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Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
WRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
*shits on delivery table*

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
yeah i had sex. now this happened. because of the sex

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
Boy I am so glad I decided to give birth in a tub at home and not in a state-of-the-art 21st century hospital, what could possibly go wrong??

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
*actually im just trying to blow a bubble*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



this doesnt hurt but ill pretend it does

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

its just pee idiots

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*drops a dookie*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



for sympathy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Orkin Mang posted:

*drops a dookie*


katlington posted:

for sympathy

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
I'll be at the bar

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I'MA poo poo THIS BABY IN YOUR FACE WITH ILL VELOCITY, DOC

-pop-

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i saved the day

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i saved the day, betty

F hole
May 13, 2008

*tears open skin between rear end in a top hat and vagina*

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
HHNNNNNNGNGNGNG *POP*

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Flesh Forge posted:

HHNNNNNNGNGNGNG *POP*



kegel exercise has finally paid off

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
look i know i need to lose weight please stop

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

"It was like shaking hands with death."

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

Flesh Forge posted:

HHNNNNNNGNGNGNG *POP*



Bambino superleggera

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


am i in labor? hey wake up... am i in labor? idk go back to sleep

*wait 15 minutes*

am in in labor? i might be this time? whatever go back to sleep

*wait 15 minutes*

hey hey hey i might be in labor? wait maybe not

*wait 15 minutes*

*shits out baby in bed, bleeds out due to fourth degree tear, rip*

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

"it's a girl"
*throws baby out hospital window*


this is in china

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
*Dies*

Ruggan posted:

*shits out baby in bed, bleeds out due to fourth degree tear, rip*

Welcome to Hell!

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
*farts a ton of cum. was doing butt sex one hour earlier*

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
"Ohhhh, she is so beautif....

WAIT - WHAT IS WITH THE COLOR OF HER SKIN? IS SHE MY BABY?"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hobo Siege posted:

*farts a ton of cum. was doing butt sex one hour earlier*

noice!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I will name him, Muhammad.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
*farting, vomiting and sobbing. blood everywhere. will do this at least 10 more times because it is 1857*

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Hobo Siege posted:

*farting, vomiting and sobbing. blood everywhere. will do this at least 10 more times because it is 1857*

Doctor, pull yourself together.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsD6AL3HJtM

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

hey, this isn't as bad as getting kicked in the balls

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
If this thread is still around in October I'll have my wife come in here and have our baby.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

krampster2 posted:

"it's a girl"
*throws baby out hospital window*


this is in china

:lol:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Secks Cauldron posted:

*shits on delivery table*

We don't have a pill to cure this yet?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

We don't have a pill to cure this yet?

actually they now figure that this is the mechanism through which children inherit the gut fauna they need to regulate their digestive system

the miracle of childbirth :)

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The Mad Archivist posted:

actually they now figure that this is the mechanism through which children inherit the gut fauna they need to regulate their digestive system

the miracle of childbirth :)

Evolution is cool as hell

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
*poops*

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Your baby thanks you.
I am your baby.
Thank you.

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gorki
Aug 9, 2014
where does the babby come out of the lady :baby:

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