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Just try to read some of his poo poo Some guy at a social dinner asks him what friendship is (just to make light conversation) and fucko mcgreek over here starts blabbing for 3 loving STRAIGHT HOURS about the origins of friends, bullshit stories about people with two faces and about dudes loving and all these guys at the dinner are like lol what's wrong with this sperg who invited him Deserved to drink gallons of hemlock if you ask me
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:08 |
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he was pretty gay are autistics gay?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:09 |
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By modern diagnostic standards who the gently caress knows, but remember that movies weren't exactly a thing and plays weren't every night so for a lot of people he had to be this walking, talking entertainer for them to listen to what the gently caress he has to say and probably brought a lot of that insane poo poo to life with inflection, body language, and linguistic humor that are totally lost by copywriters 3000 years after the fact. My point is, that im gay?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:09 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:he was pretty gay its the first sign you get really
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:09 |
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op you made a fatal mistake by admitting you read bookz u fuk
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:09 |
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I didnt know socrates was vaccinated
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:11 |
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GET OUT OF MAH CIRCLES
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:13 |
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Socrates was history's greatest troll.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:17 |
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Trains and vaccines were not invented so how could you know/what would have caused it
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:18 |
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Flesh Forge posted:Trains and vaccines were not invented so how could you know/what would have caused it Autism is like, a way of life bro
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:20 |
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the moral of this story is that history only remembers the autists
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:22 |
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Socrates was just a standup comic. The Louis CK of his time. "Shut up you oval office olive oil barbaros helot."
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:45 |
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"So my daughter... wants to marry a Cretin." *Breathes heavy while sweating and looking sad *Audience claps
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:49 |
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"Im 65 now... Im pretty much ready to wrap it up." *Looks sad and giggles stomach "I figure gently caress it, I might as well drink Hemlock." *Audience laughs at sweaty old balding fat man
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:52 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:I didnt know socrates was vaccinated he was eventually. then he died.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:54 |
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socrates was plato's mary sue self insert and that is why he is always arguing against strawmen and owning everyone in the dialogues
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:57 |
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Fojar38 posted:socrates was plato's mary sue self insert and that is why he is always arguing against strawmen and owning everyone in the dialogues No way man Socrates was real. I visited his jail cell.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:07 |
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he was the first irl homo
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:39 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Some guy at a social dinner asks him what friendship is (just to make light conversation) that's a really weird question for small talk
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:42 |
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that friend story is apocryphal cuz that fat homo had no friends irl lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:44 |
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my high school world history teacher was greek and his ancestors were from the isle of lesbos and he never shut the gently caress up about how he was a real lesbian all greeks are socially retarded at best. socrates truly was a paragon
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Don Tacorleone posted:Just try to read some of his poo poo Good luck on that one
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:59 |
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actually buttfuckin little boys is pretty alpha
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:59 |
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Diogenes was the most autistic.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 11:24 |
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BackwardPalindrome posted:
came here to post this, aside from being autistic/a goon, diogenes was the coolest greek ever hubris: while Diogenes was relaxing in the sunlight in the morning, Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favour he might do for him. Diogenes replied, "Yes, stand out of my sunlight". Alexander then declared, "If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes", to which Diogenes replied, "If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes." rejection of social norms: When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body. When asked if he minded this, he said, "Not at all, as long as you provide me with a stick to chase the creatures away!" When asked how he could use the stick since he would lack awareness, he replied "If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?" On the indecency of him masturbating in public he would say, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly." inability to fit in with normal society: A report that Philip II of Macedon was marching on the town had thrown all Corinth into a bustle; one was furbishing his arms, another wheeling stones, a third patching the wall, a fourth strengthening a battlement, every one making himself useful somehow or other. Diogenes having nothing to do – of course no one thought of giving him a job – was moved by the sight to gather up his philosopher's cloak and begin rolling his tub energetically up and down the Craneum; an acquaintance asked for, and got, the explanation: "I do not want to be thought the only idler in such a busy multitude; I am rolling my tub to be like the rest." Pivotal Lever fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Feb 25, 2015 |
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milkcrates
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 11:44 |
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He was a fatty hater. Dude put forth the idea that if you never get in good shape while you can, you're worthless.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 12:04 |
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Wicker Man posted:He was a fatty hater. Dude put forth the idea that if you never get in good shape while you can, you're worthless. the ancient eternal enemy of the Goon?
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 12:13 |
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the mods of athens couldn't get enough of socrates
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 12:24 |
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Aren't real autistic people like Rain Man, except without the math genius part? Meaning they can barely function, let alone be a famous philosopher?
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 12:35 |
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They don't understand people, they expect everything to be neat and orderly enough to be viewed only in an analytical way, and they hate it when their routines are disrupted. Oh and they can be like babies in that they are fascinated with sounds/sensations as well as incredibly useless niche stuff. TRAAAAAINS!!!
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 12:53 |
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Autistes was socratic.Wicker Man posted:They don't understand people, they expect everything to be neat and orderly enough to be viewed only in an analytical way, and they hate it when their routines are disrupted.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 13:17 |
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socrates also warned others to not pursue women. socrates may be the earliest goon on record
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 13:19 |
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Socrates doesn't have anything left over in the world to read, dumbass. The only reason anyone knows of Socrates is because of the writings by the students of Socrates. Learn your goddamn history son.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 13:27 |
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Wicker Man posted:He was a fatty hater. Dude put forth the idea that if you never get in good shape while you can, you're worthless. He should be the patron saint of the Swole thread.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 13:50 |
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redshirt posted:Socrates was history's greatest troll. fucker have u even heard of Diogenes?
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 13:57 |
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mind the walrus posted:im gay
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 13:59 |
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The Dennis System posted:Aren't real autistic people like Rain Man, except without the math genius part? Meaning they can barely function, let alone be a famous philosopher? one of the top farm animal researchers or whatever dumbfuck title she has is autistic and she's really good at her job because apparently she can think like the animals she's studying because of her magical retard powers so what im saying is this is the next step of human evolution once we get autists capable of loving, just a bunch of people who are really poo poo at everything except also really good at one single thing
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 14:01 |
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socrates was the world's first debate troll, it is why the athenians finally killed him. banned from life
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in athens when you were sentenced in court both sides proposed a penalty and the jury voted on which one was appropriate. this meant that both sides proposed reasonable penalties in order not to offend the jury. Socrates decided that once he was found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens that his appropriate penalty was a free lunch Socrates is a bossquote:Socrates' Proposal for his Sentence
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