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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Penguins are not actually flightless, they're just lazy.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

gently caress you deer

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
This thread has been adopted by a loving home

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

it ate a bird michael

(ha ha ha)

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

gently caress you deer

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

cool ddeer it reminds me of my cat

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
Snakes have complex emotions.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Danes are all calm, polite, gentle giants.

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
Cats are mammals

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
animals exist - this is not true.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Go back to GBS thread, your heartrate's alarmingly low

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
Deer: Engage in threesomes, eat birds, gently caress up flower beds.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hummingbirds do not stop flying ever

if they do they die

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
THEY GOT THE BIRD MICHAEL

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
michael

michael\

he's got a bird michael

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

moose face posted:

michael

michael\

he's got a bird michael

Changed my life. MICHAEL!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I am confused by this thread because I am not sure which posts are listing common misconceptions and which ones are correcting them.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Speleothing posted:

I am confused by this thread because I am not sure which posts are listing common misconceptions and which ones are correcting them.

you are one of those posters who I am not sure is a games or gbs poster

I'm guessing games

but you can still post here, it's ok

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

Speleothing posted:

I am confused by this thread because I am not sure which posts are listing common misconceptions and which ones are correcting them.

Changed my life Michael is a common animal misconception jtlyk. They got the bird Michael is not.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
There are mountain lions in Pennsylvania but the game commission refuses to acknowledge this. I'm sure our new governor "Wolf" doesn't know anything about it. Pffft....yeah right.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
MICHAEL?!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
he... he ate the bird

michael

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


Deer does not follow the laws of god or man

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
oh



mah

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
word

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
There are giant farms out in the country that are homes to thousands of hamsters, mice, lizards, and older cats and dogs.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It's actually a coded message warning Micheal Jordan about the impending assassination of Larry Bird. :mason:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
cats were actualoly inspired by the ancient egyptians, a lot of people dont know that they think it is the othe way

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
I'm sure its already been said, but it bears repeating that it doesn't necessarily hurt.

I wanna add that with generous amounts of lube, "getting it in" won't be a problem. After a few minutes, the anus should be stretched enough to allow most things to slide in and out anyway, even without lubrication.

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.
Actually cats and dogs lick their own balls not to clean it.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
micha el

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Gatekeeper posted:

tarantulas sometimes masturbate each other, they are the only other species besides humans observed doing so

I can confirm this is the case

Tarantula tanks get very messy

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

MICHAEL

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

that animals have emotions/feelings in any way similar to humans ought to be a pretty common one

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/06/opinion/sunday/dogs-are-people-too.html?pagewanted=all

Tigern
Sep 6, 2012

possibly tiger
Grimey Drawer
TIgers are unironicly the best animals

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

*saved*

quoting in every thread forever

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

its not similar at all. Yes they yelp when you poke them but dogs aren't conscious beings. They react to various stimuli in certain ways and we should always be nice to animals but thats it. A dog cant feel scared, it cant incorporate a feeling into an overall self and consciousness as what we call an emotion. It reacts to a stimuli by acting a certain way. Anything more that that is projection.

Same but for other humans who aren't me.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

its not similar at all. Yes they yelp when you poke them but dogs aren't conscious beings. They react to various stimuli in certain ways and we should always be nice to animals but thats it. A dog cant feel scared, it cant incorporate a feeling into an overall self and consciousness as what we call an emotion. It reacts to a stimuli by acting a certain way. Anything more that that is projection.

same but for the jews (im hitler btw hi nice to meet you)

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