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I get a lot of really awesome blowjobs, but I think I'd like some bad ones so that I can renew my appreciation for all the mindblowing ones. Any ideas on how my wife can really gently caress up blowing me?
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Feb 24, 2015 04:00
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have her poo poo on your chest
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Feb 24, 2015 04:00
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talk about how she looks like her mother & grand mother.
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Feb 24, 2015 04:01
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have you tired farting?
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Feb 24, 2015 04:01
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have her recite this thread
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Feb 24, 2015 04:01
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teeth
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Feb 24, 2015 04:01
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punch OPs mother in the face
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Feb 24, 2015 04:01
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Yes, request more teeth.
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Feb 24, 2015 04:01
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stop constantly like every 20 to 40 seconds stop and just talk about boring work poo poo for ages
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Feb 24, 2015 04:02
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talk about how you want her to pretend to be her dad
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Feb 24, 2015 04:02
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ask if she's alright and would like water
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Feb 24, 2015 04:02
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Hot sauce
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Feb 24, 2015 04:09
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Hit your dick with a hammer a bunch of times.
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Feb 24, 2015 04:11
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PoPcornTG posted:Hit your dick with a hammer a bunch of times. That's just foreplay 
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Feb 24, 2015 04:12
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Once after I blew it in my wifes mouth I was like, "How was it for you?" and ever since then the blowjs have been pretty half hearted.
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Feb 24, 2015 04:17
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If they arent gonna swallow its not even worth it honestly
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Feb 24, 2015 04:18
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Specter posted:teeth Fetus Tree posted:If they arent gonna swallow its not even worth it honestly
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Feb 24, 2015 04:19
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"sex music" we were listening too also had this weird Indian chanting come on out of nowhere which totally wrecked my train of thought
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Feb 24, 2015 04:32
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do anything that;s written in cosmo
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Feb 24, 2015 04:36
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Avian posted:do anything that;s written in cosmo
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Feb 24, 2015 04:37
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castrate youreself
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Feb 24, 2015 04:41
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hai2u
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Feb 24, 2015 04:43
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lose your bone half way through then just tell her youre tired and have to work tomorrow
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Feb 24, 2015 04:44
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tell her to give you a blowjob with her fists. really wail on that sucker. very cathartic for her and who knows maybe you'll find out something about yourself?
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Feb 24, 2015 04:45
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it's already been said but the fart is the answer
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Feb 24, 2015 04:47
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katlington posted:stop constantly like every 20 to 40 seconds stop and just talk about
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Feb 24, 2015 04:47
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tell her she sucks dick almost as good as her sister/mother/father/daughter/son does
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Feb 24, 2015 04:49
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bone gusty posted:tell her to give you a blowjob with her fists. really wail on that sucker. very cathartic for her and who knows maybe you'll find out something about yourself? tryin this
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Feb 24, 2015 04:51
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every few seconds sigh passive aggressively and roll your eyes
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Feb 24, 2015 04:52
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Get on your hands and knees and have her do it from the back "It's like being in England and driving on the wrong side of the road, huh, hun?"
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Feb 24, 2015 04:53
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sing a number from hms pinafor
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Feb 24, 2015 04:53
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donkey salami posted:Get on your hands and knees and have her do it from the back also you obviously fart while doing thsi one Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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Feb 24, 2015 04:57
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donkey salami posted:Get on your hands and knees and have her do it from the back lol
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Feb 24, 2015 05:00
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Make that noise while gobbling some knob.
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Feb 24, 2015 05:01
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Think about old women and dead cute animals, only to go limp in her mouth.Dave_Indeed posted:Once after I blew it in my wifes mouth I was like, "How was it for you?" and ever since then the blowjs have been pretty half hearted.
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Feb 24, 2015 05:04
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Oh poo poo baby do you remember where I put my abreva?
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Feb 24, 2015 05:05
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Oh poo poo baby
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Feb 24, 2015 05:06
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I find that whenever chicks try to give me a blowjob, they get so turned on by the sight of my huge cock that they want to have unprotected sex with it all night long. That gets pretty tiring night after night, and it gets pretty hard to get anything done during the day.
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Feb 24, 2015 05:08
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yoyodyne posted:I find that whenever chicks try to give me a blowjob, they get so turned on by the sight of my huge cock that they want to have unprotected sex with it all night long. That gets pretty tiring night after night, and it gets pretty hard to get anything done during the day. Stop being a chicken farmer
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Feb 24, 2015 05:09
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actually I don't think you're going about this the right way you want her to give you the best blowjob of your life. all other blowjobs will be worthless. knowing this you give up on life and walk into the sea
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Feb 24, 2015 05:10
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