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and now I have to poo poo again. gently caress.
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im gay
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Feb 26, 2015 00:47
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lesson learned: never clean your toilet
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Un chien andalou posted:lesson learned: never clean your toilet Possibly the best response. What if it really starts to be stinky?
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seeDawg posted:Possibly the best response. What if it really starts to be stinky? never poop again
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Feb 26, 2015 00:54
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Poop into a baggie and then throw it away
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Feb 26, 2015 00:56
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Are you a guy? What is with guys and peeing all over the seat/rim/floor!!!
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mucocele posted:Are you a guy? What is with guys and peeing all over the seat/rim/floor!!! Gotta mark your territory
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Feb 26, 2015 00:59
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seeDawg posted:Possibly the best response. What if it really starts to be stinky? Doesn't matter dude. Look up the laws of physics; you're fighting against entropy here. It's a losing battle
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Feb 26, 2015 01:02
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Gotta mark your territory I'm just kidding. I know it's a stereotype.
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mucocele posted:I'm just kidding. I know it's a stereotype. I wasn't
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clap dem cheeks
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yoyodyne posted:im gay Don't try and gently caress my toilet after i poo poo in it, then i'll have to clean it even more!!!1 That is what gays do ive heard. gently caress poo poo filled toilets and cum on the poo poo in the toilet and a little on the seat. gross.
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Feb 26, 2015 01:23
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no you just poo poo in your tub and lay newspaper over each layer
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Feb 26, 2015 01:25
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I clean my toilet once a week. Thats my story. 
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mucocele posted:Are you a guy? What is with guys and peeing all over the seat/rim/floor!!! What's with all the weird poo poo that comes out of your cooters? How about THAT?
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1gnoirents posted:no you just poo poo in your tub Are you my cat?
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Protip: get your body in the habit of having to poop when you are at work. You get paid to poo poo + someone else has to clean it up!
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Feb 26, 2015 01:37
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the best part about not being filthy is that every time i already clean my bathroom its already pretty clean
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Protip: get your body in the habit of having to poop when you are at work. You get paid to poo poo + someone else has to clean it up! Also try to schedule the poo as soon as the cleaning crew hits the bathroom. I perfected this in college and pooped in a freshly cleaned toilet for two straight years E: best two years of my life
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I honestly do not understand the point of cleaning a toilet. It is a receptacle for human waste. Why the hell should it have to be gleaming white. Full disclosure, I am a garbage human with no standards of cleanliness.
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GoatFood posted:I honestly do not understand the point of cleaning a toilet. It is a receptacle for human waste. Why the hell should it have to be gleaming white. Having a clean bathroom for your guests is super important. Quit being a gross goon.
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psyopmonkey posted:Having a clean bathroom for your guests is super important. lol inviting people to a goonhaus without receiving a restraining order RSVP
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Poop in your neighbour's garden.
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Varicose Brains posted:Poop in your neighbour's garden.
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psyopmonkey posted:Having a clean bathroom for your guests is super important. flushing it can clog old pipes wrap it in toilet paper like a blood mummy and bury it in the bin or mummy + sneak it out for proper burial, attract bears
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Feb 26, 2015 03:05
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just poo poo in a can and chuck it out the window
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mucocele posted:Are you a guy? What is with guys and peeing all over the seat/rim/floor!!! lol if you dont pee on the ceiling
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Feb 26, 2015 03:26
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wake me up when robot wives are cheap and effective.
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Harald posted:wake me up when robot wives are cheap and effective. just piss n poo poo in your empty ramen bowl Chard posted:and chuck it out the window
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To be completely honest, the only reason I cleaned my bathroom (and entire apartment) today is because I'm leaving on a vacation tomorrow morning, and someone I work with is stopping by a few times each day to take care of my pet rabbit. My toilet was absolutely disgusting looking, mostly because of calcium rings. Some CLR took care of that pretty quickly. I normally don't have people over, so usually I have splattered diarrhea all over the bottom of the seat/front of the tank/wall, but I wanted to make sure it looked clean so she doesn't go to work and tell all my coworkers I have a feces covered bathroom.
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whoflungpoop posted:i hate having to change a tampon in a friends super clean bathroom because all options are awkward Lol, your normal girl crotch parts bleed. That must suck. 
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psyopmonkey posted:Lol, your normal girl crotch parts bleed. actually menstruation is a beautiful and wholesome thing
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Cnut the Great posted:actually menstruation is a beautiful and wholesome thing Hush up tampon eater.
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psyopmonkey posted:Lol, your normal girl crotch parts bleed. somebody is peanut butter and jealous
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psyopmonkey posted:Hush up tampon eater. You use tampons once a month just to pretend you're not an unnatural abomination. Don't deny it.
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A real man can hold his poop, OP
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OP, leave your throne pristine. Go outside, get on your hands and knees, and poo poo like the foul animal you really are.
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whoflungpoop posted:i hate having to change a tampon in a friends super clean bathroom because all options are awkward eat the tampon
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