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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:15 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:44 |
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the police have always been very forgiving with me as a white man in a southern city
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:17 |
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The only good cop is a dead cop
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:17 |
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when i was a teenager i was caught in the act committing several felonies and let go. probably would've shot me if i was a black teen. owns for me, bad in general
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:18 |
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I disagree, OP.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:19 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:20 |
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i like how when you become a police officer you automaticaly lose your ability to communicate like a normal person and everything you say comes out in cop vernacular
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:20 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:21 |
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the police academy movies are a documentary
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:24 |
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once iw as being menaced by a lunatic with a crowbar, who was outside my house walking around and running up to my car like he was about to hit and retreating again to keep pacing. it was a school day and there were kids going to the bus stop and poo poo like fifty feet away anyway the police show up and they're all "why do you need a crowbar adn why are you talking to yourself" and he told them that he had to defend himself against the zombies that were somehow related to a BDSM sex club i was running, which was a front to break into his house and rearrange his poo poo they didn't even take the crowbar away they just told him to leave for the day. i was all, drat
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:24 |
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Frog Act posted:i like how when you become a police officer you automaticaly lose your ability to communicate like a normal person and everything you say comes out in cop vernacular It's called "power". People that know to have power(a gun and a uniform in this case) just get the worst out of themselves
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:24 |
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RattiRatto posted:It's called "power". People that know to have power(a gun and a uniform in this case) just get the worst out of themselves some tiny measure of power doesn't automatically make you an inarticulate retard "we can see, uh, that the subjects uh, escape, uh transpired in uh, this general direction before, uh...he was apprehended, uh"
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:25 |
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another one of these threads?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:26 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:another one of these threads? skittering brood of the hellthread
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:26 |
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I smoked weed with a cop once. He seemed p. cool.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:27 |
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Frog Act posted:skittering brood of the hellthread idgi
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:27 |
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Frog Act posted:some tiny measure of power doesn't automatically make you an inarticulate retard LOVE THIS. This is pretty much how every cop talks. If you watch the show COPS you can see these po'dunk hillbilly cops speak exactly like that. Not to say that cops anywhere else don't sound the same.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:28 |
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more like this pls
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:28 |
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Frog Act posted:some tiny measure of power doesn't automatically make you an inarticulate retard there is a really nice theory from complex systems that basicly mathematically shows that the more you go higher in a ranking(power in this case) the more incapable people you will find (relative to that level)
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:30 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:30 |
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cops gay so what
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:33 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:35 |
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Cops are actually good and cool
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:37 |
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RattiRatto posted:there is a really nice theory from complex systems that basicly mathematically shows that the more you go higher in a ranking(power in this case) the more incapable seems like this explains congress more than the police. police are just the retard dregs of society beating up the other retard dregs
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:37 |
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redshirt posted:I smoked weed with a cop once. He seemed p. cool. I sold weed to a cop once. I've known his wife from since we were kids, so she called me and asked if I could sell her like 10-20$ worth. "I was like sure just come by whenever and I'll hook you up". So she calls me later and was like "my husband is gonna come pick it up I'm stuck at work". So I proceeded to poo poo my pants for a half hour waiting for him to show up. He was in uniform and everything and just gave me 20$ and I gave him the weed. I was all like " I'm not sure what it measures out too, I DONT HAVE A SCALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!"
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:49 |
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Frog Act posted:seems like this explains congress more than the police. police are just the retard dregs of society beating up the other retard dregs Nah. Congressmen are mostly installed puppets these day. Rising to the level of your incompetence, as a phenomenon, is mostly an extension of that old GBS favorite, the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:50 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:51 |
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Harton posted:I sold weed to a cop once. lol that's even better. The cop I smoked with was like a captain or something too. I was wicked nervous but the chief of the fire department told me he was cool.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:51 |
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Please make all police goons who post in their dumb hugbox thread GiP and Coupons only. Thank you in advance.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:51 |
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cops are actually really good especially if you are a goon because they protect you from adult bullies
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:52 |
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i have a friend who once confessed to me how me how great judge dredd would be if it was "real life" he's a police officer now
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:52 |
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Harton posted:I sold weed to a cop once. that guy seems monumentally stupid for buying weed in uniform which reminds me, they drug test cops a lot, so whats the deal with the like loose cannon "Training Day" style cop stereotype? are there really cops out there who will like do coke with you if you testify falsely or something
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:53 |
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Chinatown posted:Please make all police goons who post in their dumb hugbox thread GiP and Coupons only. The cop chat threads are like a zillion times better than the D&D cop threads tho
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:53 |
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Fat Lowtax posted:The cop chat threads are like a zillion times better than the D&D cop threads tho a low bar
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:54 |
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cops drink and smoke weed too
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:54 |
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Frog Act posted:that guy seems monumentally stupid for buying weed in uniform most drugs are undetectable via urine samples in like 3-4 days
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:55 |
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some cops are actually pretty cool guys but maybe not in the usa
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:56 |
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Chinatown posted:Please make all police goons who post in their dumb hugbox thread GiP and Coupons only. Let's just put identifiers in their titles like the old 'Yiffy' stars.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:56 |
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Daedra posted:cops drink and smoke weed too i've met some cool detectives who were complimentary about the quality of weed, and just took it and were like really obvious about going to smoke it. but most of the time the police are all uncritical and serious when they look you in teh eyes and say something like "you know pot dealers will sell pot to kindergardners, right? all they care about is the cash, those bastards" that is verbatim what my friends were told when the cops smelled weed while asking them to move their car off the street and then brought like fifteen dudes in to execute a search warrant and completely ruin their poo poo over nothing
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:56 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:44 |
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Cops are actually pretty good and I like feeling safe thanks cops.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:57 |