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you were hitler, would you kill yourself?
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Feb 23, 2015 03:41
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and if not what would you do different
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Feb 23, 2015 03:44
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nothing
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Feb 23, 2015 03:46
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Every time I drive to work and some stupid bitch is holding up the left lane I think to myself, "Hitler had some good ideas."
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Feb 23, 2015 03:48
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Depends what year it is. If the war's already started, time to stop the holocaust and figure out some terms of surrender that don't involve me getting hanged. If I'm young Hitler, probably try to stop Princip from killing that Austrian duke
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Feb 23, 2015 03:49
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I'd have concentrated my invasion of the USSR on Moscow and attempted to decapitate the Russian state.
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Feb 23, 2015 03:49
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i would look in a mirror and be surprised and then ask ziggy to get me out of here
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Feb 23, 2015 03:49
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I'd probably shave the mustache first of all, thus preventing the greatest crime of ruining that mustache. It's making a semi comeback of sorts but is still rather frowned upon.
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Feb 23, 2015 03:52
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The Adventures of Young Hitler
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Feb 23, 2015 03:52
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I think you mean don't kill yourself.
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Feb 23, 2015 03:54
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I would have told those japs to stay away from and keep from involving the USA so the German empire could buy them later.
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Feb 23, 2015 03:54
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I'd give up on the war and go invent crack and just be rich and universally loved then i'd invent the sex tape by making hollywood release a movie of me jerking off with a banana up my rear end probably would do some other cool stuff too but no one would get the joak because the timeline would change
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Feb 23, 2015 03:56
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i'd buy a honda
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Feb 23, 2015 04:07
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if i were hitler i would kill op
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Feb 23, 2015 04:12
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Do Charlie Chaplin impressions
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Feb 23, 2015 04:13
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Defending Your Life was a really great movie.
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Feb 23, 2015 04:14
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drawing a VW on a napkin was the best thing i ever did so i would go into the auto business have henry ford over all the time and talk cars thankfully im already aware of the dangers of auto exhaust, so i'd invent the catalytic converter
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Feb 23, 2015 04:16
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I would expand a bit slower. Absorb territories before taking more, and let them think appeasement was working
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Feb 23, 2015 04:17
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if i was hitler i would say hey the jews are p dope and they have some hot women. instead, i would tell them australians are the problem and we would invade australia and nobody would give a gently caress
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Feb 23, 2015 04:19
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Kuato posted:I'd probably shave the mustache first of all, thus preventing the greatest crime of ruining that mustache. historys greatest monster wear the toothbrush. Hitler. Mugabe. Jordan.
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Feb 23, 2015 04:20
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I'd tell my past life self how to to win ww2 by first defeating england before invading the soviet union, don't commit everything to taking stalingrad and keep the united states out of the war.
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Feb 23, 2015 04:21
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Simstim posted:I'd tell my past life self how to to win ww2 by first defeating england before invading the soviet union, don't commit everything to taking stalingrad and keep the united states out of the war. also put all the resources you had into racial purification into finishing the goddamned bomb
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Feb 23, 2015 04:27
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Raku posted:also put all the resources you had into racial purification into finishing the goddamned bomb smart! one bomb solution
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Feb 23, 2015 04:30
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Definitely would put a crapton more money into nuclear research and jet engines
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Feb 23, 2015 04:30
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Make Rommel think you're really really into helping Jews
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Feb 23, 2015 04:31
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find ark of teh covenant. give first female orgasm.
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Feb 23, 2015 04:34
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Stop after Austria and Czechoslovakia. Be remembered fondly by historians as the father of a unified pan-Germanic state. Also use my monopoly on Nazi rocket scientists to go to the moon. MagicBoots fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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Feb 23, 2015 04:37
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my hitler chakras are open
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Feb 23, 2015 04:37
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I'd concentrate on kicking the Brits out of Egypt and getting access to Saudi oil before making a move on the Soviets
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Feb 23, 2015 04:49
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invent the ipod and fuel a massive cocain habit while i gently caress the finest whores in europe
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Feb 23, 2015 05:21
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remember to put the soul patch under my lijps this time
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Feb 23, 2015 05:28
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Moola posted:nothing
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Feb 23, 2015 05:31
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Dave_Indeed posted:Every time I drive to work and some stupid bitch is holding up the left lane I think to myself, "Hitler had some good ideas."
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Feb 23, 2015 05:44
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So if I kill Hitler, it'll make me disappear, but I'll save millions of lives? gently caress no I wouldn't.
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Feb 23, 2015 05:45
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i'd finish the job
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Feb 23, 2015 05:46
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quakster posted:stupid bitches holding up lanes are hitler's target demographic, though. that's the exact sort of idiot the nazis catered to The nazis correctly identified that the masses of people are largely misinformed and manipulatable towards political purposes. That idiot is in you, and in me.
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Feb 23, 2015 05:53
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Would not have invaded Russia. Would lift weights and become swole hitler.
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Feb 23, 2015 05:57
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if i were Hitler, i probably would've tried to work my way up the ladder at a nice german corporation, maybe do write a few fascist screeds on weekends. never go into politics probably
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Feb 23, 2015 06:19
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but i did nothing wrong
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Feb 23, 2015 06:21
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Frog Act posted:if i were Hitler, i probably would've tried to work my way up the ladder at a nice german corporation, maybe do write a few fascist screeds on weekends. never go into politics probably
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