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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




the last thing I want to do after a long day of compute ring or sleeping is chucking down a cup of boiling hot bean water down my throat. it's wrong, tastes bad and funds poverty in poor countries we here in six and a half figures forum couldn't even comprehend



I know I'm not alone here. step forth into the light my friends. coffee isn't all that it's cracked up to be

otherwise enjoy your drug habit, sheeple :smugdog:

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i like coffee alright

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you sound like the type of nigga who drinks hot water with a squeeze of lemon and constantly talks about the health benefits of it

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

the last thing I want to do after a long day of compute ring or sleeping is chucking down a cup of boiling hot bean water down my throat. it's wrong, tastes bad and funds poverty in poor countries we here in six and a half figures forum couldn't even comprehend



I know I'm not alone here. step forth into the light my friends. coffee isn't all that it's cracked up to be

otherwise enjoy your drug habit, sheeple :smugdog:

point a) coffee is a drupe seed not a bean

point b) tea has more theobromine than coffee

point c) why not make cold brew coffee if you don't want hot cofee

angry_keebler fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Feb 21, 2015

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i like tea

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
im gonna troll this thread to pieces :twisted:

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

how do you "fund poverty" isnt that a contradiction

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

i like green tea when i want something hot, it has a nice light taste to it unlike coffee which is unrelentingly bitter

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
coffee tastes great, much better than any kind of tea, which is for sissy men

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i drink instant nescafe with two sugars and there's nothing any of you can do about it

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

theadder posted:

i like tea

ynef
Jun 12, 2002

Sweevo posted:

i drink instant nescafe with two sugars and there's nothing any of you can do about it
so you hate coffee, too, then

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

newreply.php posted:

im gonna troll this thread to pieces :twisted:

why bother it's already up to like 10 replies, practically a megathread now :rolleyes:

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

newreply.php posted:

coffee tastes great, much better than any kind of tea, which is for sissy men

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
(dumb beta idiot guy whom is owning himself) "hurrrr coffe is bad and i dont like it"

SEND SPIKE JONEZ
Dec 31, 2006
spike jonez sent
i don't think that is the correct usage of the word 'whom'

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

SEND SPIKE JONEZ posted:

i don't think that is the correct usage of the word 'whom'

:wom:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
ummm your supposed to drink coffee in the morning op i think thats your problem

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

theadder posted:

i like tea

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
how am I supposed to know if someone doesn't like coffee?? really wish these people would be more vocal

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
I don't drink coffee, OP, but not because I don't like it. (I don't drink it because it makes me hot and have to poo poo real bad)

Tea is for pansies, such as the British.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

maniacdevnull posted:

why bother it's already up to like 10 replies, practically a megathread now :rolleyes:

how does it feel to be the reason why almost nobody reads yospos who isnt already a poster here

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
both tea and coffee are good drinks for adults with grown-up palates, op.

black coffee in the morning, english tea at teatime (4pm). at other times of day, cold brew unsweetened ice tea is good in summer, and a mild green like hojicha in winter.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Larry Parrish posted:

how does it feel to be the reason why almost nobody reads yospos who isnt already a poster here

lol @ u

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Larry Parrish posted:

how does it feel to be the reason why almost nobody reads yospos who isnt already a poster here

are you retarded

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Doc Block posted:

I don't drink it because it makes me have to poo poo real bad

that's working as intended

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i don't like coffee either.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
ive never drank coffee but it usually smells like rear end, or sometimes it smells ok

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i also recently decided to cut out most caffeinated and sugared soda. i think it's going to have a positive impact overall.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
You can get ethical coffee moo cow. You just have to be willing to pay for it.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



I like the taste of coffee

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

newreply.php posted:

coffee tastes great, much better than any kind of tea, which is for sissy men

i have sworn a solemn vow to never again unleash powerful owns and devastating trolls

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

brewed tea and coffee are both great
with top-notch flavor of high rate,
but some poor souls know naught but hate
and with their anger masturbate.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
coffee is an excelent vector for caffeine

although it doesn t have enough caffeine

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
i also do not care for the taste of coffee. you have a friend in me

i dont hate it just it doesnt do anything for me anyway thats my story thanks for reasding

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SYSV Fanfic posted:

You can get ethical coffee moo cow. You just have to be willing to pay for it.

unless you personally grow/harvest the coffee yourself this is not true

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Stymie posted:

unless you personally grow/harvest the coffee yourself this is not true

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what if i paid someone to "do labour" and harvest some god drat cofee. why is that not ethical

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
tbqh i used to care about how it was screwign the farmers, walmart workers get poo poo pay, etc, but then i became poor and realized tht groceries and shoes and socks and lauandry soap and so on and so on are almost always cheap enough to take the ride

im a terible person

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Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror
coffee is gross as hell

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