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So uh okay people say tip to shaft THAT DOESN'T HELP I need psecifics here people we need a standard to go by or IT'S ALL MEANINGLESS GARBAGE DATA look when you're hard there's like more dick under the balls so doesn't that count??? and if you're soft then what. my foreskin sticks out more than my penis head when soft so is that the length? WHAT are the rules and standards guiding penis length and girdth? Also uh is a thread acceptable or must it be by ruler? A thread if it deviates from a ruler will be longer naturally, but that might more accurately handle people with curved or arched penii right?
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eat poo poo
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u dont have one
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If you think you have to measure it, it's already too small.
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Feb 22, 2015 22:47
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SON OF A BITCH
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Feb 22, 2015 22:48
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With an electron microscope OP
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Feb 22, 2015 22:48
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:If you think you have to measure it, it's already too small. It came up in a conversation wahts am I going to do lie? No I'M POLITE
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Feb 22, 2015 22:48
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dad gay. so what posted:eat poo poo This is not an answer to the question! It is unrelated to the thread entirely!
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Feb 22, 2015 22:49
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The Wizard of Oz posted:It came up in a conversation wahts am I going to do lie? No I'M POLITE just 'pretend' (lol) to be sensitive about it
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Feb 22, 2015 22:50
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:just 'pretend' (lol) to be sensitive about it the fact u dont have one i mean
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Feb 22, 2015 22:50
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Measure along the bottom from base to tip. You can also gently caress a grapefruit and measure the displacement of the flesh.
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Feb 22, 2015 22:51
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:just 'pretend' (lol) to be sensitive about it That doesn't help anyone measure their penis! We need international standards here man, don't you see? IEEE 42883: How big your dick is
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Captain Candiru posted:Measure along the bottom from base to tip. You can also gently caress a grapefruit and measure the displacement of the flesh. THANKS YIOU. I will review this and get back to you
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Feb 22, 2015 22:52
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Cut it off and send it to NASA like everyone else, OP
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Feb 22, 2015 22:52
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Ill Peripheral posted:Cut it off and send it to NASA like everyone else, OP But at what point I'm telling you there's hard stuff behind the projecting part of the penis
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Feb 22, 2015 22:54
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the only parts that matter are the parts that can penetrate
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Feb 22, 2015 22:54
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The Wizard of Oz posted:But at what point I'm telling you there's hard stuff behind the projecting part of the penis It doesn't matter, from even just a small piece they can replicate the former, full size. Haven't you ever seen the fifth element?? It's science.
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Feb 22, 2015 22:56
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chop it off first
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Feb 22, 2015 22:57
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Feb 22, 2015 23:00
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I find the most accurate way of measuring a penis is from the very back of my throat to the tip of my tongue.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:02
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I find the most accurate way of measuring a penis is from the very back of my throat to the tip of my tongue. There are some good ideas here I think how's your gag reflex and can you handle larynxial penetration?
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Feb 22, 2015 23:12
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Measure along the top from base of shaft to tip. *ignore foreskin. Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Feb 22, 2015 |
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Feb 22, 2015 23:13
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What has more variation in men? Penis length or gooch lengnth?
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Feb 22, 2015 23:16
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Do It Once Right posted:Measure along the top from base of shaft to tip. okay good I take it you mean top of shaft? What about pressing down on the base or thrusting? That would increase penetration right?
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Feb 22, 2015 23:17
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:What has more variation in men? Penis length or gooch lengnth? See? SEE THREAD? It's improtant scientificaitla work like this that can't be properly conducted because THERE"S NO STANDARDS FOR MEASUREMENT This is important forf the future of humanity god admaneit
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Feb 22, 2015 23:18
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please help I ran out of inches on my ruler
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Feb 22, 2015 23:18
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a starwar betamax posted:please help I ran out of inches on my ruler FUCKAING YSHIT NO!
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Feb 22, 2015 23:19
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Measure your butthole with a gun.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:19
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JebanyPedal posted:Measure your butthole with a gun. one problem at a time bud
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Feb 22, 2015 23:19
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I know what my penis measures let's hold them up and you can just use mine as a ruler we'll put them next to each other.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:20
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The Wizard of Oz posted:THERE"S NO STANDARDS FOR MEASUREMENT Top of shaft at base to tip. foreskin doesn't count. record in centimeters. That is the international standard. If you're worried about you gaming the system, ask a trusted family member or your favorite teacher for help.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:22
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Do It Once Right posted:Top of shaft at base to tip. foreskin doesn't count. record in centimeters. That is the international standard. ask them to get naked too so it's not weird
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Feb 22, 2015 23:23
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Do It Once Right posted:Top of shaft at base to tip. foreskin doesn't count. record in centimeters. That is the international standard. Yes yes but here are questions: - What is the tip, is it that bit of penis on the side of the pee hole or is it the pea hole itself - Do we measure with ruler or string (more accurate on bendies)??? - How do we get them hard can they choose their porn or do we just show them two girls one cup or what - What is the temperature of the room this affects things - May they manipulate they balls while taking the measurement - Are pumps allowed and if not then how long must it have been since last penis pumping? - Standing or sitting - Some guys have foreskins that obscure the tip can it be removed for the test and if so how is the penis to be exposed
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Feb 22, 2015 23:31
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You're way overthinking this. Ask your mum for help, she'll know what to do (and moms add on a pity inch just out of maternal angst). Ask her to get naked so it's not weird.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:35
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Well since you are uncut, you should start by slicing your penis off, you dirty motherfucker.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:35
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Well since you are uncut, you should start by slicing your penis off, you dirty motherfucker. "The WHO estimated in 2007 that 664,500,000 males aged 15 and over were circumcised (30-33% global prevalence), almost 70% of whom were Muslim." I dno't take advice from no moon worshipper!!
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Feb 22, 2015 23:38
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push into pubic bone to compensate for your hideous fat pad, measure along the top until you get to the tip, dont count foreskin, have a huge boner when u do it
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Feb 22, 2015 23:39
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Do It Once Right posted:You're way overthinking this. Ask your mum for help, she'll know what to do (and moms add on a pity inch just out of maternal angst). And post pics if she is 8/10 or higher. EDIT: Of her, not you. spud fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Feb 22, 2015 |
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Feb 22, 2015 23:40
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Tbh you shouldn't bother with the fat pad thing unless you're a fine specimen of manhood like me who actually gets BF% low enough to enjoy the additional inch visually.
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Grose, the penis is for peeing, why would anyone want to measure it!
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