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Listen HotShotZ clothing is going to be the best thing since Beanie Babies. You just need to buy this full rack of clothes and get 5 of your friends to sign up. I know it's a lot but you'll be making so much money in 6 week it doesn't even matter. Plus you can earn up to 20% of the sales your friends make. No don't leave yet I haven't even told you about our founder!!!
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at the end of the quarter we'll all go on a booze cruise and just let our hair down you know? have like a really great time without the kids and husbands JUST NO STRESS so lets get out there and sell ladies!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:39 |
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hey ladies, who wants to go to a toy party?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:40 |
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There's no way you can lose
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:41 |
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*approaches you randomly in a gas station while you're getting a coffee* "Hey what's up man? Coffee, huh? Yeah buddy, gotta get that caffeine, you know? Big day ahead! I gotta tell you man, I could use one of those, got some biiiiiig meetings today HAHA! Yeah, I own my own company, it's work, but good work, you know? Listen...I know we don't know each other, but I've got a good eye for people, and I can tell you're someone who believes in success. Sometimes you can just tell with people. You look like you're a smart guy. How would you like to work for me? I'm looking for young, talented people who want to get in on the ground floor of a business that's about to explode. I really think you've got what it takes to make it to the top. Hell, you could be running your own company within 6 weeks! Let me give you my card...wait, you know what? Give me YOUR number. I don't want take a risk that I lose sight of someone like you. Oh what do we do? Well, it's a marketing job..."
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:47 |
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itt? itt!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:01 |
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i run my fortune 500 company from the free wifi here at this lovely coffee place
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:04 |
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Would you like to buy some Scentsy
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:08 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Would you like to buy some Scentsy some born again evangelical friends of ours back in arkansas sold, over a one year period: -scentsy -alkaline water -prepaid legal -windows - yes there are pyramid schemes to let people finance double-price windows at LOW RATES and your buddy totally gets 100 bucks. dude was literally making payments on loving windows for his house and trying to get me to do the same so he could make a hundred dollars. whats awesome about this is that if you flake they put a lien on your house cause the windows are already in and thats construction work or w/e theyre suckers for poo poo like that cause southern protestants are all about ~helping your family~ so you can christian-guilt them into buying poo poo. im euphoric tho didnt work on me
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:12 |
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gullibility is not a specifically southern thing at this point, it's an american thing
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:23 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:gullibility is not a specifically southern thing
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:40 |
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lattes are on me, ladies!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:42 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:gullibility is not a specifically southern thing
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:43 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:lattes are on me, ladies!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:44 |
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This decaf is giving me runny shits
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:00 |
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I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for the abridged audiobook of The Secret.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:02 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Would you like to buy some Scentsy *Drives a suv with a Scentsy ad over almost the entire back window* I've seen so many identical ones at Target (home of the woman who easily buys into MLM)
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:16 |
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the head pagan of my uni's officially unofficial wicca coven threw one of these avon parties for a free bag of makeup without realizing this would make her a consultant, and a collection agency hit her up a month later for $3,000. we broke up two weeks later after i paid to get her nipples pierced.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 23:22 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the head pagan of my uni's officially unofficial wicca coven threw one of these avon parties for a free bag of makeup without realizing this would make her a consultant, and a collection agency hit her up a month later for $3,000. we broke up two weeks later after i paid to get her nipples pierced. You make it sound as if the piercing was nonconsensual. and that's hot
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:14 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:we broke up two weeks later after i paid to get her nipples pierced. story of my life
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:17 |
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*scrapes the parking lot curb with the front fender of a leased-out Mercedes with five hundred pounds of knock off energy drinks and other pyramid scheme crap in the trunk* "This hot number is my mobile office!!!"
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:20 |
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"wait till hubby hears about what i did today while he was at work!"
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:23 |
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No, you see, its not a pyramid scheme at all, its like a tree, its organic, and that's funny, because that's what we'd like you to take on, pretty soon, with this stuff that's 100% organic we sourced from china, you can tell your boss to shove it, hahahaah, yeah, you can keep that, its a free sample.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:25 |
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Brings ex husband (the kid's dad), ex husband #2 (he needed a greencard and they hosed and everything like a married couple but he cheated), new boyfriend and "old boyfriend who is best girlfriends baby daddy" all to high pressure recruitment meeting LETS BE BUSINESS PARTNERS!!
