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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the police have always been very forgiving with me as a white man in a southern city

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



when i was a teenager i was caught in the act committing several felonies and let go. probably would've shot me if i was a black teen. owns for me, bad in general

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i like how when you become a police officer you automaticaly lose your ability to communicate like a normal person and everything you say comes out in cop vernacular

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



once iw as being menaced by a lunatic with a crowbar, who was outside my house walking around and running up to my car like he was about to hit and retreating again to keep pacing. it was a school day and there were kids going to the bus stop and poo poo like fifty feet away

anyway the police show up and they're all "why do you need a crowbar adn why are you talking to yourself" and he told them that he had to defend himself against the zombies that were somehow related to a BDSM sex club i was running, which was a front to break into his house and rearrange his poo poo

they didn't even take the crowbar away they just told him to leave for the day. i was all, drat

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Feb 10, 2012



RattiRatto posted:

It's called "power". People that know to have power(a gun and a uniform in this case) just get the worst out of themselves

some tiny measure of power doesn't automatically make you an inarticulate retard

"we can see, uh, that the subjects uh, escape, uh transpired in uh, this general direction before, uh...he was apprehended, uh"

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Feb 10, 2012



Darkman Fanpage posted:

another one of these threads?

skittering brood of the hellthread

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Feb 10, 2012



RattiRatto posted:

there is a really nice theory from complex systems that basicly mathematically shows that the more you go higher in a ranking(power in this case) the more incapable
people you will find (relative to that level)

seems like this explains congress more than the police. police are just the retard dregs of society beating up the other retard dregs

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Feb 10, 2012



Harton posted:

I sold weed to a cop once.

I've known his wife from since we were kids, so she called me and asked if I could sell her like 10-20$ worth. "I was like sure just come by whenever and I'll hook you up". So she calls me later and was like "my husband is gonna come pick it up I'm stuck at work". So I proceeded to poo poo my pants for a half hour waiting for him to show up. He was in uniform and everything and just gave me 20$ and I gave him the weed. I was all like " I'm not sure what it measures out too, I DONT HAVE A SCALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!"

that guy seems monumentally stupid for buying weed in uniform

which reminds me, they drug test cops a lot, so whats the deal with the like loose cannon "Training Day" style cop stereotype? are there really cops out there who will like do coke with you if you testify falsely or something

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Feb 10, 2012



Daedra posted:

cops drink and smoke weed too :aaaaa:

i've met some cool detectives who were complimentary about the quality of weed, and just took it and were like really obvious about going to smoke it. but most of the time the police are all uncritical and serious when they look you in teh eyes and say something like "you know pot dealers will sell pot to kindergardners, right? all they care about is the cash, those bastards"

that is verbatim what my friends were told when the cops smelled weed while asking them to move their car off the street and then brought like fifteen dudes in to execute a search warrant and completely ruin their poo poo over nothing

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Feb 10, 2012



CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

As offensive as some people find profiling, it's actually a really useful thing that has served the human race well and ensured our survival against many threats. Being on the receiving end of it should make one consider: "Why do I register as a threat, and how do I stop being considerd as one?"

No, wait. That's bullshit. Everyone is a unique snowflake and we are all simultaneously correct in our actions and opinions!

luckily thanks to this post i have profiled you as a huge baby dicked retard

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Feb 10, 2012



JebanyPedal posted:

Lol is that dude dead?

nigerian cops killed by a "bandit"

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