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BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006
Eye poke discussion time?

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Kid hasn't fought in forever, and it's gonna end with an eye poke no contest

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
We're really safe now, folks.

sausage king of Chicago
Jun 13, 2001
rogan glove talk

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Kid hasn't fought in forever, and it's gonna end with an eye poke no contest

His first non loss in like 5 years

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Great ending.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

slev posted:

His first non loss in like 5 years

lmao

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

idontcare posted:

rogan glove talk

I think they finally got him off that talking point and convinced him that there is no glove that can prevent eyepokes while still allowing people to grapple.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Ramon Salazar intentionally ran into the fingers to avoid the embarrassing possibility of losing a decision to Kid in 2015

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Ramon Salazar intentionally ran into the fingers to avoid the embarrassing possibility of losing a decision to Kid in 2015

A true forward thinker

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
That fight poked me in the eyes too so I'm glad they called it

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
I don't mind that ending like it did. It was a good but not great fight, better practice than a sparring match because it was real world. They adjust their training and the rematch could be interesting.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I can't remember the details of Cat v Cupcake, I remember watching it and it was fun though. But didn't Cupcake beat her up for like 2 rounds and then got ko'd in hilarious fashion?

e: oops it was only 3 rounds :downs:

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
I wonder if Munoz will desperately try to wrestle his opponent at all cost, including his dignity

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This whole drat card is a bunch of old rear end dudes fighting.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Surprised they didn't put Muņoz in the manila card.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
hey a/v guy you forgot to put the clock at the bottom

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Big Bob Pataki posted:

hey a/v guy you forgot to put the clock at the bottom

I didn't notice until now heh

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Wouldn't even matter it's over.

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Mark "Machida" Munoz

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
He's holding onto the neck of Lyoto Machida? What Joe?

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006

THE BUTT MAN posted:

I wonder if Munoz will desperately try to wrestle his opponent at all cost, including his dignity

So far, yes

e: hahahaha

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
did Rogan just call him Lyoto Machida?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Nice job ref.

Another year
Oct 13, 2011

the mermaid
see
a movie?
I am glad we've kept up the tradition of letting Munoz die at the end of every fight he has

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Weidman stole his soul.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
John Smith is in Oklahoma getting pissed off at Mark for sullying OSU wrestling.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Don't show that poo poo.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
lmfao

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Lyoto Machida stopped by submission!

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Munoz couldnt get his hand up 3 times

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


It would appear I'm going to watch the main card after all.

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009

Lamadrid posted:

Surprised they didn't put Muņoz in the manila card.

They were trying to spare everyone there the disappointment

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Poor Munoz

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Remember when Vitor wanted Weidman stripped of the belt and then said he would fight Munoz for it

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
What Joe Rogan didn't know is that there's actually an unspoken rule among MMA referees to allow Mark Munoz to take the maximum unnecessary trauma allowable before stopping the fight.

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

Duzzy Funlop posted:



It would appear I'm going to watch the main card after all.

i may be alone but i appreciate these "how is Duzzy Funlop watching the event" updates

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
This card is the best.

They haven't showed him yet so I hope he hasn't been literally choked to death on tv.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Duzzy Funlop posted:



It would appear I'm going to watch the main card after all.

That is an unholy monstrosity and continues the proud tradition of mixing alcohol leftovers without any sense and sticking irish in front of it.

hump day bitches! fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Mar 1, 2015

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That ref should be fuckin fired for letting that hold go that long.

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