Post ITT if you are really good, ya know, *sexually* :wink:

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

# ? Feb 28, 2015 06:38

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 06:43

pogi

# ? Feb 28, 2015 06:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm loving terrible

# ? Feb 28, 2015 07:59

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm loving terrible

well you clearly can't follow instructions then friend

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Chewbecca posted:

well you clearly can't follow instructions then friend

I'm literally the worst

# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:05

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm a virgin.

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:05

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm literally the worst

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm a virgin.

one could be a virgin and srill be good at sexual stuff fyi fwiw

# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:06

landy.

I am really good at putting my thingy in women's underparts as well as men's bums.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:07

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Chewbecca posted:

one could be a virgin and srill be good at sexual stuff fyi fwiw

To bad I will never find out. :smith:

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bull Runner posted:

I am really good at putting my thingy in women's underparts as well as men's bums.

thingy = eyelid

# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:08

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

drilldo squirt posted:

To bad I will never find out.

maybe you are good at jacking off

like the king of jacking off

got that technique down

# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:09

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm not sure.

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:11

Al Borland: by XyloJW

My suction cups are extra good at coupling. While I softly hum into a kazoo and play the trumpet.

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:16

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:42

Korean Boomhauer

i practice by microwaving a wet towel and usieing that but actual sex sounds really scary like theres another person involved its like playing quake you dont know how good the other person is but most likely they've been doing it for a lot more years than u and ur probably gonna get fragged several times and ragequit

# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:07

yoober

im good and no one can prove otherwise

# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:56

H.H: August is the Cruelest Month

If you can't please a wo/man, try oral.

Problem solved.

If you're bad at oral, there really is no hope for you.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 10:47

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i kept missing the two main holes down there so i made a third one as a compromise

# ? Feb 28, 2015 15:12

Android Blues

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i practice by microwaving a wet towel and usieing that but actual sex sounds really scary like theres another person involved its like playing quake you dont know how good the other person is but most likely they've been doing it for a lot more years than u and ur probably gonna get fragged several times and ragequit

i got fragged the first time i had sex and its been hard recovering. still looking for that "quad damage rune" that will let me pick up my style

# ? Feb 28, 2015 15:18

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

what's your gently caress style

# ? Feb 28, 2015 15:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Mine is a hybrid of "The Chimneysweep"and "Cold Flapjacks"

What is yours bo-pepps

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# ? Feb 28, 2015 15:39

FartGhost

i dont know because ive never tried it

# ? Feb 28, 2015 15:48

Piso Mojado

Bo-Pepper posted:

what's your gently caress style

same as my posting. full of errors but satisfying.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bo-Pepper posted:

what's your gently caress style

Rectum/drat near killed em

# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:35

Diqnol

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i practice by microwaving a wet towel and usieing that but actual sex sounds really scary like theres another person involved its like playing quake you dont know how good the other person is but most likely they've been doing it for a lot more years than u and ur probably gonna get fragged several times and ragequit

I lag spiked into her pussy

# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:36