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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dudley Boyz 3d (table not included)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUig4qksZlw&feature=player_detailpage#t=10

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Also a 'real' hurricarana or whatever it's called is pretty ridiculous.
edit: this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=L0H5qYfFy64#t=53

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Mar 1, 2015

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Big Beef City posted:

Also a 'real' hurricarana or whatever it's called is pretty ridiculous.
edit: this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=L0H5qYfFy64#t=53

I hope you mean that in a good way or prepare to taste my taint

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
I forgot how stupidly dangerous half those finishing moves were. When they do a modern greatest finishing move compilation it's just people just get dropped flat on their backs.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SirDan3k posted:

I forgot how stupidly dangerous half those finishing moves were. When they do a modern greatest finishing move compilation it's just people just get dropped flat on their backs.

I can't believe that a full, standing tombstone pile driver didn't honestly kill people by mistake. Like obviously, it was wrestling but people aren't supposed to do that kind of thing.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






Yes! This was the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdY2PCC4HXU

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
the move triple h put on kanes dead gf. rip in peace

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

My older brother used to put me in the boston crab a lot when I was a kid.

r.i.p my back.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
My fave is where the enemy jacks me off and cums on my face

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

stinkface

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
that's the one

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
piledrive

not the tombstone, the regular one

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I gave a kid a Pedigree into a snow bank (ice crusted snow bank) in eighth grade because I was an rear end in a top hat and it looked fun.

He cried and his nose bled, therefore the Pedigree is easily the best finishing move.

finalcake
Oct 5, 2002

CHESTO~!!

Otto von Ruthless posted:

no it's not, Jake Roberts is the only possibly answer for "best DDT"

it's like a totally different caliber of move when he does it.

There was a discussion earlier in another thread, but I still think Arn Anderson is a really close second.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Aku posted:

There was a discussion earlier in another thread, but I still think Arn Anderson is a really close second.

Arn's spinebuster is second to none imo

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
razor's edge is the best finisher

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

gnarlyhotep posted:

My fave is where the enemy jacks me off and cums on my face

I think that's banned in the WWE these days, too many kids imitating it

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

My fave is where the enemy jacks me off and cums on my face

why is he coming if you're the one being jacked...

still better than the stroke

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


too sweet me bro

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Post

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!
Sharpshooter.

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


All this cock talk and no mention of the best finishing move, Shattered Dreams?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

My favorite finisher as a kid was the jackknife powerbomb. In 4th grade my friends and I had a wrestling league, and I was the tallest and one of the strongest kids in my grade so I could powerbomb people pretty easily. The one thing I never got was why they didn't just do it facefirst, it'd hurt so much more. So I made that my finisher. I was the champion :cool:

I'm the reason there's "Do Not Try This At Home" warnings

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

That DICK! posted:

My favorite finisher as a kid was the jackknife powerbomb. In 4th grade my friends and I had a wrestling league, and I was the tallest and one of the strongest kids in my grade so I could powerbomb people pretty easily. The one thing I never got was why they didn't just do it facefirst, it'd hurt so much more. So I made that my finisher. I was the champion :cool:

I'm the reason there's "Do Not Try This At Home" warnings

Qhen we were kids we did not allow people to quit in submissions, it was always held until they cried, otherwise they were "throwing the match" and it wasnt fair to the person doing the submission because they didn't get to hurt the other kid enough

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


SteamyV posted:

All this cock talk and no mention of the best finishing move, Shattered Dreams?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix1Q6NYfmfE

This was the best Shattered Dreams Goldust ever did. That thudding sound :allears:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Mar 1, 2015

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wrestling is so cool.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Shamrock Ankle Lock

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


As a kid I liked the look of Shawn and Diesel's finisher. It was nothing complicated, just an elbow drop, but Shawn would get on the top turnbuckle, then step up onto Diesel's shoulders and do it from there. I liked the reminder of "that guy is big."

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

The best and most nonsensical finishing move is the Canadian Destroyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YBs3I8kDuw

Edit: Oh wrong time period. Whatever, still the dumbest and therefor best finisher.

Cabbit fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Mar 2, 2015

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Xerzes posted:

As a kid I liked the look of Shawn and Diesel's finisher. It was nothing complicated, just an elbow drop, but Shawn would get on the top turnbuckle, then step up onto Diesel's shoulders and do it from there. I liked the reminder of "that guy is big."

moves to where a small guy jumps off a big guy are awesome and should happen more.

Enzo and Big Cass should do that but they'd probably break a neck

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I gotta go with the Rock Bottom, as it's the only move I tried at home (well, at my friend's house, but still). Also I was (and am) the biggest Rock mark.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
The Rock Bottom is the most powerful move because it can cut electricity to an entire major city.

Daunte Vicknabb
Feb 22, 2005

You are already dead

WeaponX posted:

moves to where a small guy jumps off a big guy are awesome and should happen more.

Enzo and Big Cass should do that but they'd probably break a neck

At house shows I've seen Enzo get thrown press slam style off the top rope into a splash on a downed opponent. I love those two.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Cabbit posted:

The best and most nonsensical finishing move is the Canadian Destroyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YBs3I8kDuw

Edit: Oh wrong time period. Whatever, still the dumbest and therefor best finisher.

The C4 is even dumber and more nonsensical.

Daunte Vicknabb posted:

At house shows I've seen Enzo get thrown press slam style off the top rope into a splash on a downed opponent. I love those two.

That's called The Rocker Launcher. It was the main finisher of the The Midnight Express.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Xerzes posted:

As a kid I liked the look of Shawn and Diesel's finisher. It was nothing complicated, just an elbow drop, but Shawn would get on the top turnbuckle, then step up onto Diesel's shoulders and do it from there. I liked the reminder of "that guy is big."

It was a big splash, actually, I think it was based on their feud with the Head Shrinkers at the time. "Shawn may not be 300 lbs, but he can jump from way higher!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Headshrinkers splash was awesome. Fatu wasn't really getting any extra height on it or anything, he was just kind of jumping over Samu's shoulders for no particular reason.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
E: nm

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


I always thought Ron Simmons' Dominator owned pretty hard, mostly because he dropped you on your shoulders like he didn't give a poo poo anymore.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I always liked Papa Shango's finisher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3zJs4f7yO0

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