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Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB5BfT1_PYQ&t=58s

holy poo poo can we relect this guy?

i mean gently caress it lets vote hillary in so that bill can continue his crazy white house antics

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HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
I'd gently caress dat bill

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I'd smoke a doob with the ol' Shleekmiester.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bill Clinton killed ALL Malaysians he came across. This dude was hardcore ASIAN hatin, MALAYSIAN hatin. Nothing could stop him.
Heard a story that he straight up screamed CHINK at an Asian who dared to smile at him.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

he got he dick suck

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
way better than teh obama one. i like when he runs after hilary with her pack lunch

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

Gay Hitler posted:


holy poo poo can we relect this guy?

i mean gently caress it lets vote hillary in so that bill can continue his crazy white house antics

I, too, want to see more American children burned on American soil.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

InterceptorV8 posted:

I, too, want to see more American children burned on American soil.

me too but im in isis

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
bill clinton did nothing wrong

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
He's gonna be a pretty baller first man.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I love this movie because he's hanging out with Big Pete.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Bill Clinton somehow convinced Congress to give him close to $50 million dollars for personal discretionary funds, which he then used to finance the research (and subsequent development of) detachable dicks. It's rumored that Mr. Clinton volunteered to be the first recipient of a detachable dick, and that the dick did something to him...that it...changed...Mr. Clinton on a fundamental level. Mr. Clinton was known to sneak around the White House and spent hours hiding from nobody in particular; furthermore, he kept a journal of his "thoughts", but it was later revealed that the journal was just page after page of (you guessed it) drawings of dicks. Mr. Clinton would later go on to say that the drawings were his ideas for new types of detachable dicks, i.e. "future dicks". But many found the cryptic drawings to be something more sinister. Here was a picture of a pudgy, bald, bespectacled dick; here was a picture of two dicks flying into two towers; here was a dick standing on a pile of other dicks. Mr. Clinton has never explained these drawings.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

in the vid I was hoping when he was searching empty offices, calling out names, he'd look under a desk and say "Monica?"

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Bill Clinton somehow convinced Congress to give him close to $50 million dollars for personal discretionary funds, which he then used to finance the research (and subsequent development of) detachable dicks. It's rumored that Mr. Clinton volunteered to be the first recipient of a detachable dick, and that the dick did something to him...that it...changed...Mr. Clinton on a fundamental level. Mr. Clinton was known to sneak around the White House and spent hours hiding from nobody in particular; furthermore, he kept a journal of his "thoughts", but it was later revealed that the journal was just page after page of (you guessed it) drawings of dicks. Mr. Clinton would later go on to say that the drawings were his ideas for new types of detachable dicks, i.e. "future dicks". But many found the cryptic drawings to be something more sinister. Here was a picture of a pudgy, bald, bespectacled dick; here was a picture of two dicks flying into two towers; here was a dick standing on a pile of other dicks. Mr. Clinton has never explained these drawings.

I appreciate you

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Cubone posted:

I appreciate you

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

InterceptorV8 posted:

I, too, want to see more American children burned on American soil.

what

e: even so i think the means justify ends like these

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Bill sure was trimming hedges in the White House.

Want one of those ice cream sandwiches vending machines.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





:lol: at playing Battleship in the situation room.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Pawn 17 posted:

:lol: at playing Battleship in the situation room.

Best part

Edit: and riding bikes in the white house

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I wonder what Monica's up to these days. I hope she's doing well

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Alan Smithee posted:

I wonder what Monica's up to these days. I hope she's doing well

what color was the dress?

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

wasnt this about the government shutdown that led to Billy Jeff getting directly involved with interns?

well i guess nothing came of it

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Izumi Konata posted:

what color was the dress?

Both blue and white. :quagmire:

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
he's da real nigga

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Izumi Konata posted:

what color was the dress?

Cum... cum never changes

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Bill is the kind-of guy that is so charming I honestly wouldn't mind him loving my girlfriend until he tried to rub my face in it, and you know he would.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
yeah i also want men to have sex with my girlfriend

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
Holy poo poo, was his IT guy Big Pete?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

I wonder what Monica's up to these days. I hope she's doing well

flightlessdog
Apr 22, 2013

Well that was dumb
House of Cards reference from before House of Cards was being Americanised?

Bill is magic.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Hmm didn't see the clip of him on the lolita express deep dicking little nine year old boys and girls, must not have made the final cut.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
i hope the reason Danny Tamberelli is no longer visible in the public eye is because he has been waxing himself up and sliding around the white house floors every day for the past 15 years

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Bill Clinton took repeated trips on the " Lolita Express"—the private passenger jet owned by billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein—with an actress in softcore porn movies whose name appears in Epstein's address book under an entry for "massages," according to flight logbooks obtained by Gawker and published today for the first time. The logs also show that Clinton shared more than a dozen flights with a woman who federal prosecutors believe procured underage girls to sexually service Epstein and his friends and acted as a "potential co-conspirator" in his crimes.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
monica apparently hooked up with the actor Alan Cumming

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
In 2002, as New York has reported, Clinton recruited Epstein to make his plane available for a week-long anti-poverty and anti-AIDS tour of Africa with Kevin Spacey, Chris Tucker, billionaire creep Ron Burkle, Clinton confidant Gayle Smith (who now serves on Barack Obama's National Security Council), and others. The logs from that trip show that Maxwell, Kellen, and a woman named Chauntae Davis joined the entourage for five days.

That last name—Chauntae Davies—shows up elsewhere in papers unearthed by the various investigations into Epstein's sex ring: his little black book. Davies is one of 27 women listed in the book under an entry for "Massage- California," one of six lists of massage girls Epstein kept in various locales, with a total of 160 names around the globe, many of them underage victims.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zzulu posted:

yeah i also want men to have sex with my girlfriend

If only there was a tired GBS meme you could use to express this sentiment right now...

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

mind the walrus posted:

If only there was a tired GBS meme you could use to express this sentiment right now...

You mad, cucky? Is little cucky wucky mad?

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Bill Clinton somehow convinced Congress to give him close to $50 million dollars for personal discretionary funds, which he then used to finance the research (and subsequent development of) detachable dicks. It's rumored that Mr. Clinton volunteered to be the first recipient of a detachable dick, and that the dick did something to him...that it...changed...Mr. Clinton on a fundamental level. Mr. Clinton was known to sneak around the White House and spent hours hiding from nobody in particular; furthermore, he kept a journal of his "thoughts", but it was later revealed that the journal was just page after page of (you guessed it) drawings of dicks. Mr. Clinton would later go on to say that the drawings were his ideas for new types of detachable dicks, i.e. "future dicks". But many found the cryptic drawings to be something more sinister. Here was a picture of a pudgy, bald, bespectacled dick; here was a picture of two dicks flying into two towers; here was a dick standing on a pile of other dicks. Mr. Clinton has never explained these drawings.

Odd that you omit the reports of the dicks becoming sentient...

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