StabMasterArson posted:

i'm just getting a link to a video clip from the movie "Child's Play", is that intentional OP?

Eonwe posted:

Pedophila among moderators is not and has never been a thing, OP please don't say this

Rrussom posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Eonwe posted:

I'd ask YouTube I can see it fine, I think it might just be an issue for some. You are ownin n pwnin right?

Rrussom posted:

Yes, because only children play GTA.

Real men play Raccettear

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

I'd like to see the video, OP. Please don't be a dipshit, mod, and let him show me the video.

CharlestonJew posted:

dang this guys really good at videogames

Catpiss Neverclean posted:

Nah we got rid of that guy.

But Not Tonight posted:

it is you who is trolling yourself

if you can't see that then thanks for the

CharlestonJew posted:

can you show us some of your sick gaming skillz in HuniePop? I want to see a true master at work

virtualboyCOLOR posted:

No wonder you linked a movie you were watching, its about all the PS4 can do

Kewpuh posted:

i'm going to reply to your PM in this thread okay jimby. when you take a look around at the landscape of Games, do you notice a lack of garbage threads where the only purpose is to shill a retarded youtube channel full of lovely variations of 360 no-scope? when you saw that lack of those types of threads, did you think that maybe the reason is because that type of poo poo isn't welcome here, or did you think that maybe you were just the first person to ever think "boy those SA forums are the perfect place to advertise my lovely youtube channel"

you either paid 10 bucks to be a part of this community and post in these forums many many threads (you haven't) or you invested 10 dollars in some really goddamn terrible advertising that you'll see zero return on because every time you post a loving youtube link to your dumbass video game stunt i'm gonna change that poo poo into some wonderful chucky scene like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzCF2fv2v50

Eonwe posted:

Lmao this thread keeps getting better

virtualboyCOLOR posted:

The mental stability of the average PS4 owner

Pop and Loch Nessy posted:

the only thing sicker than your no scope corn kill is my collection of m&ms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgOV5NzhA7Q

CharlestonJew posted:

im sorry op I lied

I actually don't think you're very good at videogames

Kewpuh posted:

Broseph Brostar posted:

Jimby's right, Kewp has become corrupted with power and needs to be taken out via QTE boss battle.

CharlestonJew posted:

mod vs youtube whore who will prevail?

Kewpuh posted:

also if you have gripes or whatever about moderation you should post a thread about it in QCS so a forums administrator can evaluate and take appropriate action

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Back the gently caress off my free speech Kewpuh. I EARNED these views, they are MY videos and YOU will not deny them.

Kewpuh posted:

also you can send a tweet to the forums owner lowtax who responds pretty regularly

Eonwe posted:

you can also stop being a little bitch shill and just like

post

Songbearer posted:

I want to see you doing a 360 noscope and by that I mean shooting an actual 360 with an unsighted sniper rifle irl

I'll transfer my youtube subscribers to you if you do

I, Butthole posted:

man, you need to stop linking that Chucky video, it's old now

Songbearer posted:

Sweat dripped down Jimby's brow as he eased his fingers off the keyboard. Before him lay the shattered, ruined cranium of yet another victim, body still warm. He could feel the tension in his body gradually siphoning away. He had done it. Yet another victim claimed.

Feeling a satisfaction that verged on arousal, he allowed his tongue to trace the edges of his encrusted lips, gathering the residual Dorito dust that provided him with sustenance throughout the ordeal. The one true snack of a professional videogamer had bestowed upon him the focus needed to deliver the one death-blow that could finally spell his way out of the hell that he called his waking life! This was finally his big break!

For years he had watched the big leagues on Youtube, endless nights and early mornings punctuated by the steady glow of his monitor, a portal into a world he found to be - infuriatingly - beyond his reach. Millions of headshots claimed by nobodies who, against all odds, somehow had hundreds of subscribers! They were earning money, a keep, something to give to their grandchildren... Hell, they could get Doritos FOR FREE.

He needed this. This was his out. He had a talent when it came to cranial devastation, and by god he wanted the world to know.

So every night he trained. He started small, sniping in Bad Company with the other wookies on the hill. 2fort was a paradise for him: Those beginner bots didn't know what hit 'em! Even when he was away from his machines he would watch people as they went about their daily lives. He wondered how everyone would react if he had a gun right there and then and just... took the shot. Would they be frightened? Would they applaud? All he knew is that he would have hundreds of viewers, and there'd be nothing they could do about it.

And so headshots became his obsession. Every degree he span he felt himself become giddy. Whenever that autoaim finally clicked and targeted the poor bastard's oblongata, he felt a chill of exhilaration run down his spine. He could see the money now, piling up in 0.06c piles by his desk. He had the skills, but what he needed was an audience...

Stux posted:

haha this kid is getting so owned. oh man he just posted another troll face and/or meme this is epic...! What a Meltdown dot txt amirite

Pound_Coin posted:

How are you not getting that everyone here is laughing AT you and not with you?

gnarlyhotep posted:

Kewpuh is clearly a loose cannon going off the rails here, Jimbo

I will assemble the council

bathroomrage posted:

This is a very good thread full of very good posts but the headshot in the OP was not as epic or amazing as described and if you quote me just to reply OP I'm going to quote and reply to you and replace your post with a picture of lightning being sad

Eonwe posted:

OP hosed this dudes mom, LMAO

bathroomrage posted:

Show us more cool kills then.

Pikachu posted:

$10 is a paltry sum compared to the thousands I'll rake in when my pro gaming montages make it big

MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:

Wow he really doesn't get it

psyman posted:

Jimby listen, there's a spot open for a 4-way face off between posters in Doom 2, in the stickied virtualboycolour challenge thread. This is your chance to prove what a true pro you are live in front of the whole forums!: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703081

MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:

Its ok guys, he gets it and is just being a sarcastic smartass like 80% of the something awful forums

He's a goon now

gnarlyhotep posted:

Jimby is gonna step up, I know it

gnarlyhotep posted:

god dammit we have just been owned & pwned

Eonwe posted:

jimby gently caress you if you don't at least volunteer for the doom II thing even if vcb says no

its your chance to turn your forums rep around