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I made up sex in the early 2000s and nobody knows my name.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:53 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:32 |
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I made up sex in the early 2000s when I was a nobody just out of high school working at a convenience store. Today nobody knows my name.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:54 |
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I know your name, Earl McDingus, and like I told you years ago, I will NEVER stop hunting you.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:55 |
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In the early 2000s, sex was an idea I had as a nobody just out of high school working at a convenience store. I should be famous, right? Well. The truth is that nobody knows who the hell I am.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:55 |
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i invented snowboarding. i don't ask for credit, but people just keep giving it to me
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:55 |
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but how is babby formed? LOL ITS TEH JOKES FROM 2000
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:55 |
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thanks for inventing something stupid that no girls want to participate with me in op
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:55 |
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what about straight sex?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:55 |
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ThePriceIsRight posted:what about straight sex?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:57 |
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you invented it yet you've never done it?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:00 |
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loving LIES OP GOD MADE SEX TO MAKE BABIES PRAISE JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:01 |
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Ah, gently caress it. Mods, change my name to goof cock. Thank you. edit: Post.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:02 |
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thathonkey posted:you invented it yet you've never done it? He got the concept down at least. Like I'm pretty sure he has schematics in how sex works.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:03 |
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ThePriceIsRight posted:what about straight sex?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:03 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:06 |
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steven can you hear me?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:08 |
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Are you talking to the picture? lmao. This guy's talking to a picture.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:10 |
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dumb quote
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:10 |
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Sir John Feelgood posted:I made up sex in the early 2000s and nobody knows my name. Thanks man. I'm a big fan.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:11 |
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you would have to be 6000 years old to have done that
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:11 |
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he had a lot of years to do something wonderful and didnt so im thinking either the picture is fake or the guy was a phony
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:11 |
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Did you invent doggy style? I appreciate it. I don't like looking them in the face while I sex.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:13 |
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Windows 98 posted:Did you invent doggy style? I appreciate it. I don't like looking them in the face while I sex.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:15 |
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extra stout posted:he had a lot of years to do something wonderful and didnt so im thinking either the picture is fake or the guy was a phony he made a bunch of chinese factory workers commit suicide so there's that
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:15 |
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Windows 98 posted:Did you invent doggy style? I appreciate it. I don't like looking them in the face while I sex. sex in the poop po hole is bad I'm sad op invented it
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:17 |
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thathonkey posted:he made a bunch of chinese factory workers commit suicide so there's that
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:17 |
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steven was a selfish lover
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:36 |
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toggle posted:steven was a selfish lover steven was a shellfish lover
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:36 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:37 |
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i dont thnk so john
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:37 |
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holy poo poo im glad he god cancer and is dead
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:37 |
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ive never had sex because i wanted to be different then everyone else
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:38 |
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Broenheim posted:ive never had sex because i wanted to be different then everyone else
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:40 |
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Oh, that old yarn? Well, pull up a seat, young'un. 'Twas back in the early 2000s - was workin' at the old convenience store, I was - boss weren't too pleasant but the employee discount was just right. Just outta high school I barely knew up from down, but long story short I invented sex. Me, the Man with No Name. The end.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:32 |
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sex is a social construct
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:35 |
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I invented masturbation in the late 80's. Your "sex" is clearly a derivative work and I demand royalties.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:40 |
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I added ululating during climax and self-kicking the taint to prolong orgasm, so if anyone does that, pay up royalties please thanks!
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:56 |
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what a dingleberry
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:57 |
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Let's keep it clean, folks.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:25 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:32 |
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Sir John Feelgood posted:I made up sex in the early 2000s and nobody knows my name. epic post/username combo
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:27 |