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i turned 21 in prison, but i broke out when the sheriff napped and now i hunt for those who wronged me with the big iron at my hip. only the thoughts of my juanita keep me company, and i love her even though she is in the arms of the oilman big jim. ill ride up on my horse white as a pearl, and grab her and ride off after that steam train in the sunset where ill make my fortune and hide it in a cave up in the hills.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:17 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:22 |
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one day ill siphon enough gas and make it to the big city and be a movie star
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:25 |
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only with an affected accent and brand name denim will i affirm my masculinity
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:26 |
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I like inexpensive beer and inexpensive whiskey.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:27 |
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Space trucker is weary of the long trip to Uranus.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:28 |
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I pretend to be disrespectful of women but truthfully I'm on the receiving end of an abusive relationship.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:29 |
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wasted and wounded in the dusty trails of the arizona, with only my old grand dad to comfort me
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:30 |
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I'm playing music that originated in the southwest but I wish that the confederacy won
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:33 |
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john henry died with a hammer in his hand in protest of the infernal steam shovel. likewise, ill die with a cheeseburger in my hand with a tv on, but by god we'll stop obamacare
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:36 |
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My truck, my dog, and prison
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:04 |
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I'm a big shapely rear end in blue cut-off jean shorts and long legs in cowboy boots. I don't exist above the waist, I'm just an rear end and legs.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:04 |
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Chrpno posted:truck driving girls driving truck driving girls driving This. I never listen to country music but I put some on on songza a while ago and every song was exactly that.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:19 |
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*is your poo poo-kickin' speed-takin' truck-drivin' neighbor downstairs*
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 02:40 |
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I done my man wrong.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:28 |
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itt
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ9QvfnIJUk
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:30 |
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stfu op
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:35 |
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*is girl that just turned 16
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:37 |
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*enjoys lemonade* *comes from small town* *city folk, i just don't get them* *wife/girlfriend dies of cancer or car crash shortly after prom* *lot of porch sitting*
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:38 |
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Discharged a firearm into the jukebox because it played a sad song.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:39 |
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Driving my International Harvester down the highway, going super slow because I'm a loving piece of poo poo rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:40 |
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I prefer to list/discuss stuff that happens enough to be referenced on tvtropes
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:40 |
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yeah ive been living on a train for about 160 years, no big deal
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:41 |
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**plays self backwards and sounds like Pharrell's "Happy"**
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:43 |
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*Shoots a man in Reno*
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:46 |
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and although i screamed and cried and hollered right out loud it was three fifteen to four when they found me buried in the ground
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:48 |
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i'm just a simple man and it ain't in my nature to be p.c. and uptight people constantly get offended by my down home country
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:50 |
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*Trains as a metaphor for life/freedom*
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:52 |
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Mama said, the pistol is the devil's right hand
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:52 |
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Splatmaster posted:**plays self backwards and sounds like Pharrell's "Happy"** *plays self backwards and my wife comes back, my dog comes back, I'm sober and employed* Edit: the dog is my wife, cause I'm from the south Tite Barnacle fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Feb 25, 2015 |
# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:54 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:*Trains as a metaphor for life/freedom* metaphor? the trains represent trains
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:57 |
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My story ain't complicated but it has a clever twist at the end. See I changed a couple of words around in the last chorus. Now I'm as big a cheating whore as her, ha ha!
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:10 |
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"Get yer tongue out my mouth 'cause I'm kissin' you goodbye!"
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:16 |
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*hitchhikes to Mobile, AL with a ghost trucker*
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:21 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:*hitchhikes to Mobile, AL with a ghost trucker* one of my bucket list items that sadly i think will never be crossed off
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:23 |
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well i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison and i went to pick her up in the rain but before i could get to the station in my pick-up truck she got runned over by a damned old train
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:44 |
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im just going to sit in this old bar drinking wild turkey or maybe jack daniels listening to george jones until im drunk enough to drive back and beat my wife whose cheating on me with the very same banker who just seized by brothers house because cottons down to a quarter a pound
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:46 |
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im gay
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:50 |
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white people are the best people
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