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Breaking news: Ignoring recommended cancer treatments and becoming an alternative health wonk will lead to death by cancer. Jess Ainscough, certified nutcase and 'wellness warrior' convinced her own mother to follow a 'wellness' regime instead of having her breast cancer treated, promptly leading to her mothers death, and has now succumbed to her own stupidity. Naturally, the alternative health people will lionise 'her brave struggle' and gleefully ignore the fact that seven years ago, doctors said 'treat the cancer or it will kill you' and, sure enough, at the ripe old age of 30, after spending those seven years steering people away from proven, effective treatment and into the arms of the alternative health hucksters, she died from cancer. If there is an afterlife, the people she fooled with her woo are waiting to kick the poo poo out of her, and she can go the special circle of hell reserved for snake oil salesman, con artists, anti-vaccers and Jenny McCarthy. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wellness-warrior-jess-ainscough-dies-from-cancer/story-fnq2o7dd-1227242521955 <- News article detailing 'tributes flowing in' from equally deluded wonks. http://www.jessainscough.com/ <- Her blog, detailing extensive, terminal stupidity
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:03 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:37 |
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would
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:06 |
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gently caress steve jobs
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:08 |
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yeah gently caress the best medical science in the history of man just gently caress it it's bad just gently caress it all
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:08 |
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a real qt thou
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:08 |
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Daedra posted:would *past tense*
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:09 |
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Daedra posted:would Same but I'd hate myself for it cause goddamn that bitch be stupid
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:11 |
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quote:Instead of chemotherapy, Jessica followed the Gerson regimen of drinking 10 raw juices and undergoing five coffee enemas daily, as well as mineral supplements and sticking to a strict vegan diet. quote:peacefully passed away.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:12 |
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Nothing like coffee up the rear end to fight cancer
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:17 |
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she already had chemo but the cancer returned so they wanted to cut her arm off so would you rather lose your arm and live on like a freakshow or die a glorious death by followingquote:the Gerson regimen of drinking 10 raw juices and undergoing five coffee enemas daily, as well as mineral supplements and sticking to a strict vegan diet.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:19 |
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She could have gotten a cool prosthetic arm. Science is doing some awesome poo poo in that area lately.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:22 |
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Id rather be dead than give up cheeseburgers ftw
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:23 |
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she doesnt seem that stupid tbh death happens to everyone
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:24 |
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she was going to die of cancer anyway, why torture yourself with chemo and amputations to add 2 years to your life?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:24 |
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may christ be with her and her fams
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:26 |
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My only take on the news report is that she died instead of taking a 50% loss in handjob efficiency.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:29 |
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The End posted:Nothing like coffee up the rear end to fight cancer the best part of waking up is rimjobs
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:31 |
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hopefully her disciples can continue her good work with her spirit watching them, and smiling down
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:32 |
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Life's just not worth living if you can't jerk four dicks at once.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:32 |
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Orkin Mang posted:may christ be with her and her fams the only unforgivable sin is knowing the truth and preaching against it. So she's probably burning in hell
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:33 |
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moose face posted:*past tense* wellll.....
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:33 |
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Volume posted:the only unforgivable sin is knowing the truth and preaching against it. So she's probably burning in hell for all her flaws, she only had everyones best interests at heart. let's not be so harsh. we need to let ourselves mourn.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:34 |
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goons are ugly and hate women
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:36 |
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tvayisnihyaami posted:goons are ugly and hate women *begins to post now wait a minute* *thinks* *shits jorts* hmm
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:41 |
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:she was going to die of cancer anyway, why torture yourself with chemo and amputations to add 2 years to your life? yeah eating leaves and sticking coffee up your butt is way more fun
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:49 |
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I'm not claiming to be the voice of goons butt gently caress women
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:49 |
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a messed up horse posted:yeah eating leaves and sticking coffee up your butt is way more fun it sure does sound better than going thru chemo and amputating ur arm
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:50 |
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rip a hot chick that was really dumb
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:50 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:She could have gotten a cool prosthetic arm. Science is doing some awesome poo poo in that area lately. No poo poo. I'd be overjoyed to lose a limb. I want a bionic one but am too chickenshit to amputate a healthy one.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:51 |
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undergoing five coffee enemas daily, undergoing five coffee enemas daily, 5 a day? what in the gently caress.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:57 |
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of course she looks chipper all the time when she has all that caffeine absorbed through her anal cavity
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:59 |
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conviction is sexy
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:59 |
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F hole posted:of course she looks chipper all the time when she has all that caffeine absorbed through her anal cavity probably had a powerful gape
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:01 |
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If I gently caress her in the rear end do I get an espresso in my dick?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:01 |
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tvayisnihyaami posted:it sure does sound better than going thru chemo and amputating ur arm she could have done nothing and it would have had the same effect as the coffee enema regimen
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:01 |
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anchoress posted:she could have done nothing and it would have had the same effect as the coffee enema regimen not really cause i'm pretty sure what felt peaceful while going thru this regimen. she really believed it helped her. that's all that matters in the end
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:02 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:rip a hot chick that was really dumb
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:03 |
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tvayisnihyaami posted:it sure does sound better than going thru chemo and amputating ur arm imo doing anything fun would have been better than going to valhalla with a butt full of beans and a gut full of greens
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:03 |
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even better than the lady who burned her nose off with black salve
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:05 |
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The End posted:Breaking news: Ignoring recommended cancer treatments and becoming an alternative health wonk will lead to death by cancer. kyoon?
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