I'm going to an ICP concert tonight

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Yep, I'm going to an ICP concert tonight with a friend. We both listened to them 12+ years ago in high school, but haven't at all since.

My buddy and I were at the bar with our wives a month or so ago talking about music we used to like. We both admitted that we used to like ICP. The wives made fun of us of course, and defended ourselves saying they actually put on a really fun concert. My wife asked if we would go to one now that we are older, we thought about it and decided yeah, why not? It could be fun, especially seeing all of the Juggalos and what a disaster they can be.

Fast forward to a week or two later, and ICP announces they are putting on a FREE concert tonight. How could we pass that up? We get to see them again, prove to our wives we weren't kidding, and not spend any money. The show is free, but you have to bring a can of food to donate. If you go on their website it says something about not giving poo poo like canned cord, but to bring "good" stuff like Spaghetti O's hahaha so yeah, no healthy food, just poo poo. They are doing some wrestling thing before the actual concert, but we aren't wasting or time on that crap.

So that's it, I'm going to an ICP concert. I haven't listened to them in over 12 years. I'm 30, married, and with a kid. Pretty sure I'm not their target audience. What the hell do I even wear to an ICP concert? Should I take pictures?

catch a faygo bottle if you can. I lost mine.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:24

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

sounds like an unironic good time

yeah id also go to a free ICP show if it wasnt too far out of the way, but id be p upset if i got sprayed down with Faygo

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:27

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I grew up in metro Detroit. Everybody listened to them.

Also sorry you hate doing fun things

"Fun things" does not include "Going to ICP concerts in your thirties".
Sorry you failed at literally everything. Goondolances.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:35

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

tell us if they have an insulin tent

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:38

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Going cosmic bowling as an adult is a goofy, fun time.
Using a slip and slide for no real reason is a fun time.
Taking acid on a work night with friends is a silly thing to do.

Going to a free ICP concert and wrestling match in exchange for canned goods is stupid as hell.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:38

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

i didn't know they canned meth

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:48

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

They throw diet faygo because it's less sticky. That is your icp fact of the day. Icp cares about you.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:48

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

They throw diet faygo because it's less sticky. That is your icp fact of the day. Icp cares about you.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 23:50

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

one time, at an icp show, the opening band sucked so everyone in the crowd turned around and sat down and just ignored them. the singer got really mad and threw a little fit. jugggalos can show restraint if it is for a common good.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:05

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7VT2EHa0b4

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:10

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I grew up in metro Detroit. Everybody listened to them.

lmao

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:11

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

They throw diet faygo because it's less sticky. That is your icp fact of the day. Icp cares about you.

Well what the hell else would you do with it?

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:36

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

mods please permaban op if he doesnt post pics

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:36

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

faygo is a perfectly acceptable soda

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:38

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

here is another icp fact about faygo: they can't bring it with them when they tour overseas because customs doesn't believe you when you say you're bringing gallons and gallons of soda just to throw on people.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:38

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

Hey guys a little update I'm not going after all. Doing a brewery crawl instead because Jesus Christ I'm 30 why would I go see ICP

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:42

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

here is another icp fact about faygo: they can't bring it with them when they tour overseas because customs doesn't believe you when you say you're bringing gallons and gallons of soda just to throw on people.

what countries do they tour in

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:42

FreakerByTheSpeaker: Dec 3, 2006; You got your good things
And I've got mine

The show isn't free. The canned goods are for the band, they just cut the cash out of the equation. That's why they specified spaghetti-os

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:42

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hey guys a little update I'm not going after all. Doing a brewery crawl instead because Jesus Christ I'm 30 why would I go see ICP

mods please permaban for hyping

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:43

FreakerByTheSpeaker: Dec 3, 2006; You got your good things
And I've got mine

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hey guys a little update I'm not going after all. Doing a brewery crawl instead because Jesus Christ I'm 30 why would I go see ICP

Lame. I hope the beer makes you lose all your gainz.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:44

FreakerByTheSpeaker: Dec 3, 2006; You got your good things
And I've got mine

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:44

FreakerByTheSpeaker: Dec 3, 2006; You got your good things
And I've got mine

I hope the beer makes you lose all your gainz and then your liver fails.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:44

FreakerByTheSpeaker: Dec 3, 2006; You got your good things
And I've got mine

You are taking precious spaghetti-os out of the mouths of members of ICP.

How do you sleep at night?

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:45

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

The show isn't free. The canned goods are for the band, they just cut the cash out of the equation. That's why they specified spaghetti-os

They had a toy drive in 2010 and had the best video for it. i can't find it on youtube but
http://www.shakefire.com/video/insane-clown-posse-sugar-slams-super-live-toy-drive-video

op is lame and should've gone for the kids. think of the kids you dicks.

Stick Figure Mafia fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Feb 22, 2015

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:48

Punch Card: Sep 13, 2005; by Ralp

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I grew up in metro Detroit. Everybody listened to them.

Also sorry you hate doing fun things

Haha, are you from Taylor or something?

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:48

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hey guys a little update I'm not going after all. Doing a brewery crawl instead because Jesus Christ I'm 30 why would I go see ICP

gently caress you!!!!!!

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:48

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hey guys a little update I'm not going after all. Doing a brewery crawl instead because Jesus Christ I'm 30 why would I go see ICP

Quoted for ban.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:55

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

More pictures of trashy juggalos itt please

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:58

open container: Sep 16, 2008

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hey guys a little update I'm not going after all. Doing a brewery crawl instead because Jesus Christ I'm 30 why would I go see ICP

Robo Reagan posted:

mods please permaban op if he doesnt post pics

# ? Feb 22, 2015 01:07

open container: Sep 16, 2008

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hey guys a little update I'm not going after all. Doing a brewery crawl instead because Jesus Christ I'm 30 why would I go see ICP

could u not find the proper thing to wear u human being pussy bitch

# ? Feb 22, 2015 01:08

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

Windows 98 posted:

More pictures of trashy juggalos itt please

# ? Feb 22, 2015 01:17

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Should go 2 ICP

# ? Feb 22, 2015 01:26

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

More low than a juggalo

# ? Feb 22, 2015 01:27

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

having ICP as a favorite band is like having the harlem globetrotters as your favorite basketball team

on the other hand,

VOODOO RUNNING FROM MY MAGIC

# ? Feb 22, 2015 01:30

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

top notch lyrical content the OP missed out on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjgv4V6KlPI

# ? Feb 22, 2015 01:31

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

icp proves that there are worse musical acts for white trash to like than kiss

# ? Feb 22, 2015 02:04

open container: Sep 16, 2008

i loving hate you op for lacking the ability to say "gently caress it" and go do something dumb but instead you overthink it and i hope you regret your whole gay life on your deathbed.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 02:08