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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

This is what will happen to you if you use Tinder. Just stay inside and post, do not interact with any women.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-28/single-mum-stabbed-tinder-date-brisbane-court-hears/6270910

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I've had worse dates, at least he got some action out of it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Bitch should have been on Stabr if she gonna play like that

Stentorian Hoot
Jun 14, 2001

Couldn't get it up...

Alan Smithee posted:

Bitch should have been on Stabr if she gonna play like that

she seems like a good fit for slshr

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
Umm, she is australian. Of course she stabbed the Bruce. Life is tough in the outback but the got some good bloomin onions. And I think their bread is slightly better than okay. But totally full of insane people.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

online dating owns

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

she lives in my city, omg i could have been stabbed by the crazy tinder mum :ohdear:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

least old mate gave her a stabbin' before hand ;)

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

bowen hills is a shithole

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
doesn't this have less to do with tindr and more to do with not sticking your dick in crazy

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

krampster2 posted:

she lives in my city, omg i could have been stabbed by the crazy tinder mum :ohdear:

Is your name Bruce, Bruce?

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

brick cow posted:

Is your name Bruce, Bruce?

my irl name is krampster

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

krampster2 posted:

my irl name is krampster

If you online date make sure you say "no fatties and no stabbies"

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

eh it happened in a non country im still getting quality tindr tail all dayt dude

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I thought this was a typically normal aussie thing to do :shrug:

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

stabbing is illegal

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
What more can you expect from white criminal progeny?

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
As someone who has had sex with girls in Brisbane named Alana, I'm worried.

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

but he hit it though?

MY MAN

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
this is why i kill my dates before we have sex

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
thanks for the update krampster

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

crazy chicks are freaks in bed imagine how loving amazing this chick must've been in the sack

"totally worth it your honor"
*high five train through prosecutor, judge, bailiff, defense lawyer and jury*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I agree, guy got laid so not so bad.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Fairly passive posted:

As someone who has had sex with girls in Brisbane named Alana, I'm worried.

she's a single mother my friend so i have bad news for you...


Ramsus posted:

thanks for the update krampster

you are most welcome :)

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
single mum

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

krampster2 posted:

Just stay inside and post

my posting station is ready

Lizzy
Jun 4, 2006

IRON MAN
31/10 never forget
they had sex and then he slept on the floor



i too live in brisbane, this could have BEEN ME

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Jusupov posted:

my posting station is ready


literal shitposting

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Lizzy posted:

they had sex and then he slept on the floor



i too live in brisbane, this could have BEEN ME

so many goon cocks has this chick been catching? drat

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
lol at anyone who doesn't try to stab their tinders

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
It was bound to happen sooner rather than later.

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
Why is GB so obsessed with tinder? Half of the threads coming up are regarding tinder

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

toggle posted:

bowen hills is a shithole

chermside is where it's at m8

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Jusupov posted:

my posting station is ready


Throne of Games

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Body type: used up

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
Bowen Hills is great! Close to the RNA showgrounds, close to Fortitude. Drive up the tunnel towards Clayfield...

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
False rape accusation in 3...2...1...

quote:

"I don't want to get into specifics, but there's a clear case for self-defence."

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RattiRatto posted:

Why is GB so obsessed with tinder? Half of the threads coming up are regarding tinder

You mean people like to go out, connect with other people, and have sex? well I never! No sir I'll stay on my computer with my animes :goonsay:

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

quote:

"I'm trying to head something off. I don't want this incident discussed on social media."

Close thread pls

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SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Live in the same city. Realized that I've matched with a girl matching her description. Bullet dodged.

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