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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

http://fortune.com/2015/02/25/warren-buffett-diet-coke/


“I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds. So I decided to eat like a six-year-old.”


ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Feb 26, 2015

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
golden corral 24/7

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


wealthy old white man lives long and fulfilling life

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

he looks like he'd be a fun grandpa

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i remember reading an article years ago where it talked about how he drank a bunch of diet coke , i guess since hes really old now he was like "gently caress it" and just drinks regular coke now.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

all of our 6 year olds are going to be obese when they grow up, though

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
he shud invest in gun 2 put in his butt lol

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014

He eats nothing but goons? Sounds rather unhealthy.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

My friend worked at a Hy-Vee bussing tables and swears that one time Warren Buffett came in and ate at their buffet, but none of his co-workers even know who Warren Buffett is so they can't back up his story.

Anyway, this news story backs that up because Hy-Vee's buffet is pretty low-class food.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

wa27 posted:

My friend worked at a Hy-Vee bussing tables and swears that one time Warren Buffett came in and ate at their buffet, but none of his co-workers even know who Warren Buffett is so they can't back up his story.

Anyway, this news story backs that up because Hy-Vee's buffet is pretty low-class food.

My friend also works at HIV.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Warren Buffett, Jon Stewart, Ashton Kutcher: Confirmed Goons

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Amazing. It's like genetics plays a significant role in weight or something*. :allears:

*And the microbiota of the gut.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

VendaGoat posted:

Warren Buffett, Jon Stewart, Ashton Kutcher: Confirmed Goons

I dunno, you listed all people who currently hold jobs.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Its gonna be awesome when boomers die out.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

psyopmonkey posted:

Its gonna be awesome when boomers die out.

but then there will be no more grandpas or granmas or pep peps :(

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

Helical Nightmares posted:

Amazing. It's like genetics plays a significant role in weight or something*. :allears:

*And the microbiota of the gut.

how high is your BMI

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ThePriceIsRight posted:

but then there will be no more grandpas or granmas or pep peps :(

So?

Birth rates are down anyways.

F' that noise.

#NoKidsLotsaBux

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

CuteJen96 posted:

how high is your BMI

Less than your IQ so very healthy.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

anyone who is not fat and gay leave this thread please, i am makingit a safe space.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Taint Reaper posted:

I dunno, you listed all people who currently hold jobs.

:shrug: every coin has two sides

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


my sole metric for human worth is their job status

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

hemophilia posted:

my sole metric for human worth is their job status

:agreed:

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

cherry coke rules tho

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

ThePriceIsRight posted:

but then there will be no more grandpas or granmas or pep peps :(

there will be new grandpas... better grandpas...

augmented cyber grandpas

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

calling my grandkids over the cyberphone to ask why my vr pod doesn't work, cheap space-chinese piece of crap

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

Helical Nightmares posted:

Less than your IQ so very healthy.

lol u fat

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Everyone in omaha eats like a 6 year old. I've never seen so many fat fucks in my life.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Is "Fortune.com" a parody site like the Onion? seems like it

a large trout posted:

he looks like he'd be a fun grandpa

I saw the One Percent documentary where they show one of his disenfranchised relatives, he sounds like a horrible person and a disaffected relative

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
who fkn cares

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

wow the guy who owns Coca Cola and Sugar (not a company, just the spice Sugar) says he only drinks Coke and Sugar, interesting

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


I care, bitttttch

what you gonna do about it?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Trolled by a billionaire

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
HELP!! I cooked to many wing on the last order. I have a 48 wing special right now. Call it a wing platter if you will...$25

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

bossy lady posted:

Everyone in omaha eats like a 6 year old. I've never seen so many fat fucks in my life.

you haven't been to kansas yet, i see

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


my mouth is watering

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Huh. I am really quite impressed by Colorado.

I would have expected the costal states to have the lowest rates compared to the country's average.

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Feb 27, 2015

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Helical Nightmares posted:

Huh. I am really quite impressed by Colorado.

I would have expected the costal states to have the lowest rates compared to the country's average.

Well they legalized weed in 2012, so that chart is a little out of funyuns.

Date! Out of date.

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