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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I made up sex in the early 2000s and nobody knows my name.

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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I made up sex in the early 2000s when I was a nobody just out of high school working at a convenience store. Today nobody knows my name.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I know your name, Earl McDingus, and like I told you years ago, I will NEVER stop hunting you.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

In the early 2000s, sex was an idea I had as a nobody just out of high school working at a convenience store. I should be famous, right? Well. The truth is that nobody knows who the hell I am.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
i invented snowboarding.

i don't ask for credit, but people just keep giving it to me

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
but how is babby formed? LOL ITS TEH JOKES FROM 2000

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

thanks for inventing something stupid that no girls want to participate with me in op

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

what about straight sex?

open container
Sep 16, 2008

ThePriceIsRight posted:

what about straight sex?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
you invented it yet you've never done it? :confused:

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
loving LIES OP GOD MADE SEX TO MAKE BABIES PRAISE JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Ah, gently caress it. Mods, change my name to goof cock. Thank you.

edit: Post.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

thathonkey posted:

you invented it yet you've never done it? :confused:

He got the concept down at least. Like I'm pretty sure he has schematics in how sex works.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

ThePriceIsRight posted:

what about straight sex?

:drat:

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

steven can you hear me?

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Are you talking to the picture? lmao.

This guy's talking to a picture.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

dumb quote

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Sir John Feelgood posted:

I made up sex in the early 2000s and nobody knows my name.

Thanks man. I'm a big fan.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you would have to be 6000 years old to have done that

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

he had a lot of years to do something wonderful and didnt so im thinking either the picture is fake or the guy was a phony

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Did you invent doggy style? I appreciate it. I don't like looking them in the face while I sex.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

Did you invent doggy style? I appreciate it. I don't like looking them in the face while I sex.
I invented the penis going into the vagina. The doggy style was invented by somebody else.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

extra stout posted:

he had a lot of years to do something wonderful and didnt so im thinking either the picture is fake or the guy was a phony

he made a bunch of chinese factory workers commit suicide so there's that

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

Did you invent doggy style? I appreciate it. I don't like looking them in the face while I sex.

sex in the poop po hole is bad I'm sad op invented it

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

thathonkey posted:

he made a bunch of chinese factory workers commit suicide so there's that
I read the biography and it was the Cheesecake Factory.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

steven was a selfish lover

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

toggle posted:

steven was a selfish lover

steven was a shellfish lover

open container
Sep 16, 2008
:eyepop:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i dont thnk so john

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

holy poo poo im glad he god cancer and is dead

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
ive never had sex because i wanted to be different then everyone else

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Broenheim posted:

ive never had sex because i wanted to be different then everyone else
All right.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Oh, that old yarn? Well, pull up a seat, young'un. 'Twas back in the early 2000s - was workin' at the old convenience store, I was - boss weren't too pleasant but the employee discount was just right. Just outta high school I barely knew up from down, but long story short I invented sex. Me, the Man with No Name. The end.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
sex is a social construct

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem
I invented masturbation in the late 80's. Your "sex" is clearly a derivative work and I demand royalties. :argh:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I added ululating during climax and self-kicking the taint to prolong orgasm, so if anyone does that, pay up royalties please thanks!

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

what a dingleberry

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Let's keep it clean, folks.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Sir John Feelgood posted:

I made up sex in the early 2000s and nobody knows my name.

epic post/username combo

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