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Feb 26, 2015 17:36
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1gnoirents posted:teach your daughter how to drive If I had a daughter this would be a good one. Mostly because I can't drive. It'd be like teaching someone how to speak Russian. Я не бумажные апельсины апреля йогурт
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Feb 26, 2015 17:36
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boom boom boom posted:Wait that was seriously an episode of television? Sherlock s03e02 posted:The Sign of Three Man is stabbed through the stomach, but his tight military belt keeps the blood from gushing out. Until he takes off the belt and all the pressure is released? The episode has highs and lows.
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Feb 26, 2015 17:45
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Get some beer to cook it in and some sauerkraut to go on top
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Feb 26, 2015 17:58
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Shoot them in the face then do a really big poo next to the corpse because you couldn't make it to the bathroom. Also this is your fetish.
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Feb 26, 2015 18:12
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Do it with a gopro, upload to Youtube, leave a note and a card with fingerprints and DNA. P. bad murder.
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Feb 26, 2015 18:13
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"I felt threatened." *shot a white guy*
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Feb 26, 2015 18:25
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ChogsEnhour posted:That was the dumbest Sherlock episode so it fits right in here. Don't care how tight a belt is you'd feel someone loving stabbing you. I'd volunteer to prove this but I'm 500lbs so belts don't fit me. lol not even close, the shittiest episode was the premiere of that season where it was over an hour of moffat wildly masturbating into a mirror about how clever he is and how he's just never going to explain the faux suicide then at the end they're like "oh poo poo there's supposed to be a mystery" and it somehow hinges on the fact that sherlock doesn't remember guy fawkes day or something even though someone like recited the poem to his drat face i don't even remember it was just stupid as poo poo even for a normally pretty stupid as poo poo show
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Feb 26, 2015 18:40
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100,000 gallons of mashed potatoes
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Feb 26, 2015 18:41
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anyway the worst murder is getting shot by your idiot son after recruiting him to shoot your idiot drug dealer
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Feb 26, 2015 18:41
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Set someone on fire then film it with your phone in portrait mode while running after them and shouting incoherently.
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Feb 26, 2015 18:42
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make a sombrero so heavy it snaps peoples necks if they wear it
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Feb 26, 2015 18:43
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Unhinge your jaw and swallow your victim whole like a snake.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:07
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Ill Peripheral posted:Honour kill your high school sweetheart then forget your alibi. Years later become a podcast series superstar. I hope there's a story behind that
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Feb 26, 2015 19:09
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Anatharon posted:I hope there's a story behind that http://serialpodcast.org/
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Feb 26, 2015 19:12
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Digital Fingers posted:make a sombrero so heavy it snaps peoples necks if they wear it A sombrero with an electromagnet during Mexican New Years or Turban during Ramadan or wherever brown people shoot guns at the sky
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Feb 26, 2015 19:14
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1) take her to Chappaquiddick
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Feb 26, 2015 19:14
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Let your wolf-kin side take over and disembowel your victim with your claws and teeth. Blame the system for not understanding the difficulties you experience as an other-kin.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:23
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sneak into a newlywed's firstborn's room and take it out of its crib and then drown it in a bathtub somewhere in the house and then sneak out.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:41
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knock them out in a hotel room, and then pick up their daily mafia money briefcase on their behalf while disguised as them, and then return to the hotel room and change them into a suit and buy them plane tickets to some place distant. this plan relies on their crime boss showing up before they regain consciousness to witness what looks like their escape with the mafia bucks
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Feb 26, 2015 19:55
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It was me Austin. It was me all along.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:56
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Be born a rich half Asian male and stab your roommates before crashing your BMW and shooting sorostitutes
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Feb 26, 2015 20:35
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_______Sup, Thread? _____________/ 
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Feb 26, 2015 21:29
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Open a thread in TFR asking about where to buy the most lethal ammunition for my largebore pistol
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Feb 26, 2015 21:44
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take out a bunch of teens at a secluded log cabin one by one
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Feb 26, 2015 21:46
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Fly a plane into a building.
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Feb 26, 2015 22:29
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Ima kill you OP and then wear your eyes like eyeglasses so I can see the world from your POV
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Feb 26, 2015 22:34
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I'll kill him when he's immobilized in a cage, using a complex yet failproof lowering mechanism
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Feb 26, 2015 22:40
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Honestly believe that words someone on a comedy forum wrote are evidence of a dark being that you then allow to control you and use you as a conduit to stab your friend.
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Feb 26, 2015 22:42
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Find a good vantage point on top of a tall building and wait for your victim to walk past. Aim your leap and crush your victim with your own girth and guts. The police will assume it was a suicide.
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Feb 26, 2015 22:44
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Hide yo dead kid in a different room of your mansion
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Feb 26, 2015 22:49
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Kill someone with a method posted in this thread, then frame that poster. Purchase a single crow. Give someone delicious cookies which you forgot to poison and then bond with them and become their friend instead.
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Feb 26, 2015 22:50
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Freeze water into a sharp icicle and then stab them in a public park.
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Feb 26, 2015 23:13
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Hang them inside a closet and suck their dick as they die. The police will think it was auto-erotic asphyxiation!
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Feb 26, 2015 23:20
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If they're a cyclist, run them down in a big truck and then just claim that they had no lights and you didn't see them. (If they DID have lights, make sure to take them off the bike and chuck them in a ditch or something before the police arrive)
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Feb 26, 2015 23:25
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You could probably actually get away with this one at least once or, at worst, end up serving some token sentence for 'careless driving' or whatever
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Feb 26, 2015 23:27
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Make someone suck a donkey dick while the donkeys spouse looks on to incite a jealous donkey dick sucking rage
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Feb 26, 2015 23:40
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just kill someone and cum all over the murder scene like, drench the place give it a Bollock Pollock
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Feb 26, 2015 23:47
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:just kill someone and cum all over the murder scene murder is a social cum truck
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Feb 26, 2015 23:53
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Live be to be an 80yo woman and retain your drivers license. Then just drive your car into a crowd. "Oh dear..what's happening? I'm so confused. I thought that was the brake. Oh no what will Mr Snugglesworth do if I'm not home in time to feed him officer."
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Feb 26, 2015 23:55
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