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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Where are the checkboxes for pegging and fisting? This test is so lame.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Secks Cauldron posted:

Where are the checkboxes for pegging and fisting? This test is so lame.

I know, right?

Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves
Got a 24 and I haven't had sex in about 3 years. I thought I was back on my way to purity :(

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Seymour Butts posted:

Got a 24 and I haven't had sex in about 3 years. I thought I was back on my way to purity :(

Jesus. Go see an escort. Get your groove back or something.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
34.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

oh snap posted:

99.44% pure

I never expected to see a Ronnie Milsap/Ivory Soap joke here, like ever

hi five man

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i got a 37

this list seems to be missing a lot of things

cloven hoof
Mar 17, 2009
20, but what does running from the police have to do with secks?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

cloven hoof posted:

20, but what does running from the police have to do with secks?

Because if you're a minority you're already impure.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

A Winner is Jew posted:

Because if you're a minority you're already impure.

:drat:

(still one of my fave av/name combos too)

cloven hoof
Mar 17, 2009
Oh thanks that explains a lot.

mistakes at the lake
May 9, 2009
"The Purity Test has historically served as a segway from O-week to true college life at Rice"

A segway? A SEGWAY? That there college eductaion sure done paid off big time.

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Jesus christ the purity test was a thing in 19 loving 88 when computers were new.

Now you have hentai and poo poo. What the gently caress is this.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Nirvikalpa posted:

http://www.ricepuritytest.com/

The lower the score the less pure you are

failed. cant donate. i passed but then it asks if youve ever used iv drugs, sorry op 😧😧😬😧

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

15 nerds

if you got more/less than me you're a nerdlord/slutbaron

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
they didnt ask if i put my penis in a pile of poo poo

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


For # 91...

Had sexual intercourse with five or more partners?

Do they mean all at once?

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
13 do i have aids now

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

13 do i have aids now

that time I told you I used a condom..wellll.....

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i simultaneously got 69, 420, and 1488

Screama
Nov 25, 2007
Yes, I am very cereal.
A nice even 30

Coincidently also the number of dicks I've blown :shrug:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Screama posted:

A nice even 30

Coincidently also the number of dicks I've blown :shrug:

would have been funnier with 37

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

gnarlyhotep posted:

would have been funnier with 37

quick, blow 7 more guys

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
in a row

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

Lucky Guy posted:

play your cards right, you can easily do 3 of those at once

itd be a real time saver

If its the family pet maybe all 4

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


lol if you cant fit 7 dicks in your mouth at the same time

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
18

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

84 suck it

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
You scored: Jasmine

That's pretty good. I like jasmine

Giblet Plus!
Sep 14, 2004
25

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
51

I need to experiment more obv

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
1

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

15, never been arrested/convicted, no multiple partner sex stuff, no incest/beastiality/prostitution, no STI stuff

14 i guess since i was placed under arrest so a cop could search my car without a warrent :shrug:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Lucky Guy posted:

lol if you cant fit 7 dicks in your mouth at the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmHp_D0wNGY

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Thirty five.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
100% pure here op

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context? lol

17

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Why would you make out for 2 hours instead of having sex

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Nirvikalpa posted:

http://www.ricepuritytest.com/

The lower the score the less pure you are

ur a real piss of poo poo human being op


kill urself

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Zeroisanumber posted:

Incest, necrophilia, bestiality, and being arrested.


same but also never travelled 100 miles for sex or had an sti or joined mile high club


edit; or paid for sex


overall a good test. 8/10 would fill in again. thanks op

RideTheSpiral fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Feb 24, 2015

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