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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
he had god drat better play orson welles in a remake of citizen kane

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'd buy wine from him.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Unguided posted:

I'd buy wine from him.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Pretty impressive neckbeard there.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
did orsen welles drown in pussy?

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
don't leave me orson

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

did orsen welles drown in pussy?



lookit this sexy fuckin heartthrob and tell me he didn't

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/7fDSo6u.jpg

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

:stare:

David Blaine, Leo, ... Who's the guy with the rolling pin between his legs?

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

he had god drat better play orson welles in a remake of citizen kane



He should start hosting "Inside The Actor's Studio."

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Orson Welles also did not win an Oscar

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:stare:

David Blaine, Leo, ... Who's the guy with the rolling pin between his legs?

spiderman

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if it's a figurative rolling pin, you're probably referring to me and my legendarily massive member

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


me and my friends also sit around naked doing cocaine but you don't see me in movies

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Unguided posted:

I'd buy wine from him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3B3C5hR1lk

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Darkman Fanpage posted:

he had god drat better play orson welles in a remake of citizen kane



he has good taste

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Iggy Koopa posted:

me and my friends also sit around naked doing cocaine but you don't see me in movies

shut up sid

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
why is his head growing at such an accelerated rate

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
He's loving Rianna & we are not. Leo's pimp hand is strong.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
for a second when I clicked this thread I got orson wells mixed up with Marlon Brando but I'm better now

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
For a while he looked like a young Jack Nicholson.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Unguided posted:

I'd buy peas from him.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

SunAndSpring posted:

For a while he looked like a young Jack Nicholson.
christian slater invoked his seniority and asserted his claim to the career of imitating jack nicholson

i take it this is from terry richardsons celebrity youth rape archive

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

frozen peas

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
looks more like ethan hawke though

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

green peaness

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



im just here to post lies in gbs dobt worry about me man

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

gary oldmans diary posted:

christian slater invoked his seniority and asserted his claim to the career of imitating jack nicholson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YahRQHiy2R0

And DiCaprio can't be turning into Welles. Welles was actually at least kind-of talented. DiCaprio has been sucking at Scorsese's teat for about 15 years and only just made a bona-fide classic performance in a no-asterisks-required good movie and even then was just playing a middle class version of himself with the psychopathy turned up a few notches. But he does have a great screen presence and has made a niche for himself in movie star astronomy, so good for him there.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus posted:


And DiCaprio can't be turning into Welles. Welles was actually at least kind-of talented. DiCaprio has been sucking at Scorsese's teat for about 15 years and only just made a bona-fide classic performance in a no-asterisks-required good movie and even then was just playing a middle class version of himself with the psychopathy turned up a few notches. But he does have a great screen presence and has made a niche for himself in movie star astronomy, so good for him there.

he made a good tard in gilbert grape, as i recall

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mind the walrus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YahRQHiy2R0

And DiCaprio can't be turning into Welles. Welles was actually at least kind-of talented. DiCaprio has been sucking at Scorsese's teat for about 15 years and only just made a bona-fide classic performance in a no-asterisks-required good movie and even then was just playing a middle class version of himself with the psychopathy turned up a few notches. But he does have a great screen presence and has made a niche for himself in movie star astronomy, so good for him there.

He is a hypocrite

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Darkman Fanpage posted:

he had god drat better play orson welles in a remake of citizen kane



he could be baron harkonnen in jodorowsky's dune.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

He's loving Rianna & we are not. Leo's pimp hand is strong.
Rihanna is very insistent on how he needs to go on a diet.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Secks Cauldron posted:

Rihanna is very insistent on how he needs to go on a diet.

Well she's trying to get him on her low carb knuckle sandwiches diet

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster


Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

he had god drat better play orson welles in a remake of citizen kane



go full meta, biopic about orson welles making citizen kane

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Darkman Fanpage posted:

he had god drat better play orson welles in a remake of citizen kane



would

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
orson was much hotter in his prime

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

moose face posted:

He is a hypocrite

why

Malevolent Toilet
May 30, 2011

:chanpop:

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

lets just say that decadent assholes who zip around in private jets for phony hollywood affairs and leisure have absolutely no right to opinions about oil production

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