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WRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:15 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:30 |
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*shits on delivery table*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:16 |
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yeah i had sex. now this happened. because of the sex
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:16 |
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Boy I am so glad I decided to give birth in a tub at home and not in a state-of-the-art 21st century hospital, what could possibly go wrong??
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:16 |
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*actually im just trying to blow a bubble*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:01 |
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this doesnt hurt but ill pretend it does
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:10 |
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its just pee idiots
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:10 |
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*drops a dookie*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:11 |
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for sympathy
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:11 |
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Orkin Mang posted:*drops a dookie* katlington posted:for sympathy
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:12 |
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I'll be at the bar
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:13 |
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I'MA poo poo THIS BABY IN YOUR FACE WITH ILL VELOCITY, DOC -pop-
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:22 |
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i saved the day
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:23 |
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i saved the day, betty
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:23 |
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*tears open skin between rear end in a top hat and vagina*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:28 |
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HHNNNNNNGNGNGNG *POP*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:29 |
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Flesh Forge posted:HHNNNNNNGNGNGNG *POP* kegel exercise has finally paid off
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:30 |
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:38 |
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look i know i need to lose weight please stop
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:43 |
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"It was like shaking hands with death."
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:46 |
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Flesh Forge posted:HHNNNNNNGNGNGNG *POP* Bambino superleggera
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 07:52 |
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am i in labor? hey wake up... am i in labor? idk go back to sleep *wait 15 minutes* am in in labor? i might be this time? whatever go back to sleep *wait 15 minutes* hey hey hey i might be in labor? wait maybe not *wait 15 minutes* *shits out baby in bed, bleeds out due to fourth degree tear, rip*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:04 |
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"it's a girl" *throws baby out hospital window* this is in china
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:31 |
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*Dies*Ruggan posted:*shits out baby in bed, bleeds out due to fourth degree tear, rip* Welcome to Hell!
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:33 |
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*farts a ton of cum. was doing butt sex one hour earlier*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:35 |
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"Ohhhh, she is so beautif.... WAIT - WHAT IS WITH THE COLOR OF HER SKIN? IS SHE MY BABY?"
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:36 |
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Hobo Siege posted:*farts a ton of cum. was doing butt sex one hour earlier* noice!
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:37 |
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I will name him, Muhammad.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:39 |
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*farting, vomiting and sobbing. blood everywhere. will do this at least 10 more times because it is 1857*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:42 |
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Hobo Siege posted:*farting, vomiting and sobbing. blood everywhere. will do this at least 10 more times because it is 1857* Doctor, pull yourself together.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsD6AL3HJtM
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:56 |
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hey, this isn't as bad as getting kicked in the balls
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 09:07 |
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If this thread is still around in October I'll have my wife come in here and have our baby.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 23:44 |
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krampster2 posted:"it's a girl"
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 23:46 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:*shits on delivery table* We don't have a pill to cure this yet?
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 23:51 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:We don't have a pill to cure this yet? actually they now figure that this is the mechanism through which children inherit the gut fauna they need to regulate their digestive system the miracle of childbirth
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 23:53 |
The Mad Archivist posted:actually they now figure that this is the mechanism through which children inherit the gut fauna they need to regulate their digestive system Evolution is cool as hell
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:08 |
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*poops*
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:11 |
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moose face posted:*poops* Your baby thanks you. I am your baby. Thank you.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 03:43 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:30 |
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where does the babby come out of the lady
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 03:58 |