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Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
i drink coffee at work because its free and has caffine

if they had a tray of snort-able powdered caffien I'd probably do that over coffee

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Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

cyberia posted:

My favourite thing in the world is when you ask someone if they'd like to go out for a coffee and they say "I'd like to hang out but I don't like coffee". It's a loving generalised expression, you idiot fuckre. Like, if I invite you out for a coffee and you actually order tea or soda do you think I'm going to get so mad that I just start flipping tables and hurling coffee cups at people because you prefer a different type of caffeinated beverage :fuckoff:

mishaq posted:

this but people that provide intimate details as to why they can't come to some event/plans you casually invited them to

instead of "ah, shoot, can't make it man, sorry"

it's "Oh man I'm getting back from our family weekend in vail and I'll probably be in the towncar home from the airport then, sorry!"

just say "sure" to coffee plans and order what you want

I don't get upset by either of these things.

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Coffee is the devil's tonic.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Peanut and the Gang posted:

Coffee is the devil's tonic.

tell me smth i dont know

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
chai is the only good thing at starbucks

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
I like those vanilla coffee milkshake bullshit things they got at starbucks tbh

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Perplx posted:

i drink coffee at work because its free and has caffine

if they had a tray of snort-able powdered caffien I'd probably do that over coffee

You can buy a huge jar at smartpowders for like $14

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Don't bring it to work though that'll be awkward

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
mmm, I love filtering good clean water through the remains of half-burnt soot (or full, if it's italian roast) and adding enough milk sugar and whipped cream to turn it into a dessert with enough fat and calories to rival a loving big mac

(no I don't, it case it was unclear)

Tiny Bug Child posted:

science invented pop like a hundred years ago, you don't have to drink ground up bean water/hot leaf water anymore

Artificial carbonation predates the Revolution, and soda fountains predate the Civil War. :eng101:

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Feb 26, 2015

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




this thread is for those who do not like - hate, if you will - coffee

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Mister Macys posted:

mmm, I love filtering good clean water through the remains of half-burnt soot (or full, if it's italian roast) and adding enough milk sugar and whipped cream to turn it into a dessert with enough fat and calories to rival a loving big mac

lol if this is your experience with coffee. it's like eating nothing but mcdonald's and saying hamburgers suck.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
thread for posters who like coffee

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I really love coffee

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
whether or not you enjoy drinking coffee is a matter of personal taste which is irrelevant

you should not drink coffee because it perpetuates global inequality

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

lol if this is your experience with coffee. it's like eating nothing but mcdonald's and saying hamburgers suck.

black coffee just makes the burnt stand out more, sorry you're wrong about defending your lovely beverage

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

actually coffee is great

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Mister Macys posted:

black coffee just makes the burnt stand out more, sorry you're wrong about defending your lovely beverage

Look at this fukken anime avatar haver here. Figures the person with the child's cartoon avatar would have a child's taste in beverages.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Doc Block posted:

Look at this fukken anime avatar haver here. Figures the person with the child's cartoon avatar would have a child's taste in beverages.

only one sentence to reduce your pathetic argument to tatters, such that you're reduced to ad hominem attacks?

i knew it would be easy, but I at least thought you would pretend to fight it out...

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I'm enjoying a coffee right now. it's a tasty beverage for good looking adults who aren't retarded babies.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

I'm enjoying a coffee right now. it's a tasty beverage for good looking adults who aren't retarded babies.

very much the same

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Steve Ballmer posted:

or when they ask you if you want to get "a coffee" like a weirdo

*points to dilz*

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Doc Block posted:

Look at this fukken anime avatar haver here. Figures the person with the child's cartoon avatar would have a child's taste in beverages.

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Stymie posted:

whether or not you enjoy drinking coffee is a matter of personal taste which is irrelevant

you should not drink coffee because it perpetuates global inequality

global inequality is fuckin great actually

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




maniacdevnull posted:

actually coffee is great

nope

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

I'm enjoying a coffee right now. it's a tasty beverage for good looking adults who aren't retarded babies.

nope.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
is there a good way to carbonate coffee?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

bobbilljim posted:

is there a good way to carbonate coffee?

with a straw

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it would make something that tastes horrible, worse.

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
coffee can be good if it has alcohol in it

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I disagree, JewKiller 3000

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

JewKiller 3000 posted:

global inequality is fuckin great actually

name & post combo meme

since carbon dioxide is acidic, and I hear allegedly mythically "good" coffee is low in acid, it would very likely make an already terrible product (of third-world labour exploitation for a monoculture crop) even worse

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
the otyher day i had a coupel of drinks that are made 1 part cofee liquer 1 part vodka and 1 part or more soda

they arent bad. would liek too get it fizzier tho

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




no

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
just drink your coffee black dont put poo poo in it

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

HappyHippo posted:

just drink your coffee black dont put poo poo in it

Why isn't it possible to enjoy coffee prepared in different ways?

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
look i dont need your nuance im making blanket statements here

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

bobbilljim posted:

is there a good way to carbonate coffee?

no but you can do it with nitrogen gas like guinness which is p good imo

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i like moka espresso

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

no but you can do it with nitrogen gas like guinness which is p good imo

pfft guinness

left hand milk stout nitro is 10000x guinness

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