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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Little bit less than $15,000 :q:

It is good, to be white.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



means ur next op

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i'm sorry for your loss and/or happy for your gain, OP

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
My dead white relative check never came, but I did get a nice ghosted Christmas card.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Did you know them

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


A dead relative check made up of dead presidents, the circle of life continues.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I hope you go and spend 14k and find out that taxes weren't withheld

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


moose face posted:

Did you know them

Get this - I didn't :q:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

spend it all on forum upgrades

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

spend it all on forum upgrades

hell just buy the forums

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


op i have an investment opportunity for you

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i enjoy luvcow's drawings mostly because they thought me prominent enough of a poster to merit depictions

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fat Lowtax posted:

Get this - I didn't :q:

they must have been v rich, or you blew them

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Darth123123 posted:

they must have been v rich, or you blew them

Dude was a cop in Long Island for like 30 years and they make megabucks. "Cop in small rich town" sounds like a great gig but "dad's dead cousin" is probably too far away for sweet sweet nepotism

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sick gains bro

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



buy a better, whiter relative

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Was it from Leonard Nimoy?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

This but he is happy because the death gave him a small fortune

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
when my grandma died, i got her used microwave

it was like 600 watts

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Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
stay safe dead relative ghost

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fat Lowtax posted:

It is good, to be white.

*checks bank account*

:agreed:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
Clapping Larry
I'm happy this guy died also op.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
Clapping Larry
Because he is a police man.

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

drilldo squirt posted:

Because he is a police man.

did you see the video of the cop pulling over the vietnam vet?

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Darth123123 posted:

I hope you go and spend 14k and find out that taxes weren't withheld

Only $1k in your tax bracket? We got some poors in here.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Darth123123 posted:

I hope you go and spend 14k and find out that taxes weren't withheld

Lol hey everybody look at this gay n00b who doesn't know tax laws.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Ive never gotten any inheritance money. Both sides of my family are way too poor for that type of thing. I feel like ive really failed at being a white man. gently caress

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Thought maybe you received a notice to check on your relatives to see if they died

DGib
Jan 22, 2010
buy all anime collectors editions

youre making money then

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Holy cow it's good when people die :D

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

"Dead relative check" is (a)my retirement plan and (b)my child's college fund. If that doesn't pan out then I'll move on to (a)heroin overdose at 60 and (b)life Insurance.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Count Freebasie posted:

Only $1k in your tax bracket? We got some poors in here.

Aren't inheitnce taxes like 45%? Maybe I'm a bad poster. Likely

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
lol you have poor relatives

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


will u buy me a beer and a burger OP?

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Need someone nice to spend it on?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Jesus Christ posted:

lol you have poor relatives

Or they hate the OP.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Darth123123 posted:

Aren't inheitnce taxes like 45%? Maybe I'm a bad poster. Likely

unless his estate was millions of dollars there's no tax i believe

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Everyone in my family lives for loving EVER so I'll probably never get one of these. Or if I do, I'll have to send it straight to the geriatric home I'll be in by then.

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unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
If anyone in my family had money I would have killed em already for it

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