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I'm guessing from woodworking to blacksmithing to herb gardening and 3D printing you all use some pretty sweet gear! If someone suddenly attacked you while you were do-it-yourselfing how would you defend yourself? Or, if you were planning on murdering someone how would you incorporate your hobby?
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I would smash my 3D printer over their head and then set it to print a knife for a finishing move, OP
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Feb 21, 2015 01:49
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Right now I'm knitting something on a long circular needle, so I'd wrap the cable of the needle around their throat and jab the tips into their eyes. That doesn't sound like something a crazy person would say at all.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:09
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Metal lathe. I really don't need to fill in the details of what happens when a sleeve, pony tail, or ring get caught on the chuck or work piece.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:16
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Not at all, this is all fun and games. Good idea, too!
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Feb 21, 2015 02:16
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the spyder posted:Metal lathe. I really don't need to fill in the details of what happens when a sleeve, pony tail, or ring get caught on the chuck or work piece. That sounds like an accident, but how would you purposefully use it? Some sort of Rube Goldberg set up?
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Feb 21, 2015 02:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:That sounds like an accident, but how would you purposefully use it? Some sort of Rube Goldberg set up? Kidnap and hold someone hostage for months until their hair is long enough for a ponytail then feed it to the lathe?
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Feb 21, 2015 02:36
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xsuperkidx posted:Kidnap and hold someone hostage for months until their hair is long enough for a ponytail then feed it to the lathe? Nice. Interested in hearing how some of the people from the drones thread would kill someone.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:38
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Nice. Probably with drones
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Feb 21, 2015 02:42
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I expect creativity from the Creative Convention!
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Feb 21, 2015 02:43
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you seem like a weird dude in the not-endearing way
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Feb 21, 2015 05:02
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I have soldering irons and radio transmitters. Hot, slow, weird death either way.
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Feb 21, 2015 05:56
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Gardening. I have a trowel, a watering can, and literal pansies. I'm going to have to be creative with this one. Or maybe I can chuck my opuntia cactus at them. They'll spend their final hours covered in agony and many tiny invisible needles. I watch the scene from a distance amongst the pansies, as I sip from my glass of fresh-squeezed 100% organic self-grown juice blend. Delicious, AND nutritious.
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Feb 21, 2015 08:46
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some real worrying replies in this thread
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Feb 21, 2015 12:42
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I have some cadmium paints, grotesque poisoning may be the aim of the day.
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Feb 22, 2015 14:04
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Blacksmithing I suppose I could ask them to carry my anvil. I'd imagine they wouldn't be used to carrying that amount of weight. That might bother them
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Feb 23, 2015 04:18
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I don't know, chisels, saws, axes, hammers... I'm pretty sure Hollywood has taken all the creativity out of those. I suppose a #4 plane would be a rather nasty way to go, or a random orbit sander with 80 grit.
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Feb 23, 2015 11:45
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I don't really want to think about the mess a router would make of a person. 
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Feb 23, 2015 13:20
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The people in the beekeeping thread have a pretty good way to kill a person if that person is allergic to bees.
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Feb 23, 2015 19:34
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Sting someone enough times and allergy bee (  ) damned someone's either dying or killing themselves to end the pain.
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Feb 23, 2015 21:22
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Make a program that uses the GPU so hard it overheats your apartment giving you dehydration or maybe just ordinary fan death.
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Feb 23, 2015 21:45
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I think for plastic modelling, you could use your airbrush to paint over someones spinal cord to kill them ala 'Goldfinger.' We also have knives, too.
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Feb 24, 2015 00:49
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88h88 posted:I don't really want to think about the mess a router would make of a person. Or a thickness planer.
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Feb 24, 2015 02:06
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sarehu posted:Make a program that uses the GPU so hard it overheats your apartment giving you dehydration or maybe just ordinary fan death. Bitcoin?
