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what have you done with your life lately also general fetus thread
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Feb 24, 2015 07:01
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Impregnated your sister.
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Feb 24, 2015 07:03
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theyre gonna get safety scissors and cut away at her genitals lol
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Feb 24, 2015 07:03
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Blistering Pree, all smiling and swollen Makes babies to breathe with their hearts hanging open All over the sheets as soft as beets in some brown dresser drawer And with bees in her breath and the rest of her ringing They'll sting through her chest with a force hard and beating 'Til wonderfully wet she will get Until she's soaked inside her clothes And there is no sorry to be sorry for For roll around the floor some afternoon so sound and soft It made her swallow all her sweat with every bit of breath she coughed And when the day it came to pour All her babies all across the bathroom floor She will be swimming in them all forevermore Glow right into you, I will glow Right into you I will glow Right into you And I let you down Swollen and small is where you find me now That silver stripping off my tongue you're tearing out You'll never hear me talk Glow right into you, I will glow Right into you I will glow Right into you And I will be strong, strong enough To shout above your voice that's blaring on And your face that's falling out into the dust of what you want I'll never hear you talk Glow right into you, I will glow Right into you I will glow Right into you And with my little fingers I could make it all crumble I could make it all over Before you would even know Glow
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Feb 24, 2015 07:03
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neutral BILK hotel if you ask me
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Feb 24, 2015 07:04
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loving prawns making more prawns. Hooray!
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Feb 24, 2015 07:04
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on account of ticket prices
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Feb 24, 2015 07:04
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neutral BLACK hotel if you wanna be edgy
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Feb 24, 2015 07:04
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my sister just went into management
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Feb 24, 2015 07:05
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unlimited shrimp posted:on account of ticket prices It was like 35$ here and they still sold out in hours.
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Feb 24, 2015 07:06
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i wouldnt pay more than $30 for neutral bilk motel sorry
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Feb 24, 2015 07:07
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I wonder how stinky the delivery room gets. Like does it have a sex musk if the woman orgams while giving birth? That shits gross thanks for putting this in my head assjole
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Feb 24, 2015 08:05
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that baby will have a poo poo life. think of the wars over dwindling resources that will happen over the next ~70 years. what kind of selfish gently caress decides to bring a child into that world?
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Feb 24, 2015 08:08
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She's probably going to poo poo on the delivery table. As her brother it is your job to keep her from forgetting that.
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Feb 24, 2015 08:09
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Nuts and Gum posted:I wonder how stinky the delivery room gets. Like does it have a sex musk if the woman orgams while giving birth? That shits gross thanks for putting this in my head assjole she's far more likely to take a dump while shoving the baby out
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Feb 24, 2015 08:10
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ShaqDiesel posted:Impregnated your sister. came here to post this
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Feb 24, 2015 08:11
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im masturbating
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Feb 24, 2015 08:14
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whatever you do don't let the doctors determine the babies gender and don't get it vaccinated
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Feb 24, 2015 08:15
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congrats on your parenthood, op
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Feb 24, 2015 08:20
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Nuts and Gum posted:I wonder how stinky the delivery room gets. Like does it have a sex musk if the woman orgams while giving birth? That shits gross thanks for putting this in my head assjole making GBS threads babies out gets women hella wet, it's why the birthing process goes so smoothly
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Feb 24, 2015 08:26
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Time to post about it on SA!
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Feb 24, 2015 08:31
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neutral milk hotel but the milk isn't milk it's actually my jizz in a bottle labeled as milk
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Feb 24, 2015 08:33
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unlimited shrimp posted:what have you done with your life lately question is what have you done with your sister
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Feb 24, 2015 08:43
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I dont have any sisters. Maybe a Sistah or two but thats different, its not like a blood relation.
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Feb 24, 2015 09:35
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I made up that last post, I dont know any black women.
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Feb 24, 2015 09:35
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this forum is so loving bad
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Feb 24, 2015 09:36
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Was hoping this was a gimmick thread where the first word of the post would say "camp" in order to complete the thread title. Disappointed and voting 1.
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Feb 24, 2015 12:15
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My heart felt condolences to you and your family
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Feb 24, 2015 12:17
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Nuts and Gum posted:I wonder how stinky the delivery room gets. Like does it have a sex musk if the woman orgams while giving birth? That shits gross thanks for putting this in my head assjole Actually childbirth smells like jizz and sometimes jizz + poo poo. Also blood. Hth
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Feb 24, 2015 13:17
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Your future niece/nephew is about to get covered in poop! You have to stop this from happening!
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Feb 24, 2015 13:18
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Horniest Manticore posted:that baby will have a poo poo life. think of the wars over dwindling resources that will happen over the next ~70 years. what kind of selfish gently caress decides to bring a child into that world? In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war
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Feb 24, 2015 13:24
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Your sister sounds like she likes to bang.
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Feb 24, 2015 13:53
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I banged everyone's sister. especially Spanish man loves
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Feb 24, 2015 13:57
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Your sister is gonna rip a hole from her vagina to her anus giving birth and then they'll stitch it back up
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Feb 24, 2015 13:59
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some baby is gonna wear your sister's vag like a hat
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Feb 24, 2015 13:59
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hope she shoots that hell baby out of her twat across the delivery room like a loving frisbee
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Feb 24, 2015 14:14
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Congrats on becoming a dad op
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Feb 24, 2015 14:58
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lol at least one of ur parents kids wasn't deadbeat enough to get a job op
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Feb 24, 2015 15:20
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:Your sister is gonna rip a hole from her vagina to her anus giving birth and then they'll stitch it back up God works in mysterious ways
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Feb 24, 2015 15:25
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Tell your sister thanks for adding to the overpopulation of the planet. Her adorable little bundle is another massive carbon footprint to be stamped on the face of mother gaia gently caress you is what im sayin op
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Feb 24, 2015 16:03
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