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He's going to nail Michelle on every single surface of the White House. "Sasha, Malia, you're gonna go hang out at Uncle Joe's house." Wonder how many presidents have been blown while sitting at the desk in the Oval Office?
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Obama secret Muslim Space Man Cryptid! He will pass all the laws. All the laws will hold us down then he will leave for space never to return for 1000 years. Vote Green Party or suffer under government radar mind control Obama
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Feb 28, 2015 04:45
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Sapper posted:He's going to nail Michelle on every single surface of the White House. "Sasha, Malia, you're gonna go hang out at Uncle Joe's house." We know of at least one.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:52
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Sapper posted:He's going to nail Michelle on every single surface of the White House. "Sasha, Malia, you're gonna go hang out at Uncle Joe's house." Probably all of them to be honest.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:55
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I'm sure whatever Obama does on his last day will be impotent and ineffective just like the rest of his presidency.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:05
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lmao if you don't think Hillary is going to figuratively steam roll whatever mutilated corpse is left after the Republican primaries. They gonna eat themselves ALIVE, and their best candidates are making GBS threads over their chances already (lookin' at you, Scotty).
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Feb 28, 2015 05:11
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Big Beef City posted:lmao if you don't think Hillary is going to figuratively steam roll whatever mutilated corpse is left after the Republican primaries. Jeb will beat her handily.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:27
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Plafop posted:Jeb will beat her handily. It's your sons. George bush Jr and Jeb bush
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Feb 28, 2015 05:29
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:It's your sons. George bush Jr and Jeb bush There's no such person as George Bush Jr. Bush 41 is George Herbert Walker Bush Bush 43 is George Walker Bush. Next time get your facts straight before you post bullshit.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:34
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Plafop posted:There's no such person as George Bush Jr. W was jr.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:36
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:W was jr. Nope, look it up fucko, your dumbass is wrong again.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:38
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Then who the hell was the guy in the simpsons episode?
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Feb 28, 2015 05:41
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Then who the hell was the guy in the simpsons episode? I don't watch human being shows so I can't tell you that.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:41
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Plafop posted:I don't watch human being shows so I can't tell you that. your wrong.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:43
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Plafop posted:Nope, look it up fucko, your dumbass is wrong again. Dude, don't be a pussy or a human being in my vicinity. I am logged into the something awful forums right now and you need to cut that poo poo out before I go straight up operator on you. I'll be loving damned if I didn't serve my country by watching American Sniper tonight for you to be a faggit on the internet around me. Another lovely post and my dick butt fucks you from the opposite direction. That's throat to butt. Super cleansing.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:49
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Dave_Indeed posted:Dude, don't be a pussy or a human being in my vicinity. I am logged into the something awful forums right now and you need to cut that poo poo out before I go straight up operator on you. I'll be loving damned if I didn't serve my country by watching American Sniper tonight for you to be a faggit on the internet around me. What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:50
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Heil Hillary!!! Like if you agree....
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Feb 28, 2015 05:51
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Manifest posted:FEMA is stockpiling coffins and ammo for it. the existence of white folks is the longest running national emergency ever. only makes sense that FEMA would... manage it
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Feb 28, 2015 05:52
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Plafop posted:Some poo poo that got a dick sucked. drat hizzy I know what you say.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:55
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Plafop posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo. 
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Feb 28, 2015 05:57
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somehow the thought of pres hillary is worse than pres jeb. they're both scummy, but jeb seems much outwardly less so.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:59
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5-HT posted:somehow the thought of pres hillary is worse than pres jeb. they're both scummy, but jeb seems much outwardly less so. guess you missed the 2001 voting
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Feb 28, 2015 06:01
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Reminder that dubya barely won, IF he won even, and that was running against Al Gore who is like a cardboard cutout of himself
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naem posted:Reminder that dubya barely won, IF he won even, and that was running against Al Gore who is like a cardboard cutout of himself Jeb is runninig this cycle
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Feb 28, 2015 06:12
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5-HT posted:somehow the thought of pres hillary is worse than pres jeb. they're both scummy, but jeb seems much outwardly less so. They are both Illuminati agents so it really doesn't matter.
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Plafop posted:They are both Illuminati agents so it really doesn't matter. if jeb is the only illuminati they have some some problems.
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a bone to pick posted:there should be a website with realtime updates on what obama is loving up at the moment. healthcare.gov doesn't count.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:18
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Plafop posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo. You forgot to link to an all your base video.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:21
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Splurgerwitzl posted:Our president is a punk. God, I wish. They would finally change our national anthem to The Blitzkrieg Bop, like we all know it should be in our hearts.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:22
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TheJoker138 posted:God, I wish. They would finally change our national anthem to The Blitzkrieg Bop, like we all know it should be in our hearts. I like that song.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:23
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I like that song. Think about how much more fun it would be singing it before baseball games and poo poo.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:23
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TheJoker138 posted:Think about how much more fun it would be singing it before baseball games and poo poo. is it longer than the real anthem?
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Feb 28, 2015 06:27
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Is it weird if I like the star spangled banner?
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Feb 28, 2015 06:31
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I want a president named jeb to follow a president named oboma
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Feb 28, 2015 06:32
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:is it longer than the real anthem? It's a minute longer, but you can cut that way down by only going through all the lyrics once. Then it's like 15 seconds shorter.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:32
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:Is it weird if I like the star spangled banner? it is a bad poem and a horrible song.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:34
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This would be a pretty good punk rock national anthem too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wngUsiLnL7k Or we could get weird with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZJLjrb4vU
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Feb 28, 2015 06:39
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it is a bad poem and a horrible song. HEY HO LET'S GO SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK NOW
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Feb 28, 2015 06:39
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Manifest posted:HEY HO Are you telling me this doesn't symbolize America perfectly?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Probably all of them to be honest. That's what I was thinking. Even James Buchanan. So if Hillary wins, does this mean Bill...? I mean, he pretty much has to.
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