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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Muerte posted:

If I was gay there are two things I would not do

Stick my penis in a woman
Have a child with said woman.

Your Dad is not gay.

Actually a lot of gays do that

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Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
You must fix it before you stop existing OP.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

human being op don;t making loving threads about me you poiece of poo poo

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
smashin it krampster

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Watch the film Beginners by Mike Mills. Same subject and it's really good.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
i just got out of a relationship where the girl found messages on her dad's computer from 20 year old dudes telling her father how good a night they'd had and all and when she confronted him her dad said it was either a virus or people trying to plant things to discredit him through homosexuality. she's going back to france where her dad is and i hope she exposes this frankish homo

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

wanna gently caress that dad

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

wanna gently caress that dad

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


:xcom:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


:captainpop:

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Dad?

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Cool your dad and this thread are very similar cool poo poo my man

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Apparently that guy isn't gay he is just mad

pod6isjerks
Feb 17, 2005

Nap Ghost
it skips a generation so that's impossible

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
New information reveals that around 47% of all men are homosexual or carry the potential to be homosexuals

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Zzulu posted:

New information reveals that around 47% of all men are homosexual or carry the potential to be homosexuals

OP's post reveals the condition to be hereditary.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

you blew it

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
HOW U SUSPECT?

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I have a gay uncle. I think. Nobody talks about it.

He's pretty cool, irregardless.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

My gay dad can fly!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP:gay: , be 'glad' you found out, it's far better your family knows the truth, and now your dad will have less chance of making an AIDS baby/HIV sibling for you after you 'out' him to your mummy by showing her his gay porn collection - I assume that's how you found out? They say the apple never falls far from the tree, so while you're previewing all those fisting/chest-making GBS threads etc. videos, be sensitive to any give-away twitches in your own pants.:gizz: If you find you're that way inclined (of course as a goon you have never had a girlfriend, hmmm), then your ask your dad for the homo version of the 'birds and the bees' talk - you will love the 'stingers'!:a2m: And finally, when you're cruising in your local gay bar, remember that a hanky in the left rear jeans pocket means poz... or was it neg... never mind you'll work it out and be one big happy family, you dad and Uncle Steve:love:, and at Christmas and on your birthday you'll get two sets of presents, a set from your daddies and one from your mum when she visits!:iamafag: Gotta love it, warm brother.:hfive: :D

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
He can't bee full gay. If he turns full gay you'll cease to exist. The only way to save yourself is to find the master gay that bit your father and "stake" him.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


cogtatulations op

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Inevitable posted:

and I'm not sure how to feel about this. Please advise.

its genetic in your case, op. bazoopter!

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
You're the product of a gay man having sex with a woman.

You're a monster. A MONSTERRRR!!!

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Phlairdon posted:

You're the product of a gay man having sex with a woman.

You're a monster. A MONSTERRRR!!!

when a gay man impregnates a woman and she gestates the baby for 10 months and gives birth on a rock beneaht the new moon the childe is called the Cockisnice and it is a terrible thing to beholde

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