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Feb 24, 2015 05:41
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I'm a woodworker so literally every tool is lethal in some way. The least dangerous thing in my shop is a ruler which I would stab through your eye. Or my hand planes which will bash in your brains and scalp you at the same time. And you don't even need an imagination for what my saws can can do.
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NICE TRY, LAW-MAN. YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND OUT ANY SECRET PLANS BY YOUR SUBTLE STATE SPONSORED SUBTERFUGE. AIN'T NO ONE GONNA TAKE MY TOOLS FROM ME. NUH UH, NO SIR. THESE TOOLS THAT I PURCHASED WITH MY HARD EARNED DOLLARS OR BUILT WITH MY REMAINING ONE AND A HALF HANDS. I CAN BARELY HEAR THE BELLS OF JUSTICE RINGING THROUGH MY ACUTE TINNITUS, BUT I KNOW THEY'RE TOLLING FOR YOU. MY LUNGS MIGHT BE LIMITED BY SAWDUST-CAUSED HYPERSENSITIVITY PNEUMONITIS BUT I YEARN TO BREATHE FREE. HANDS GNARLED WITH ARTHRITIS AND REPETITIVE STRAINS CAN STILL BEAT THE HAND TANNED DRUMSKINS OF LIBERTY. EVEN WITH A CORNEA CLOUDED BY THE RUSTING SLIVER I PICKED UP A FEW MONTHS BACK CAN SEE THROUGH THIS PLOY. THANK YOU, GOD BLESS, AND WEAR YOUR loving PPE
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Feb 24, 2015 07:07
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I guess I'd put you on my tablesaws sliding table and rip you to size?
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Feb 24, 2015 08:45
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My hobby is 4wding and shooting... I think Shotgun + shovel + outback says it all really
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Feb 24, 2015 10:58
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I would hide in the backseat of their unlocked van or SUV, let them drive home, wait until they went to bed, and steal their underpants, OP.. to death!
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Feb 24, 2015 13:21
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I could engrave someone to death with my Dremel, or give them a less than gentle exfoliation with a sanding disc.
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Feb 24, 2015 13:22
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Run their extremities through a free-arm leather sewing machine until they bleed out from the many many perforations.
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Feb 24, 2015 17:59
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Air chisel (could be any air tool really) to the skull. Or drop a car on top of them. Loosen the sector-shaft nut on the steering rack, causing catastrophic steering loss (eventually). If we're talking job...well, death by steam is a pretty nasty way to go...
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Slung Blade posted:NICE TRY, LAW-MAN. YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND OUT ANY SECRET PLANS BY YOUR SUBTLE STATE SPONSORED SUBTERFUGE. i like this post
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Well, there's the ole garrote and eye stab with the circular knitting needles. I'm sure you could do a lot of interesting damage with a sewing needle and thread, too. Baking... I imagine taking a pyrex dish to the head would do it, and the resulting shards would also make effective slicing tools. That, or threaten them with carbs, maybe. It's always carbs.
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Feb 25, 2015 05:33
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I have knitted many things but never a noose. maybe it's time.
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Feb 25, 2015 08:12
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Wood working is basically just a number of maiming and dismemberment machines, so that's easy. Guns are pretty much designed for that. RC quads, I suppose a phantom quad filled with thermite and some sort of igniter crashing into their house would be kinda brutal. With home brew you could go for the long game and have your target die a very happy alcoholic. Another option would be to brew a nice botulism/staph stout.
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Feb 25, 2015 08:31
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Just make 'em go roll around the crappy construction thread for a while, something in there is bound to kill 'em.
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Feb 26, 2015 07:31
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I grow carnivorous plants, so my tools aren't particularly deadly, but I would have a convenient way to dispose of a body.
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Liquid Communism posted:Just make 'em go roll around the crappy construction thread for a while, something in there is bound to kill 'em. Here, live in this house. For free. Yes. It belonged to my great uncle. Yeah, he was an electrician, so you know everything is good. Coffee-can hi-hats and stab-lock panels kill everyone in the house.
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I have scalpels and super glue. I can redesign a man in many strange and beautiful ways.
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