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Alan Smithee posted:nice guys got told if ur a nice guy literally kill urself. stick ur dick ina loving vitamix. gently caress you. eat a pig's poo poo an die. eat a donkey corpse's rear end. eat a loving cyanide and jump off ar oof. get into hell. get in there. gently caress you. die and die and die. burn ur face off with acid. eat a road flare that's on fire. stick a model rocket up ur asshoel. gently caress u nice guy. gently caress you. you gently caress. gently caress. fuk you
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Feb 23, 2015 06:04
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comedians are narcissists qtiyd
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Feb 23, 2015 06:04
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as a nice guy her sick own has really pissed me off and im mad as hell
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Feb 23, 2015 06:08
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but are you going to take it anymore
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no...im considering deploying some owns of my own against her on twitter to defend the honor of nice guys everywhere
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Feb 23, 2015 06:11
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:
i bet it also smells
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Feb 23, 2015 06:36
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Sitting Here posted:the fact that vaginas are really gross is actually common first hand knowledge to everyone who's not a member of SA
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Feb 23, 2015 06:38
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Did anyone threaten to murder her family yet?
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Feb 23, 2015 06:44
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eternalname posted:
she really flips the joke on its head here. i've read that flipping a joke on its head is something good comedians do
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Feb 23, 2015 06:45
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interesting observations. if i were to criticise her at all, it would be that they're a bit obvious. but hey, when youre that funny you can get away with a lot!
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Feb 23, 2015 06:46
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Woman calls all men assholes, FUCKN DESTROYEEED
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Feb 23, 2015 06:46
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have you ever noticed that men think women are whores. but men are just as likely to be promiscuous as men. there are studies to prove it. but women are still called whores, but dont you think that maybe we should start calling the men whores?
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Feb 23, 2015 06:49
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maybe these so-called "nice guys" aren't really all that nice!
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Feb 23, 2015 06:58
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Orkin Mang posted:have you ever noticed that men think women are whores. but men are just as likely to be promiscuous as men. there are studies to prove it. but women are still called whores, but dont you think that maybe we should start calling the men whores? makes u think
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Orkin Mang posted:have you ever noticed that men think women are whores. but men are just as likely to be promiscuous as men. there are studies to prove it. but women are still called whores, but dont you think that maybe we should start calling the men whores? keys locks etc.
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Feb 23, 2015 07:02
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she's ugly and her joke was lame
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Feb 23, 2015 07:09
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honestly shocked she doesn't have a patreon yet
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Feb 23, 2015 07:14
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JebanyPedal posted:This thread already existed, it was either goons being retards as usual or the rare weirdos came out who post their anti-SJW screeds that no one takes any stock in and then get owned by the rest of the thread. lol you are terrible
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Feb 23, 2015 07:27
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA *claps loudly in front of computer screen* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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what's the problem? the g-spot was obvious to women before some german supposably 'found' it. in a string of observations, this is another one. it actually just occurred to me. you know how there's the funny bone? the other day i bumped my funny bone on the door frame of my flat. now i certainly felt something, but i wasn't laughing! it really hurt! they should call it the hurting bone.
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Feb 23, 2015 07:30
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if this woman didn't dress like a 12 year old boy, maybe she'd get men who dated woman before idk
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Feb 23, 2015 07:38
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haha yeah i hope people have unfulfilling lives and die depressed and alone
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Orkin Mang posted:what's the problem? the g-spot was obvious to women before some german supposably 'found' it. in a string of observations, this is another one. it actually just occurred to me. you know how there's the funny bone? the other day i bumped my funny bone on the door frame of my flat. now i certainly felt something, but i wasn't laughing! it really hurt! they should call it the hurting bone. Because its like making fun of Robert Hooke for discovering cells. "We had them all along, typical white cis male 'discovering' things for us"
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Feb 23, 2015 07:39
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Not funny but true (and hosed).
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Feb 23, 2015 07:40
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i went to her site and saw a terrible marilyn monroe joke and how awkwardly it was delivered and then saw on her bio page something about autism i can only imagine how terrible these other jokes were delivered
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eternalname posted:
I def respect her for having the boldness to take on humanity's single most pathetic group with this cutting satire.
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Feb 23, 2015 07:44
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This is the comedic hellscape The Daily Show has wrought.
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Feb 23, 2015 07:44
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I think she forgot you are supposed to have a career and reputation for being funny before going super political and boring.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:This is the comedic hellscape The Daily Show has wrought. Yessir.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Because its like making fun of Robert Hooke for discovering cells. "We had them all along, typical white cis male 'discovering' things for us" in that case, why didn't he call them hookers? (!)
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Feb 23, 2015 07:47
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lmao
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tvayisnihyaami posted:i bet she has an account here hello!
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:
Jesus, wtf is wrong with her vagina? Why is it "drooping" at 33? Has she had kids and a load of tearing and it's hosed it all up down there? I don't understand, how does a vagina look like it has two sides to it? Does she mean the labia? I wouldn't describe my mouth as looking like it has two sides to it. Why would you say "if you've never seen a vagina before" as though that's going to make up a significant part of the audience and needs explaining? It just sounds like "let me make a funny from my minority perspective", but women aren't exactly rare or anatomy particularly strange. Do male comedians make jokes about how their genitals look like the last chicken in the shop? (But make sure to first explain a bit about what a penis looks like for those who have never seen one?)
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