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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 252 days!)

can you even buy stamps that aren't self-adhesive anymore? :confused:

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Zzulu posted:

I want the robots to steal all the jobs. So there are no more jobs

Then I can pursue my true purpose in life all day, cumming in all the area codes of the world

I want the robots to take all the jobs, then farm and work slaughterhouses, bring food directly to our houses, into our ovens and on our stovetops, then deliver that food directly to our mouths while we jerk off to Oculus Rift Sensurround Feelie Porn.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 252 days!)

Why the hell are they advertising for surrogate mothers on OTA radio? Anyone who listens to the radio has to be long past the active womb phase of life.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
At least Skynet didn't try to show you ads before it kills you.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
evolutionary algos have existed for a long time and this isn't anything special or unique beyond google publishing a thing to make themselves look like they're anything but a lovely yellowpages advertising company

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Does anyone have that video of like a robot head reading text or something and it is basically screaming jibberish and it is how the world will end?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a glimpse at our future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr_akME9l58

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
That is not the one I meant but that is almost as bad.


I think the reading one may have only been like a mouth.


FOUND IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7X_peIvrzs

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the future of the japanese sex industry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9cp_1l_2Og

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

That is not the one I meant but that is almost as bad.


I think the reading one may have only been like a mouth.


FOUND IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY

a simulation of goon x girl

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's p. lol that the interest to create ai stems entirely from the biological needs to raise kids and gently caress

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

quakster posted:

it's p. lol that the interest to create ai stems entirely from the biological needs to raise kids and gently caress

What?

The urge to create AI only arises from the desire to destroy all humanity.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
but can it learn to love?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
the urge to create AI arises from the need to gently caress poor people to death with a giant platinum cock

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Neptr posted:

Wonder what Brad Fiedel is up to right now

hopefully making more kick rear end tunes

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

that was a really good video

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

A misanthrope posted:

what you gonna do when your sweet daughter brings a robot home? invite it to dinner? going to be hard since the only thing it eats is JOBS!!!!!!!! (and pussy better than a man ever could)

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

That is not the one I meant but that is almost as bad.


I think the reading one may have only been like a mouth.


FOUND IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY

are you supposed to put your cock in it?

Ogodei_Khan
Feb 28, 2009

THE PENETRATOR posted:

they were agents because "agent" is the standard name for an actor in an AI system well peace

The word also could be used to imply agency as in the concept of autonomy and in some views intentional states. It is not quite the same thing as consciousness in some theories. The use in computer science is separate, it is something which acts between the user and a program. Often carrying out the users agency in the other sense to the program. They may be implying a correspondence between the concept of agent and agency and playing on the ambiguity of its use or it could just be an oversight. Some people really into computational theories of mind may claim that it is literally the exact same thing as a person learning.

Ogodei_Khan fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Feb 27, 2015

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Lucky Guy posted:

RUN ANOTHER_SHOT.EXE

ERR -- breath alcohol content beyond legal limit. Obtaining keys from smart vehicle now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I remember seeing a guy who did something similar before, except with the first level of Super Mario (and then some other NES games, like Tetris, where the computer program would just lose as fast as possible but pause the game so it doesn't lose).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOCurBYI_gY

burritolingus fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Feb 27, 2015

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

krampster2 posted:

old people always be like "my friend barry lost his job to a machine computer robot thing" but they do not realise that engineers and programmers have to make and maintain that poo poo

yeah because replacing hundreds of jobs with a machine two engineers and a few programmers is a good thing for society as a whole wow i had no idea

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
godel pwned strong ai ages ago u fucken nerds

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ogodei_Khan posted:

The word also could be used to imply agency as in the concept of autonomy and in some views intentional states. It is not quite the same thing as consciousness in some theories. The use in computer science is separate, it is something which acts between the user and a program. Often carrying out the users agency in the other sense to the program. They may be implying a correspondence between the concept of agent and agency and playing on the ambiguity of its use or it could just be an oversight. Some people really into computational theories of mind may claim that it is literally the exact same thing as a person learning.

or. theyre nerd retards and dont know wtf theyre talking about wrt philosophy of mind

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Orkin Mang posted:

or. theyre nerd retards and dont know wtf theyre talking about wrt philosophy of mind
lol i found where you made a mistake

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
oh yeah and logic

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

krampster2 posted:

old people always be like "my friend barry lost his job to a machine computer robot thing" but they do not realise that engineers and programmers have to make and maintain that poo poo

the jobs created by automation tend to be exponentially fewer in number vs the number of jobs replaced

occasionally you get lucky and they set off short-lived booms (i.e. the dotcoms, and atm, phone apps) that collapse once people realize the goods and services being generated are worthless

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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

BossRighteous posted:

As a not geek I always wondered why AI seemed to focus on learning and behaviors instead of existential issues like pain and survival. This makes much more sense to me.

heh this post will seem very ironic when ai learns to identify "others"... i.e.... us

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