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really isnt that bad i dont know what everyone is saying i mean come on guys
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thanks for the pity reply friend i am not good at threads
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Feb 28, 2015 05:20
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yes
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Feb 28, 2015 05:22
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its a piece of poo poo
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Feb 28, 2015 05:42
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my ap java teacher in high school said he hated java primarily for the all stupid coffee/bean puns that were everywhere and that's a good enough reason for me to dislike it too
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Feb 28, 2015 06:17
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factory factories
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Feb 28, 2015 06:23
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It doesn't matter what you write code in anymore
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Feb 28, 2015 06:48
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Feb 28, 2015 08:28
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i hate java. tomcat. weblogic. websphere. all manner of beans. suns legacy is a blight on this fine earth
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Feb 28, 2015 14:42
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pram posted:all manner of beans. mods
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Feb 28, 2015 14:46
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java is the boring lang op, it is what the most boring people use. same with eclipse, which is the boring ide
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Plank Walker posted:my ap java teacher in high school said he hated java primarily for the all stupid coffee/bean puns that were everywhere and that's a good enough reason for me to dislike it too my "advanced programming" teacher told us we couldnt get a job in industry without C experience and then set us an exercise worth 10% of the class's final grade around implmenting a hashmap in java - as he believed java didnt have any map implementations. and then he retired from being head of the school. ftw Valeyard fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Feb 28, 2015 |
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Feb 28, 2015 16:55
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lol if your computer classes actually went higher than ms office and maybe dreamweaver from a book if you get done fast
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Feb 28, 2015 17:09
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i took c# and java last semester and i have no reason to ever want touch java again this might partially be b/c my teacher demanded we never use any sort of UI designer and do all work in Swing and do it without help how's the open source c# thing coming along? not mono, the open source .net
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Doctor Goat posted:i took c# and java last semester and i have no reason to ever want touch java again pretty well, but if you pay attention you end up noticing that it's mostly ms employees making issues on the repo, and those same employees are the ones writing all the code because they assign the issues to themselves. it's weird they mentioned in a chat that they wanna clarify which issues are actually up for grabs but it'll be interesting to see how things pan out over time
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Feb 28, 2015 17:40
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pram posted:i hate java. tomcat. weblogic. websphere. all manner of beans. suns legacy is a blight on this fine earth sun was a great company you shut your mouth
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Feb 28, 2015 19:39
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java is good. things like tomcat and jetty are pretty good app servers. all of java ee is so mind bendingly bad and stupid and i'm convinced parts of it were designed by literal retards.
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:java is good. things like tomcat and jetty are pretty good app servers. yea. literal retards designed complex computer software. not just eat childrens food, throw tantrums, and function at a lower level than "normal" people. are you reading your own posts? loving moron.
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Feb 28, 2015 21:04
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drat...
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Feb 28, 2015 21:15
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im doing wildfly, it seems kind of gay tbh. i have no idea what a stateless bean is but i power through and hopefully will create a passable project somehow.
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:java is good. things like tomcat and jetty are pretty good app servers. lol implementing their spec is a world of hurt
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came to post this haha
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Smythe posted:yea. literal retards designed complex computer software. not just eat childrens food, throw tantrums, and function at a lower level than "normal" people. are you reading your own posts? loving moron. the jsf spec is literally drool and poop smears on paper
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Feb 28, 2015 21:36
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I don't know why you'd ever use Java ee these days. spring is good
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dagger, undertow, jackson, mithril is pro-est stack
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the small amount of java i've done has been pretty ok and it would be a welcome change from the vba i usually have to deal with.
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java is a decent language but everything else in the Java ecosystem, from IDE to servers, stacks, and runtimes are all huge piles of garbage. the coders are garbage, too.
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actually intellij is cool and good
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The Management posted:java is a decent language but everything else in the Java ecosystem, from IDE to servers, stacks, and runtimes are all huge piles of garbage. the coders are garbage, too. java programmer spotted lol
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pram posted:its a piece of poo poo dsyp
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:java programmer spotted lol java hater spotted, this isn't the thread for you friend
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java is great when you're using good APIs like those in the JDK, NetBeans, or guava. java is hell when you're using APIs made by bad java programmers
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pre:YOSPOSers–
I came across an article yesterday morning about
a nonfunctional (or, is it dysfunctional?) programmer's
experience learning Scala:
http://www.vasinov.com/blog/16-months-of-functional-programming/
The article makes some interesting points—and mentions some
of the failings of the brain-dead, for-the-monkeys languages
like Java:
- immutability allows for cleaner code that's less
error-prone; multithreading is easy without shared mutible
state
- first-class functions allow for modularity, abstraction,
and code reüse
- pattern matching allows compact, readable,
straight-forward destructuring / examination of data
- comprehensions provide a tool for concisely expressing
transformations
- type inference reduces the work on the programmer without
sacrificing type safety
- type variance is totally broken in Java; Scala failed to
make this error
- Scala has lazy and by-name variables / parameters which
are annoying (at best) to simulate in languages like Java
–but– Much more than this, functional programming is a tool
to expand one's mind, to see things differently, to approach
problems from a new (and, we in the functional community
would argue, better) perspective:
‘The reason that functional programming forces you
to learn so much is because it challenges every
assumption about writing software that you had.’
Scala seems to hava a lot af ‘haters’ in YOSPOS, although
none of them has ever presented a valid technical argument
against the language or a valid technical claim suggesting
that it wouldn't make code shorter, cleaner, more
moduler, and easier to maintain.
I was recalling fondly during a conversation the other
evening that YOSPOS once valued learning, growth, and good
ideas … These days, it seems that the only things that
anyone cares about is Jira tickets, immediate-short-term
goals, and separating investors from their money. When did
we lose our way?
–and– For those who still care about learning and exposing
themselves to new ideas, I just heard of this Coursera
course about reactive programming:
https://www.coursera.org/course/reactive
Come for the functions and monads; stay for the actors!
//cheers
~PleasingFungus
plays Principled Engineer @ com.yospos.engineering.core.content
Since 1834 *not* a member of Solutions.
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