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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I never really thought about it, but i guess i have a cursory knowledge of the animal kingdom. Over the past little while i have observed that many people lack a very basic understanding of various animals, and that a lot of misconceptions are held. I have heard these animal misconceptions recently;

  • Deer, elk, moose and other ungulates of this nature eat mice and other small animals. I have no idea where this would come from but i tried to picture a deer eating a mouse and it messed me up a little bit

  • Turtles can just leave their shells whenever they want to and put them back on without issue

  • Wolverines don't exist


does anyone have any more

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dog buttz posted:

If you start a circular fire around a scorpion it commit suicide by stinging itself in the head.

woah. everything I know is wrong

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

what. the. gently caress

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
michael he ate a bird

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Man is the most dangerous game of all hi op

He is capable of terrible things including the eating of birds

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

If you plucked all the feathers from a bird it wouldn't be able to fly.

mods?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

He's got the bird Michael.

Michael

Michael

He got the bird in htis mouth

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

Seriously though, how about those brave other birds attempting to defend their injured brother from the jaws of the ferocious deer?

Kudos, fellows.

It also appears that I have been hoistered by my own retard ITT, so to speak

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Gatekeeper posted:

wasps are boys, bees are girls

lol how do you not know that its the other way around

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Michael

Michael

He got the bird

Michael

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
michael he's got a bird

michael

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

gently caress you deer

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hummingbirds do not stop flying ever

if they do they die

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
michael

michael\

he's got a bird michael

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
he... he ate the bird

michael

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