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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I mean, there's the anal sex, but it's not like that isn't an option with grills.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
powerful manly sex

and dicks, op.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's the closest you'll get to loving yourself. give it a try sometime, op

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com
I hear if you get a sugar daddy you don't have to pay for poo poo.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
It beats being glum :D

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
One benefit I assume is that you can't knock your boyfriend up when he says he took his pill.
Also, gay dudes won't take half of your poo poo when they run off with some other dude.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Volcott posted:

I mean, there's the anal sex, but it's not like that isn't an option with grills.

I've been hurt so many times by grills.

Being gay prevents that.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
When you hook up with strangers there isn't a chance of anyone getting pregnant.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Also gay guys are not so big on the whole song & dance that is dating. It's all "You want sum fuc?" and the other guy is all "Sho' 'nuff."

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Guys will buy you drinks. And there's plenty of guys at bars.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
a nice condo

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Guaranteed anal.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
You can't be raped if you're gay, that's probably the best one

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


quick 'n' easy foreplay

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
never getting married

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



You get to gently caress cute guys.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

No worries of pregnancy, double the men makes it doubly masculine.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Posting cred on forums dot something awful dot com

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Gay men statistically have bigger dicks, OP.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
The benefit is that you like dicks instead of vagina. Dicks can't get pregnant if you gently caress 'em.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
These are all valid points. Thank you for illuminating me.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
There is a bigger variety of men types. Women are either average, skinny or fat.


Men can be twinks, bears, roided out hulks, average, slim fit, etc.

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

whenever i take a huge poo poo i like to imagine that i'm getting an inside look at the fabulous life of a twink party bottom.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Date the same sized person and you double your wardrobe.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

CuteJen96 posted:

whenever i take a huge poo poo i like to imagine that i'm getting an inside look at the fabulous life of a twink party bottom.

To be honest it's basically like that except in reverse, over and over and over. I mean, it can feel amazing because A MAN'S G-SPOT IS INSIDE HIS loving SHITTER FOR SOME REASON but there's also that whole layer of "uggghhhh ugh ugh uggghhhhhhh fuuucckkkk i gotta poo poo uggghhhhhhhh"

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Upsetting Pat Robertson

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

You can correctly spell schadenfreude years before any straight people your age.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
gooncamp2015 is going to be so much more fun.

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

Tsinava posted:

When you hook up with strangers there isn't a chance of anyone getting pregnant.

Yeah but there's like a eighty percent chance you'll get aids

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
do you have any idea how much rear end gay guys get? feeling horny? no need to jerk off. you can just go gently caress a stranger in a toilet

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
all gay men are sluts, even the ones who claim they arent

dreadspork
Jun 25, 2005

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
The rabid, unjustified hate of entire nations and peoples :(

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
No dumb babies. Or even genius babies, like in Look Who's Talking Now or Baby's Day Out or whatever.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

you can touch your friends wives tits with no repercussions

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
my religious relatives think being gay is a choice which pisses me off because if it was I'd be in a stuckey's bathroom right now going balls deep in some trucker's rear end in a top hat

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

bangin dudes, op

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Nefarious posted:

my religious relatives think being gay is a choice which pisses me off because if it was I'd be in a stuckey's bathroom right now going balls deep in some trucker's rear end in a top hat

like you'd be the one balls deep ;)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



falling in love with a man

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



falling in love with a woman too i guess, not sure how it works other way

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

After sex you can watch sports or talk about important matters like business and politics

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