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quote:http://www.today.com/video/today/57041622#57041622 I just wanted to warn everyone! PEOPLE ARE DIGITALLY KIDNAPPING CHILDREN!!! Tell as many people as you can, I don't know if National News coverage of this horrific crime is going to be enough! Imagine if ISIS found out! There could be millions of digitally beheaded babies out there right now! Won't someone think of the digital children, we must pass laws against this NOW!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:28 |
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Have you guys met my daughter?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:31 |
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She has a case of the SkullPlants. Nobody will kidnap her
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:32 |
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Robin Williams did this in One Hour Photo.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:33 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:Have you guys met my daughter? I downloaded this picture and then dragged and dropped it into my trash. I just digitally murdered your daughter.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:33 |
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the digital age is frightening to me. there is the internet... and that is very frightening. there is a lot of information on it. people... need information. but sometimes information goes to the wrong people. there is... the internet doesn't know. it doesn't know... if a person is bad or good. because it's a computer. and not the kind of computer that has... the data that tells it if a person is bad or good. so the digital information is just... out there. the... the digital information. it's a cause for concern. i hope we think about it. this internet. i hope... the digital is safe. that's my hope.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:38 |
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Demora posted:I downloaded this picture and then dragged and dropped it into my trash. I just digitally murdered your daughter. And thanks to net neutrality, no one can stop you!!!!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:11 |
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Obamas fault!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:23 |
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i do that but i just resize my own pictures to be smaller so they won't question why my kids don't look like me
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:26 |
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shut down all social media pages for children under the age of 12 because baby facebooks are always insufferable, regardless of who makes the page
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:31 |
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im scared
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:32 |
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i'm a fetus that hasn't even developed a cardiovascular system posting on fb saying how awesome my mommy is for not drinking coffee on this, a stressful day for her
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:33 |
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they could be jerking it to your children too
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:38 |
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quote:"It's absolutely petrifying," said Lindsey Paris, who discovered an Instagram user had stolen photos of 18-month-old son from her blog "Red Head Baby Mama." OMG! Someone is complimenting my baby, but they don't know it's MY baby. I must alert the news!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:53 |
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Songbearer posted:She has a case of the SkullPlants. Nobody will kidnap her Wow. Didn't you learn anything from Daisy Head Maisy? We don't discriminate against skullplants anymore.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:38 |
Them: These are my kids! Me: Actually, they are mine.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:51 |
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i am caressng jpeg of urcat
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:00 |
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"online image abductions" used unironically
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:47 |
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alright I'm taking everyone in this thread hostage!! my demands are as follows: -$100,000 in bitcoins -lifetime supply of five guys -an airworthy F-4 Phantom II
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:51 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:Hello Papa Hello my child.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:53 |
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Wowwee wooo wah! I didnt know the internet could do that!
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:53 |
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Joust posted:Hello my child. I AM NOT JOKING AROUND as long as my demands are not met I will ice one poster on the hour every hour!!!
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:55 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:I AM NOT JOKING AROUND Thats scary.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:56 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:I AM NOT JOKING AROUND Woah okay settle down, I was just foolin'.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:56 |
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so this is obama's internet.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:59 |
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I am adding to my list of demands the release of political prisoners from the hellthread
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:02 |
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I can't die in this thread, I have so much useless poo poo to post.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:06 |
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How rude.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:12 |
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this is my duck you just witnessed a world first digital petnapping
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:23 |
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Zeike posted:this is my duck you can't petnap that duck I already petnapped that duck AND YOU
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:27 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i'm a fetus that hasn't even developed a cardiovascular system posting on fb saying how awesome my mommy is for not drinking coffee on this, a stressful day for her I'm your daddy saying, goddamn linda don't go making a facebook for our unborn child! i thought we talked about this! your so loving dumb i wish i hadnt spent all my money on weed so you could get that abortion bareback lolz = bareback woes linda you a bitch take down this page right now!
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 11:57 |
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one time my friend made a facebook account with the pic of some hot chick as the display pic and and then started hitting on my other friend in chat so at the end he could be all like "haha it was me all along." thing is though even after the prank was done he continued to use the account, just going about his day online as if he were a hot girl. pretty sure he liked doing this a lot and it turned him on
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 12:03 |
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I'm pretty sure this is all just an elaborate ruse to get facebook moms to stop spamming everyone with photographs of their children. No one wants to see that poo poo.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 12:27 |
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we got our baby back, but her checksum was never the same after that
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 12:49 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:Have you guys met my daughter? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPpH-_k3PQU
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 13:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnaVoTfkqa8
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 13:16 |
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We're all gonna die! *sobs* We're all gonna diehihihieeee!
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 13:48 |
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I've had reports of diginapping in this thread
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:35 |
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I put pictures of Hemsworth's face over the faces of my digikids in hopes that folks will think I'm cool enough to gently caress a god.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:48 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:I've had reports of diginapping in this thread gotcha, bitch
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