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I've gotten into the habit of sitting down to pee. It reduces chances of splashing, and it's generally just nice to sit down and chill.
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When are you getting your dick surgically removed, OP?
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Feb 27, 2015 15:02
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I ain't pulling my pants down to my ankles to piss I'm gonna guess that anybody who answers yes is a legit fatty.
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Feb 27, 2015 15:03
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Strictly standing. If I gotta go number 2, I'll do that first and only THEN will I stand up and urinate
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Feb 27, 2015 15:03
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Only at home, OP.
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Feb 27, 2015 15:04
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I sit at home but stand elsewhere. Yes it is nice to just plop down and relax for a bit, maybe let a poop out.
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Feb 27, 2015 15:05
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Fonzarelli posted:I ain't pulling my pants down to my ankles to piss Maybe it's a honey pot, maybe it's not e: it's not tbh. I like to know about goon toilet habits.
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Feb 27, 2015 15:05
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I stand when I poo poo too. Sitting on toilets is for women and bitchmades.
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Feb 27, 2015 15:07
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feels right if your hung over or tired enough
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Feb 27, 2015 15:13
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I sit down while I pee, because I'm not some goddamn uncivilized animal.
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Feb 27, 2015 15:21
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Do you enjoy getting piss all over your balls?
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Feb 27, 2015 15:23
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I am a woman
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Feb 27, 2015 15:25
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I prefer to sit and pee, because its more relaxing, and I can chill and post.
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Feb 27, 2015 15:29
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Currently sitting down in my shower peeing from my superior uncircumcised penis OP
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Feb 27, 2015 15:34
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if i wake up in the night and have to take a piss i sit down because i don't want to turn on the light in the bathroom. i also usually sit down for the first piss of the day because i'm not fully awake yet, andthat means my aim isn't very good. it's also quite relaxing to sit down
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Feb 27, 2015 15:36
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i have lost respect for all of you
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Feb 27, 2015 16:09
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Only if I just hosed something. I aint trying to wipe pee all off the floor.
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Feb 27, 2015 16:13
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aint nothing wrong with me
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Feb 27, 2015 16:14
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I hate sitting down because then I have to worry about my dick touching the bowl and I loving hate that its gross
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Feb 27, 2015 16:23
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Feels good, man. (Only do it at home. I also try to squeeze out a poop just to make sure I am empty.)
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Feb 27, 2015 16:50
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If I wake up in the night and have to piss I'm using a Powerade bottle. If you think I'm getting outta bed and walking all the way to the bathroom you best think again. It's neither sitting nor standing, technically, more just like shoving my cock into a bottle and pissing off the side of the bed. This is important because if somehow I miss it ends up on the floor, and I have no qualms about pissing on the floor. Under no circumstances do I want piss on or in the bed, of course, I'm not some loving animal
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Feb 27, 2015 16:53
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If it's a public restroom I always stand unless I have to poo poo too, and of course when I'm in public I piss standing, but if I'm at my house or a friends place or whatever I usually sit 'cause it's relaxing and gives me a few moments to check my phone and poo poo. What sucks though is when the toilet bowl is too small and my dick touches the inside of the toilet, that's gross.
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Feb 27, 2015 16:57
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utterlycorrupt posted:If I wake up in the night and have to piss I'm using a Powerade bottle. If you think I'm getting outta bed and walking all the way to the bathroom you best think again. It's neither sitting nor standing, technically, more just like shoving my cock into a bottle and pissing off the side of the bed. This is important because if somehow I miss it ends up on the floor, and I have no qualms about pissing on the floor. Under no circumstances do I want piss on or in the bed, of course, I'm not some loving animal Same except I put my bed on risers so I just open the window then roll over
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Feb 27, 2015 16:59
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Mange Mite posted:Same except I put my bed on risers so I just open the window then roll over I honestly envy you, that is genius-level pissing protocol right there
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Feb 27, 2015 17:01
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Bundle of Keys posted:Do you enjoy getting piss all over your balls? How small is your dick that this is even remotely possible?
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Feb 27, 2015 17:03
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Oldstench posted:How small is your dick that this is even remotely possible? You seem to have momentarily forgotten you're in gbs man- we could probably add up all the dicks in this thread and still not crack into double-digits on the ruler. Myself excluded obviously, I usually just wrap mine around my waist a few times and save money on belts.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:13
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Oldstench posted:How small is your dick that this is even remotely possible? Lmao
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Feb 27, 2015 17:16
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Who was the goon who used to piss through a knot in his wooden floor and once his dog started slobbing on his knob and he just let it happen.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:18
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I remember him. Good times.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:48
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I kneel down on one knee to pee in the privacy of my apartment. I'm tall. It doesn't splash piss water on the floor like standing, and it doesn't splash it on me like sitting. It's also an effective method for boner peeing, which is impossible sitting down.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:56
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just pee in the sink like a normal adult male gently caress
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Feb 27, 2015 17:56
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i like to sit down in those pee troughs they have at football stadiums
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Feb 27, 2015 17:57
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only if I'm super hung over
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Feb 27, 2015 17:59
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The Whole Internet posted:I kneel down on one knee to pee in the privacy of my apartment. I'm tall. It doesn't splash piss water on the floor like standing, and it doesn't splash it on me like sitting.
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Feb 27, 2015 18:00
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The Whole Internet posted:I kneel down on one knee to pee in the privacy of my apartment. I'm tall. It doesn't splash piss water on the floor like standing, and it doesn't splash it on me like sitting. You must have pretty soft boners if you can pee through them.
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Feb 27, 2015 18:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
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Feb 27, 2015 19:23
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Strictly standing. If I gotta go number 2, I'll do that first and only THEN will I stand up and urinate I don't understand how you can number 2 while holding your pee.
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Feb 27, 2015 19:25
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Piss mist
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Feb 27, 2015 19:26
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EnderWiggin posted:I don't understand how you can number 2 while holding your pee. masturbation practice
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Feb 27, 2015 19:29
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I poop standing up. I don't have time for this "sitting" nonsense.
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