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animals dont love you. they just act like they do so you feed them
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Broenheim posted:animals dont love you. they just act like they do so you feed them same goes for people
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:33 |
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animals will oft eat their owners upon the death of said owner much like humans
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:35 |
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guys i'm still mad michael should have saved that bird
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:52 |
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Your stupid cat is actually the reincarnation of your dead relative and it knows about all the nasty poo poo you do
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:07 |
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scorpions only eat hard boiled chicken eggs
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:40 |
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tarantulas sometimes masturbate each other, they are the only other species besides humans observed doing so
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:41 |
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Dogs can't look up. All ants are gay.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:45 |
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cats are muslim, dogs are christian gerbils are jewish obviously
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:49 |
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anal misconceptions thread
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:52 |
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moose face posted:michael he ate a bird
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 05:34 |
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invertebrates don't dance, they boogie
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 12:22 |
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The Dennis System posted:I've never heard about that story. But of course animals don't have Disney-like human emotions. But they have the same kind of basic emotions like fear, pain, rage, etc. Dogs obviously get bored, excited, and stressed, etc. I mean, intelligent mammals like dogs and cats have very similar brains and nervous systems to humans, and their behavior in response to certain stimuli is very similar to the behavior of humans, so it only makes sense that their basic emotions are similar. its not similar at all. Yes they yelp when you poke them but dogs aren't conscious beings. They react to various stimuli in certain ways and we should always be nice to animals but thats it. A dog cant feel scared, it cant incorporate a feeling into an overall self and consciousness as what we call an emotion. It reacts to a stimuli by acting a certain way. Anything more that that is projection. RonMexicosPitbull fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Feb 23, 2015 |
# ? Feb 23, 2015 12:32 |
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Sharks often use jellyfish as condoms.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 12:37 |
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those corpses your cat leaves on your door are actually offerrings to Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 12:40 |
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moose face posted:Deer, elk, moose and other ungulates of this nature eat mice and other small animals. I have no idea where this would come from but i tried to picture a deer eating a mouse and it messed me up a little bit
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 12:55 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:its not similar at all. Yes they yelp when you poke them but dogs aren't conscious beings. They react to various stimuli in certain ways and we should always be nice to animals but thats it. A dog cant feel scared, it cant incorporate a feeling into an overall self and consciousness as what we call an emotion. It reacts to a stimuli by acting a certain way. Anything more that that is projection. Dogs and other animals are obvs conscious. Maybe not to the same degree that humans are, but there's clearly a lot of consciousness there. And consciousness is a spectrum.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 13:18 |
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copier copy copy dirty copier
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 13:24 |
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A misanthrope posted:copier HE GOT THE BIRD MICHAEL!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 13:49 |
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i knew today would be special, but i didnt know i would see a deer eat a bird
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 13:54 |
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Splatmaster posted:HE GOT THE BIRD MICHAEL!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 14:02 |
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Ostriches don't actually bury their heads in the dirt because they're scared, they reproduce through their mouths and that's them depositing or fertilizing their eggs. In 16 months time little ostrichlings will pop their heads out of the holes.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 16:06 |
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misconception: pit bulls are not blood-lapping monsters from birth but actually sweet if you raise them right
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 16:17 |
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misconception: it's safe to bend over naked near dogs
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 16:58 |
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dog buttz posted:misconception: it's safe to bend over naked near dogs i dont understand how that connects with your name but i know there is a connection
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:03 |
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Saalkin posted:Dogs can't look up. XMNN posted:* that dogs can look up
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:04 |
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XMNN posted:it seems we have reached an impasse cat dominates
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:09 |
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Cars now count as animals, according to zoologists who were bored and worried they had run out of animals to find.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:13 |
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I actually thought deer were herbivores and that video really hosed up my worldview
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:14 |
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Misconception: Elephants don't like performing in the circus. Most elephants enjoy the festive atmosphere of the big top, so much so that they sway with excitement for their next show.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:17 |
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A misanthrope posted:i dont understand how that connects with your name but i know there is a connection
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:17 |
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Sheep are actually just playing dumb, waiting for the right moment
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:27 |
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dragons actually evolved from bears, not horses as was once originally believed
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:31 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Sheep are actually just playing dumb, waiting for the right moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJUBaN97kI
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:31 |
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bears are made when dogs and gorillas fall in love
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:37 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Sheep are actually just playing dumb, waiting for the right moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ri3FR-_SU
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:38 |
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if you cut a dogs head off and look into its eyes they still move and sometimes blink for at least about 7 seconds and sometims up to 11 seconds
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:40 |
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Sheep vs Cow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TklJvIM1N2Q
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:41 |
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it ate a bird michael
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michael he's got a bird michael
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