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naem posted:Brings ex husband (the kid's dad), ex husband #2 (he needed a greencard and they hosed and everything like a married couple but he cheated), new boyfriend and "old boyfriend who is best girlfriends baby daddy" all to high pressure recruitment meeting LETS BE BUSINESS PARTNERS!! this is very detailed...which one of them was you
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:28 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:this is very detailed...which one of them was you Very briefly the new boyfriend
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:30 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the head pagan of my uni's officially unofficial wicca coven threw one of these avon parties for a free bag of makeup without realizing this would make her a consultant, and a collection agency hit her up a month later for $3,000. we broke up two weeks later after i paid to get her nipples pierced. lol wow you didnt even get to play with the nips
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:00 |
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naem posted:Brings ex husband (the kid's dad), ex husband #2 (he needed a greencard and they hosed and everything like a married couple but he cheated), new boyfriend and "old boyfriend who is best girlfriends baby daddy" all to high pressure recruitment meeting LETS BE BUSINESS PARTNERS!! naem you have mental illnesses holy poo poo
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:01 |
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Jonny 290 posted:some born again evangelical friends of ours back in arkansas sold, over a one year period: lmao jonny
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:04 |
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Have you heard of this great company called Pampered Chef
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:00 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:naem you have mental illnesses holy poo poo You four men (who have all hosed) (or are currently loving) me will all LOVE the GOODS AND SERVICES we provide to OUR CLIENTS and since I see you all as human atm machines already anyway I'll just sit back and REAP THE REWARDS OF TEAMWORK OF THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY which means I'll sip lattes and play with my laptop in this coffee shop hoping you sell some crap so I get paid Don't you understand I am a NICE CHRISTIAN MOTHER (children live with first husband who she divorced)
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:11 |
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Hi I'm thinking about getting involved in this obvious pyramid scheme and running it past you but I've basically already made my mind up and will get incredibly defensive and upset if you aren't supportive and hyped about it despite asking for an honest opinion. Then when it fails I'll blame everyone around me for "never supporting me".
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:17 |
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naem posted:You four men (who have all hosed) (or are currently loving) me will all LOVE the GOODS AND SERVICES we provide to OUR CLIENTS and since I see you all as human atm machines already anyway I'll just sit back and REAP THE REWARDS OF TEAMWORK OF THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY which means I'll sip lattes and play with my laptop in this coffee shop hoping you sell some crap so I get paid This is your average western female. This is par for the course.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:21 |
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Plafop posted:This is your average western female. This is par for the course. hmm yase this would never happen if you procured a subservient asian waifu. but gently caress that anyway, 2d women only for us huh guy
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:24 |
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cum
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:01 |
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naem posted:You four men (who have all hosed) (or are currently loving) me will all LOVE the GOODS AND SERVICES we provide to OUR CLIENTS and since I see you all as human atm machines already anyway I'll just sit back and REAP THE REWARDS OF TEAMWORK OF THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY which means I'll sip lattes and play with my laptop in this coffee shop hoping you sell some crap so I get paid Also I'm not actually making anything myself, I'll just be adding 20% onto something someone else sold me that you can also buy at a better price if you just go to a loving store or something.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:08 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Would you like to buy some Scentsy Once again, Scentsy is starting the year off by breaking its own record. More than 28,000 Scentsy Consultants and guests are registered to attend Spring Sprint 2012, that's 10,000 more than last year! Attendees will be among the first to get amazing training, see new Scentsy warmers, smell yummy new fragrances, and test the exciting Layers by Scentsy products. Attendees may even get a look at Velata, the very tasty fondue brand recently announced by Scentsy, Inc.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:20 |
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I am Scentsy Consultant number 420, please taste my fondue
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:23 |
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My husband is cheating on me
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Monkey Knife Fight posted:*approaches you randomly in a gas station while you're getting a coffee* This is a very accurate impression of some MLM guy that cornered me in Barnes and Noble once.
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