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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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So if you were eating licorice on molly at one of these places, I guess you'd be a

Sizzler Twizzler Thizzler

Thank you, thank you

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Fetus Tree posted:

It's pretty hard to argue this point

My argument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Sl5TUCPJU

guy seems chill

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

my family stopped at a sizzler once during a vacation. everything was so salty that after about a third of a plate my mouth was burning from all of the salt and i couldn't continue. the family next to us had a 400+ lb teenage daughter who repeatedly shoved food into her face as fast as she was capable of, threw up on the floor, took a minute to recover, then went back to the buffet for more food. her parents didn't think this was unusual and were kind of just "oh ha ha how cute" about the whole thing.

also every 20 minutes or so an employee would walk around the salad bar and use a spray bottle to mist everything with melted butter. who the gently caress butters lettuce

Ok none of that happened but that's cool

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

MullardEL34 posted:

NO TIPPING PLEASE

I gently caress with that

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