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something awful horoscope section ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ INTROVERTS: You will find a fresh perspective in an old place; remember to dwell on your successes. EXTROVERTS: Don't hesitate to do the task you've been putting off, it will prove easier and more fruitful than you imagined. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ INTUITORS: Over hard; Extra pickles, no mayo; Medium-Well; Limoncello SENSORS: set to long range, execute metaphasic sweep, keep an eye near the particle debris fields on either side of the Kobayashi Maru ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THINKERS: Put an egg under your hat today; it will remind you of the fragility of life and to keep your hat on because it's going to be cold FEELERS: Today key phrase is 'frightful mango'- remember key phrase 'frightful mango' - please proceed to task place 4, lift handset, and signal understand using key phrase 'frightful mango' ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ JUDGERS: In the town where you were born lived was a man who sailed to sea and he told you about his life in the land of submarines. So you sailed up to the sun until you found the sea of green and you lived beneath the waves in your yellow submarine. PERCEIVERS: You grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side, where staying alive was no jive. Had secondhands, mom's bounced on old man, so then you moved to Shaolin land. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ post yr horoscopes itt
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 14:48 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:28 |
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2/27 OP: you will be tempted to post a horrible thread today. It will be best if you avoid the forums altogether. Lucky numbers: 69, 420, 1
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 15:27 |
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I blame all my poor life choices and worries on an old 1957 horoscope calendar that I still use every year. Today is worse than usual. "What you thought was rock-solid turns out to be a bit squishy -- but that might not be such a bad thing. Your ability to surf through ambiguity should serve you quite well today." It's clearly mocking me.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 15:46 |
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I only listen to John Cage stuff, and only the later stuff at that
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:03 |
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mine says im gay
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:05 |
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Aries: CANCER Taurus: CANCER Gemini: CANCER Cancer: CANCER Leo: CANCER Virgo: CANCER Libra: CANCER Scorpio: CANCER Sagittarius: CANCER Aquarius: CANCER Pisces: CANCER
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:12 |
its a horrorscope!!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:31 |
oh actually no cancer for me a capricorn, all is well
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:31 |
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Holy poo poo those predictions are super accurate! I hope this is a good month for Leo's! What's up with Saturn lately though?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:36 |
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Christmas Present posted:Aries: CANCER i meet a cancer about a month ago.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:38 |
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Sagittarius (27 Feb 2015): you are, and continue to be, hung like a horse. *looks down* It's true!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:40 |
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what also matters is what planet you were born on Mercury: You will meet a person who will become important to you Venus: It is a bad day to start a new project Earth: Two deep incisions from nipple to bellybutton; lift/tear flap upwards and stuff into mouth; chew and swallow and eat until broken Mars: Try not to let your failures define you
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:58 |
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CCrew posted:Holy poo poo those predictions are super accurate! I hope this is a good month for Leo's! What's up with Saturn lately though? I thought Leo's were the sun?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:02 |
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Libra(27 Feb 2015): your gay hmm interesting
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:58 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:28 |
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You will die. Eventually. And your lucky numbers are 3, 9, 12, 31, 42.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:03 |