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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

redshirt posted:

I smoked weed with a cop once. He seemed p. cool.

I sold weed to a cop once.

I've known his wife from since we were kids, so she called me and asked if I could sell her like 10-20$ worth. "I was like sure just come by whenever and I'll hook you up". So she calls me later and was like "my husband is gonna come pick it up I'm stuck at work". So I proceeded to poo poo my pants for a half hour waiting for him to show up. He was in uniform and everything and just gave me 20$ and I gave him the weed. I was all like " I'm not sure what it measures out too, I DONT HAVE A SCALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!"

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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I don't think this dude actually smoked the weed. His wife kinda wears the pants and I could tell he wasn't really happy she made him do it. You never know though, he may have toked up a bit.

He's a really cool guy to party with. I imagine though that if I didn't know him, and he pulled me over. He'd be the stereotypical piece of poo poo cop.

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