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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
having white privilege

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Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
Having that small piece of poo poo that's stuck in your butt hairs fall off into the water with a satisfying pling sound.

Shamshel
Sep 20, 2003

Angel of phallic symbols
Putting on a pair of toasty warm underwear straight from the drier on a cold day.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
When he rolls over in bed and pulls me closer to him.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

When she picks the cheeto off my neckbeard and eats it.

~~~~~Just goon things~~~~~~

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Being genetically superior to at least 80% of the people I meet daily.

Farts that smell pleasurable.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

A good yawn.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Waking up on a rainy Sunday, drinking a coffee and reading some comics then going back to sleep.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That first shave with a new razor blade

Owl at Home
Dec 25, 2014

Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that
Falling back to sleep after waking up and thinking it's time to get going, then seeing that you woke up a couple hours early, then looking out the window and seeing that the world is completely snowed in.

Falling asleep while listening to a movie or an audio book.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Freshly ground coffee, a very crisp apple, the first bite of some hazardously spicy Thai curry.

Having a physical mute button on a keyboard, and using it to silence a youtube/twitch ad.

Efficiency, in general.

The fraction of a second after you wake up but before you remember who you are/the details of your life

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008
Reading the first page of a new book I've been waiting for.

Putting my feet up against a hot radiator.

The sound of rain against the window in the evening.

Taking a drink of cava and having the bubbles jump up into my nose.

Option E: All of the above. :3:

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
A red light that changes to green as I'm driving towards it.

A perfect shift while driving.

Warm socks.

Petting a dog that loves being petted.

Bustin a nut.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That first quick scope of a MW:2 game :unsmith:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


A long, hot shower on a cold day.

A short, hot shower on a hot day immediately followed by a cold shower.

Showers in general. Water. Drinking it, showering in it, swimming in it. Water is pretty nice.

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009
My doodle.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Dat crunchyleaf

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
A perfectly fried over-medium egg and slice of turkey on a fresh baked biscuit with a glass of orange juice.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
The grocery store by my house sells flowers for like $4-$5 for a bunch. They are trash flowers like daisies but I don't care, I like having flowers in my house for a few bucks.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I really, really love putting furniture together. Nothing fancy, just stuff from Target or Ikea, but it's so, so, satisfying to make something useful.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Peanut butter toast.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
Freshly laundered sheets still warm from the dryer pulled nice and tight on a comfy bed.





psyopmonkey posted:

Oh, and something with cum.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Super Waffle posted:

A perfectly fried over-medium egg and slice of turkey on a fresh baked biscuit with a glass of orange juice.

I am intrigued by this, never have thought of turkey as a breakfast meat.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

bunnielab posted:

I am intrigued by this, never have thought of turkey as a breakfast meat.

Pretty much a ham substitute since I don't eat pork, I recommend it

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Crow Jane posted:

I really, really love putting furniture together. Nothing fancy, just stuff from Target or Ikea, but it's so, so, satisfying to make something useful.

God, yes, I love assembling flat-pack furniture. It's like a big construction toy, then at the end, I have an item of furniture!

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Bubble wrap, the kind with the big air pockets. Small pockets are great too but man, those big pockets. Unf.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Fresh pair of socks. Before they get washed. It's like pillows for your feet.

I know a guy who keeps a bag of new socks in his drawer, and pops on a fresh pair when he's having a bad day.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Home made chicken fajitas at midnight

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
I just finished a year of night shifts, so my simple pleasures are seeing the sun and other people.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Puttin' pants fresh out the drier in the winter time





fffuckkkkkkkkkkkk

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 8 days!)

That serene silence when you kill some loudmouth jabberjaw in a videogame.

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:


Having a physical mute button on a keyboard, and using it to silence a youtube/twitch ad.


Looks at this noob not using addblock.


Drinking a coke in a glass bottle on that rare occasion that you encounter one.

Singing along loudly to the radio and getting hype for the weekend while driving home at the end of busy week.

Getting drunk in the afternoon on a sunny and warm day.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

a million dollars

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
IV of 5mg dilauded directly into the penis
e:misread thread title as incredibly tiny and slighlty crooked pleasure

Enfield has a new favorite as of 22:41 on Feb 24, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Eating a big hoagie while taking a poo poo

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Cracking my back, drat the consequences.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Carrying around a grizzly bear claw.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Rough Lobster posted:

Cracking my back, drat the consequences.

Cracking my knuckles after not doing so for a day.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Pick posted:

Carrying around a grizzly bear claw.

Knowing that there were once (or still may be ???) giant sharks swimming in our oceans.

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IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

That feeling when you're scratching an itch that exists in the second between "Goddamn itchy [bodypart]" and "I should not have scratched [bodypart] so hard!"

I'll let you choose [bodypart]. Can I humbly suggest the taint, the most relieving itch to scratch AND the most instantly regrettable.

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