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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
http://www.ricepuritytest.com/

The lower the score the less pure you are

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

what's your score on the "I make lovely boring threads" test??

F hole
May 13, 2008

Dumb test posted:

Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death.

is that a loving challenge?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
a 36, but since it was created by students from Rice i think we've got a bit of deviation from the norm here

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

What's your loving score, OP? Why you just post a thread without divulging what you got.

Most of these things on this list are really mundane.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not taking the time to check all those boxes

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

johnny sack posted:

What's your loving score, OP? Why you just post a thread without divulging what you got.

Most of these things on this list are really mundane.

i go t a 50

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


lol my score was 69

edit: but yeah, like half the sexual stuff you could check off by being in a run-of-the-mill relationship for at least three consecutive months

Oh Hell No fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Feb 24, 2015

TheDeviousOne
Sep 11, 2001
I got an 11. I don't consider myself that unpure.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

100 OP what does that mean.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
85

oh snap
Apr 17, 2003
99.44% pure

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Define what "an act of incest" is. Does kissing cousins count?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I got a 60. That list actually made me consider things that I think I should try. Some of that stuff sounds great

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

amityville anus posted:

Define what "an act of incest" is. Does kissing cousins count?
Depends if youre married to your cousin.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
23, but I don't think one of them should count since receiving sexually explicit texts seems like a thing that's out of your control.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

amityville anus posted:

Define what "an act of incest" is. Does kissing cousins count?

Yes

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
42 and I am a huge nerd rear end

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Even if we got married once?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
37 :quagmire:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
43

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
omg pls just take your loving blatant riceism to stormfront you literal hitler!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
it gave me a score in letters, and the letters spell out ELLIOT RODGER

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
this is fake how do I have the highest score in the thread when I'm barely alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

a hole-y ghost posted:

Depends if youre married to your cousin.

what if my cousin is also my mom and my brother?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SniperWoreConverse posted:

this is fake how do I have the highest score in the thread when I'm barely alive

Stop breaking the law and doing drugs.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
15

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



26. Would winning be a 0?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
8. There was a time when I was living like goddamn Caligula.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lucky Guy posted:

what if my cousin is also my mom and my brother?
She needs to be an even number of relatives to cancel out, sorry.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

8. There was a time when I was living like goddamn Caligula.
Roman and thoroughly dead?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Zeroisanumber posted:

8. There was a time when I was living like goddamn Caligula.

that begs the question: what 8 things did you not do?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



27

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
No idea how they calculate this but I feel sorry for people who score above 50

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Lucky Guy posted:

that begs the question: what 8 things did you not do?

Incest, necrophilia, bestiality, and being arrested.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Zeroisanumber posted:

Incest, necrophilia, bestiality, and being arrested.

play your cards right, you can easily do 3 of those at once

itd be a real time saver

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Oh poo poo at first I thought more points = more stuff you did

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
28

Lots of sex but no drugs or getting in trouble with the law.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
20

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Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I did not check "made out for over two hours" because who the gently caress does that? Come to think of it maybe one New Year's Eve so mark me down as a 14

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