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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Why does the Lord need a prayer? Who is he praying to? #staywoke

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I like this one because it looks like it's on a a scroll but really, the scroll is graphically designed!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i didn't read that one before i posted it and now I am embarrassed

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

someone post a duck. i want to see a duck.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
The Anglo-Saxon word for 'daily' is gedæghwamlican.

Makes you think.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

joat mon posted:

The Anglo-Saxon word for 'daily' is gedæghwamlican.

Makes you think.

I'd rather say the lord's prayer than think but ok

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
the interesting thing about the bible, the lord's prayer and shakespeare is that they've all given us the impression that using "thou" and "thine" are deeply reverential terms but in reality it was just the way you address your fam and your homies before social class ambiguity caused english speakers to drop it in favour of the more formal "you".

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

joat mon posted:

The Anglo-Saxon word for 'daily' is gedæghwamlican.

Makes you think.

The Anglo-Saxon word for 'spider' is gongelwæfre. Literally meant walking-weaver. I keep trying to bring it back, but.

BusterBlintz
May 30, 2012

by Ralp
Can I get some opinions on this guy's balls? TIA

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/zp8I5dC.jpg :nws:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

BusterBlintz posted:

Can I get some opinions on this guy's balls? TIA

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/zp8I5dC.jpg :nws:

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
woah that guy has no balls.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Where the gently caress are that guy's balls???

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
he doesn't have balls, prob. double teste cancer, it happens

'empty windbag' they call it

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
TAKE ME TO CHURCH

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Anglican prayer:

"Hell is hot. Dunnat go there. Amen"

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Lars Blitzer
Aug 17, 2004

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...


Dick Tracy's number one fan.

http://youtu.be/aL6wlTDPiPU

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