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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




If so is the curse put on the mother to birth a midget or the midget himself? Can it be reverse?

asking for a friend

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yes.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Every midget I ever met was a full sized rear end in a top hat.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
they prefer to be called weird little people

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




is it racism to not have an navy SEAL midgets? their compact size would prob be pretty beneficial

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

zVxTeflon posted:

is it racism to not have an navy SEAL midgets? their compact size would prob be pretty beneficial

They make terrific snipers and their low body weight means more can be carried in a helicopter.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
gypsy curse, not a wizard curse

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

zVxTeflon posted:

is it racism to not have an navy SEAL midgets? their compact size would prob be pretty beneficial

yeah they tried it once but when they have to march the midget needs to be carried in a backpack and they start talking like yoda training luke, drives the tall guys nuts

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Guancho posted:

gypsy curse, not a wizard curse

thats actually worse since a gypsys curse persists through its death

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Guancho posted:

gypsy curse, not a wizard curse
Gypped out of height again! :argh:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
imagine a world where there could be giants like in the real sense. not people that are just freak tall and like two feet taller than everyone else maximum but literally twice the size of regular people just like midgets are half the size

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
yall don't know nothing bout bushwick bill

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

moose face posted:

imagine a world where there could be giants like in the real sense. not people that are just freak tall and like two feet taller than everyone else maximum but literally twice the size of regular people just like midgets are half the size

im imagining it and it's glorious

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nefarious posted:

im imagining it and it's glorious

its not fair that it doesn't happen it just doesn't make sense

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

Every midget I ever met was a full sized rear end in a top hat.

The Amish are all assholes too.

Lets make a thread about groups of people we hate and think are jerks.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

The Amish are all assholes too.

Lets make a thread about groups of people we hate and think are jerks.

Good luck snapping a picture of an Amish, English.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

no, but in a strange twist wizards ARE created by a midget's curse

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Every midget comes from a wizard's sleeve

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

wizards cant cast curse idiot

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

j/k

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the curse is on the mother you can't curse someone to be born with something, they havent' done anything to you yet

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
All-midget basketball league. 6 foot net.

You know you want it.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Nameless_Steve posted:

All-midget basketball league. 6 foot net.

You know you want it.

This but with one 7 foot black dude just blocking the poo poo out of everyone.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Yes, but the wizard is a midget's penis.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I'd like to date a midget woman. I'd take the frame from a hiking backpack and buld a little throne on it so she can ride around on my back and order me around.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Depends op. If you lose your height slowly over time it's more of a hex. If it's all at once it's a transmogrifying spell. If it happens only when you do or say a certain trigger, then it's a curse.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
midgets get so many acting roles

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Tyrion must have really pissed Gandalf off

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

Dave_Indeed posted:

The Amish are all assholes too.

Lets make a thread about groups of people we hate and think are jerks.

Same but Mennonites

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



jarvis cocker posted:

midgets get so many acting roles

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
u ever kill a midget? it's real easy

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

we represent the lollypop guild

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Very short and you are a jockey, tiny and you're an actor

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Like, how does he breathe in that box?

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Guancho posted:

gypsy curse, not a wizard curse

came here to post this

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Nefarious posted:

u ever kill a midget? it's real easy

not yet but allah willing one day

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I want to see a buffed giant juggle three midgets

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