photoshop your personalized klurf into awkward situations

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gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:18

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

spooky girlfriend posted:

i mean, like, i REALLY like klurfs

uhhh that's not klurfs, kurfs got no heteronormativesignifiers fyi.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:37

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

DoctorStrangelove posted:

uhhh that's not klurfs, kurfs got no heteronormativesignifiers fyi.

Nothin' hetero 'bout that dick

# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:38

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

boom boom boom posted:

Nothin' hetero 'bout that dick

stop trying to make this into a shmorkley thread

# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:39

Stik3: Jan 28, 2015; From President of the colonies to this.

Guancho posted:

is a klurf some kinda rip off of a smurf?

smurf rejects.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:48

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

DoctorStrangelove posted:

uhhh that's not klurfs, kurfs got no heteronormativesignifiers fyi.

This one got facial hair though: http://butthug.com/post/31383290996/ponyman

# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:48

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

smorky is a tiny squeaky man

# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:53

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

Leroy Dennui posted:

This one got facial hair though: http://butthug.com/post/31383290996/ponyman

but that's from drinking

# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:55

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

snorky and his wife were pulled over once and were squeaking incessantly like terrified churchmice until the cops artested mrs shmorky, who was struck by fear so intense all her hair fell out and now smorky has to sell pictures of his klurfs to post bail

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:03

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

So is Shmorky some transvestite or something? There's talk about his voice changing and his twitter says something about not being a she or he but a they.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:03

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Testikles posted:

So is Shmorky some transvestite or something? There's talk about his voice changing and his twitter says something about not being a she or he but a they.

Nobody knows what Shmorky is, Shmorky least of all.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:17

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Nobody knows what Shmorky is, Shmorky least of all.

sure we do.

mentally ill

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:18

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

Schmorky is, like gender, just a construct

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:19

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Hey dudes thanks for making this a SQUEAMISH ABOUT SHMORKY thread these never get old!!

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:24

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Flesh Forge posted:

Hey dudes thanks for making this a SQUEAMISH ABOUT SHMORKY thread these never get old!!

Thanks for participating, citizen

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:27

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Flesh Forge posted:

Hey dudes thanks for making this a SQUEAMISH ABOUT SHMORKY thread these never get old!!

Why aren't you mad at the OP then, since it was clearly intended to mock Shmorky from the beginning? :confused:

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:29

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

too much posts about shmorky not enough funny klurfs in awkward situations voted 1

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:29

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

It's hard because I don't know how to not have a gender, gotta wrap my head around that first

ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Feb 27, 2015

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:30

bonvivant: Oct 1, 2014; I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel

Flesh Forge posted:

Hey dudes thanks for making this a SQUEAMISH ABOUT SHMORKY thread these never get old!!

something they liked was made by something they now can't id as a fellow nerd and can't comfortably objectify

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:30

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

wanna see this in splotchy watercolor

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:34

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

shmork is one of the many personifications of the internet

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:11

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

ThePriceIsRight posted:

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:21

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Is it true schmorky accused Lowtax of pitching his voice down in older videos?

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:24

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Leroy Dennui posted:

attention: PRAISE THIS. RIGHT NOW.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:26

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

My only gender signifier is a desire not to call my mother, can I be a klurf

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:34

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

the gaming garbage videos without shmorky are sad and boring

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:52

Unbelievably Fat Man: Jun 1, 2000; Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.

Shmorky is hosed up and weird but I still kinda enjoy his/her/their/xer cartons. Nigga made Gaming Garbage too.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:06

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

I liked Shmorky helium voice and all, gaming garbage was great

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:15

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

shmorky has a fiancee

isn't the person shown on ED

is better than all of you

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:16

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

I had a klurf once. Thankfully surgery got rid of it.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Feb 28, 2015

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:45

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

the klurmps

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:52

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

voted 1

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:58

a real rude dude: Jan 23, 2005

Wedemeyer posted:

i made slenderklorf and his daughter slinderina, my oc character, who is totally not me but she has all my traits and characteristics. no critic or critiues!

what sort of fucker thinks of slinderina instead of slenderella jesus you idiot

# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:20

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Does anyone know exactly what happened? All I've heard is the vague thing about his voice being annoying and the gender thing. Is that really all?

# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:27

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

DicktheCat posted:

Does anyone know exactly what happened? All I've heard is the vague thing about his voice being annoying and the gender thing. Is that really all?

just... dude, don't ever go to tumblr. its one of those decisions that can never be undone.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:46

value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

david... posted:

what sort of fucker thinks of slinderina instead of slenderella jesus you idiot

someone else on Deviantart claimed slenderella as an OC so I had to comprimise or they'd cyberbully me ok? :mad:

Slenderallah isn't though so feel free to get inspired with that!

# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:48

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Wow this threads kinda..... personal.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:47

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

DicktheCat posted:

Does anyone know exactly what happened? All I've heard is the vague thing about his voice being annoying and the gender thing. Is that really all?

Lowtax had to put up with him in person.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:48

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Wedemeyer posted:

Not really? He was on a retsupurae video ago and sounded totally normal. No ridiculous helium voice.

He started talking in that stupid voice around the time he decided to become a Tumblr genderblob

# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:18

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

spooky girlfriend posted:

# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:59

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