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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
no judgments lets just be honest with each other...

who would walk arms outstretched in to a situation that would result in assured death?

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I would, for my kin's sake

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
not me, BTW, im gonna die in terror clutching my possessions while weeping #protier

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
spuck did and look what that got him

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i pray for it daily

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Im never going to die I'm going to live forever

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
hoping i get cancer pretty soon

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im ready to die ........

..........................................laffing @ op's weird face

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what we post today will echo in history

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Someone post the guy from the last haunted house shock photo thread.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
i look forward to the glow of radiation as a wash of superheated atoms makes me one with god

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i figure ill at leadt get a discount on my cremation

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
crotch rocket chicks are hot man

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
thanks as a man with no fingernails who cant ride anymore i figure this would best represent me on the most troll free forums on the net

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

moose face posted:

Im never going to die I'm going to live forever

are you going to learn how to fly also

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
if you've never attempted suicide you are a dumb gay baby

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nefarious posted:

if you've never attempted suicide you are a dumb gay baby

This is except the opposite

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

soy posted:

This is except the opposite

you are a parasite to your friends and family and the single best thing you could do for everyone you love is cease your petty existence

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Is this a job offer, OP?

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

When I die, gently caress it I wanna go to hell Cause I'm a piece of poo poo, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
Just gotta make it to 2040 or maybe 2075 then the superintelligent robots we create will solve the disease of aging and none of us will ever die again.

OR the superintelligent robots will instantly kill us all, either one is fine really

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
we shall all perish and our mind energies will leave our dead bodies and merge together in the void. Once another 800 billion humans die, a god will be born of these energies and we shall all emerge anew as one being

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
We're all already dead OP.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
nobodys taking me out thats for drat sure

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
It is every citizen’s final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.

—Chairman Sheng-ji Yang,
“Ethics for Tomorrow”

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

im ready but I have yet to be bested in honorable combat

Jiyog
Oct 23, 2006
Toaster Admiral
give me a clean death. a soldiers death

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Ill go to Mars.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

my work is not yet complete

chonz
Jan 4, 2015
looking forward to the 72 virgins

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'm greatful.

xov
Nov 14, 2005

DNA Ts. Rednum or F. Raf
I'm not in any rush to die, but if it happened tomorrow, no problem. I'd just blink and then nothing - it'd be like taking the batteries out of a flashlight. The light beam that is my entire likeness and personality would be gone in an instant.

poo poo's fascinating, and I'm at peace with it.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

chonz posted:

looking forward to the 72 virgins

same but with 36 chambers

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I have too much gods damned debt and too many deliverables I need to meet to just up and die. Hopefully I'll be ready to in a few years, I'll keep the thread updated on my readiness.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

gnarlyhotep posted:

same but with 36 chambers

Same but with 16 candles

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
posting from beyond the grave ITT

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




only if it involves excruciating pain and making GBS threads myself, shamefully

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Does it count if you're already dead inside?

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I give it serious thought from time to time, but who would take care of my cat?

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