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Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
That was beautiful

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Smilin Sam Alvey is the poo poo

NTRKouhai
Apr 25, 2014

TL Note: Keikaku means Moo
Sam Alvey please win all the things.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



FishBowlRobot posted:

I'm a casual fan who only started watching consistently a few months ago, would someone mind explaining all the Mir cuck jokes?

Mir's wife told him he wasn't a man after Brock beat him.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

FishBowlRobot posted:

I'm a casual fan who only started watching consistently a few months ago, would someone mind explaining all the Mir cuck jokes?

His wife wouldn't gently caress him because he's a fat loser.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Brazilian tries to copy Anderrson Silva's Ong Bak elbow.

Gets uppercut the gently caress out.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

FishBowlRobot posted:

I'm a casual fan who only started watching consistently a few months ago, would someone mind explaining all the Mir cuck jokes?

after one of his losses his wife said she was going to have sex with Randy Couture because Mir is a bitch boy

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



God bless us everyone

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
That was like that Mickey ward fight where he spends like 7 rounds doing literally nothing and then throws a body shot and knocks the dude out.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

FishBowlRobot posted:

I'm a casual fan who only started watching consistently a few months ago, would someone mind explaining all the Mir cuck jokes?

After Mir went on a losing streak he was on painkillers and laying around feeling sorry for himself, so his wife sat him down and and yelled at him for like an hour, including asking him if maybe she should go gently caress Randy Couture since he wouldn't be laying around the house being a bitch.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

fatherdog posted:

I loving love Sam Alvey

:agreed:

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



To be far Randy probably already made Jennifer Mir a standing offer way before that argument ever happened.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
This is my first time noticing Sam Alvey, and I already have an intense love/hate relationship with him.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Grifter posted:

This is my first time noticing Sam Alvey, and I already have an intense love/hate relationship with him.

Same, except just love.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Grifter posted:

This is my first time noticing Sam Alvey, and I already have an intense love/hate relationship with him.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
the dude just knocked out a brazillian and then won over a brazillian crowd with a smile

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Sam Alvey was really cool after his last fight and this time topped it by acting like he was working a WWE house show.

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007

Dangersim posted:

the dude just knocked out a brazillian and then won over a brazillian crowd with a smile

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
This is the anti-Conor, a man who is going to get fights and fans through talking about how great everyone else is.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lid posted:

This is the anti-Conor, a man who is going to get fights and fans through talking about how great everyone else is.

He's not close to the fighter Conor is either so I agree.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Thanks, sometimes it's hard to google the real important MMA info.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
oh wow a relevant fight

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Barboza rockin a beard to make it harder to find his chin

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
i have sort of a blank spot in my mind when it comes to michael johnson. has he ever just been outstruck, or are all his losses fights where he got taken down?

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Johnson throws some seriously loopy poo poo but he's so fast that it's working for him even here.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

EvanSchenck posted:

Barboza rockin a beard to make it harder to find his chin

Doesn't appear to be working

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The striking looks even faster than some flyweights.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


This fight is :pcgaming:

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
So many high spin kicks

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Stomach punching a guy as he whiffs a knee is ridiculous and awesome. This fight owned.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


edson barboza is a reliably entertaining punchman

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
that fight was much closer then kenny thinks

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
That fight was awesome

Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???

Dangersim posted:

that fight was much closer then kenny thinks

The rounds were all fairly close but I think Johnson had the edge in all of them

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
Brazil's having a pretty bad night. Kinda wanna see Silva get a KO to send them home happy because Mir isn't doing anything.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Diddie posted:

The rounds were all fairly close but I think Johnson had the edge in all of them

I agree

Northjayhawk posted:

Brazil's having a pretty bad night. Kinda wanna see Silva get a KO to send them home happy because Mir isn't doing anything.

Mir is gonna re-re-re-retire.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I said this in irc but Henri Hooft has worked wonders with a bunch of guys at the blackzillians.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Northjayhawk posted:

Brazil's having a pretty bad night. Kinda wanna see Silva get a KO to send them home happy because Mir isn't doing anything.

why

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx

Diddie posted:

The rounds were all fairly close but I think Johnson had the edge in all of them

yeah, if you just stepped back and looked at the fight as a whole, it wasn't a blowout, but when you look at it with the knowledge of how these fights are scored, there's no way Johnson loses that decision.

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henkman
Oct 8, 2008

PaganGoatPants posted:

I agree


Mir is gonna re-re-re-retire.

yeah

retire Bigfoot

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